Dumb Things You've Done Recently

Raijin Quickfoot

So yesterday I was taking out the window ac in my upstairs bedroom and... I'll save the story and just post this picture..



What dumb shit have you done recently?

Garlic Bread

You're mom

Tallahasseeriel

Keith wrote: »

You're mom

How did Raijin get pregnant?

Raijin Quickfoot

Uriel wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

You're mom

How did Raijin get pregnant?

I needed anime to post.

well i spent money i didn't have

UnbrokenEva

Dammit Keith

Jacques L'Homme

I recently popped in my new copy of The Phantom Pain, and it comes up as an unsupported disk.

Then I realized that I was a silly goose who bought the PS3 version and not the PS4 version, like the silly goose that I am.

Luckily the GS manager was a cool dude, and took my opened copy as a return and I was able to pick up the proper version without having to eat the trade in loss.

Also, when the guy told me the price so I could pay him I was all, "whaaaat? That low?" And dude was all, "yeah, because it's for the PS3," and it didn't even register then. Honk honk, silly goose, honk honk.

BlueBlue

i bit the hell out of the side of my cheek

Sterica

I woke up

Psykoma

Last week I went to an italian restaurant. I had my book with me as I usually do when i go out to eat.

I ordered a pasta dish and garlic bread to start.
I also forgot that they provided you a complimentary metre long baguette.

I was a lot more hungry than I apparently realized. Not only did I eat my entire pasta dish, I ate my four pieces of garlic toast, and the entire metre long baguette.

It was a really engaging book and I didn't actually notice until the very end how much bread I had eaten.

Bloated up worse than Violet beauregarde for almost a week.

UnbrokenEva

Psykoma wrote: »

Last week I went to an italian restaurant. I had my book with me as I usually do when i go out to eat.

I ordered a pasta dish and garlic bread to start.
I also forgot that they provided you a complimentary metre long baguette.

I was a lot more hungry than I apparently realized. Not only did I eat my entire pasta dish, I ate my four pieces of garlic toast, and the entire metre long baguette.

It was a really engaging book and I didn't actually notice until the very end how much bread I had eaten.

Bloated up worse than Violet beauregarde for almost a week.

I've done similar but it was baby cut carrots and I was munching idly at my desk at work

carrots are a healthy snack but it is definitely possible to eat too many carrots in a single sitting

exceeding that amount results in severe gastrointestinal discomfort

HeadCreeps

I've been losing my temper lately at work, which causes me to do stupid things.

There's just been a lot of changes, and the work load has shifted around quite a bit, and we are super short handed. I don't think we've ever been hurting for help this much since I started working here.

There's also been no surpervisor for my area, and I was, very briefly, considering applying for it, but, since I've been flying off the fucking handle so much lately, I think I'll pass on it until I get my mental shit together. Besides, since school started up again, I don't think I really need the extra stress.

TheStig

I lost a $20 bill. I don't know how either, because I hadn't been in my wallet at all. Pretty sure it fell out like immediately after I got it.

Goose!

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So yesterday I was taking out the window ac in my upstairs bedroom and... I'll save the story and just post this picture..



What dumb shit have you done recently?

At least you didn't kill the Mister Mister lady

Madican

Stayed late to do a favor for someone, got insulted by them when their fax wouldn't go through because it must be my fucking fault.

Bluedude152

I hung out with someone had a blast them compulsivly texted them till they blocked me

Also somehow i lost the other sock i was wearing today

Im still wearing the first one

Angelina

Was trying to extend the end of a bed I've never dealt with at work for a tall patient. Felt the clasps on either side and pushed them. They were not the extending clasps. They were the clasps to drop the bottom of the bed to the floor. So I almost chucked a spinal patient on to the floor.

So very glad I was holding on firmly to the end of the bed.

simulacrum

Starting an art project the night before it's due and having to stay up until two am to finish it.

Garlic Bread

Fearghaill wrote: »

Dammit Keith

it's happened once again

you've turned to a friend

someone that understands

sees through the master plan

Aistan

The other day I dropped a glass as I was getting it out of the cabinet. It hit the toaster on the way down, breaking the knob off. Then it hit the side of a ceramic plate on the counter, shattering it before finally hitting the counter and breaking apart, getting glass everywhere but particularly onto the sandwich I had just made which was on the plate at the time.

Chincymcchilla

I host a podcast about a childrens show

Errr

Oh, I put a used AC filter in my trunk to take it to the dumpster (I live about a mile from our apartment complex dumpster) and forgot it was there for 2 days

The entire inside of my trunk is coated in dust

Chincymcchilla

I ate a whole package of macaroni and cheese and had chocolate milk with it

Madican

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I host a podcast about a childrens show

Errr

Oh, I put a used AC filter in my trunk to take it to the dumpster (I live about a mile from our apartment complex dumpster) and forgot it was there for 2 days

The entire inside of my trunk is coated in dust

Pop the trunk while driving and you have your own emergency getaway smoke!

The Betgirl

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I ate a whole package of macaroni and cheese and had chocolate milk with it

you're in the wrong thread

Chincymcchilla

The Betgirl wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I ate a whole package of macaroni and cheese and had chocolate milk with it

you're in the wrong thread

listen

I promise it was real dumb

OmnipotentBagel

I called a customer by his last name, today, thinking it was his first name. I considered just resigning then and there.

see317

I signed up for the bowling league at work.

Then remembered that I only bowl once or twice a decade.
I'm not sure if I'm the albatross around the teams collective necks, or the anchor dragging us all down, or some other nautical metaphor for being terrible at a thing.

Gvzbgul

Calling people by their last name makes you a cool professional. Smoke a cigarette. Pour yourself a drink.

pimento

I've organised a house move for a day that's forcasted for rain and possible hail.

Woo.

Skeith

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

The Betgirl wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I ate a whole package of macaroni and cheese and had chocolate milk with it

you're in the wrong thread

listen

I promise it was real dumb

Used the chocolate milk in place of not chocolate milk?

Butler

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So yesterday I was taking out the window ac in my upstairs bedroom and... I'll save the story and just post this picture..



What dumb shit have you done recently?

This doesn't seem dumb. Look at the state that AC's in, it's practically falling apart. Removing it was a perfectly sensible thing to do.

WeedLordVegeta

I made posts on a forum

DJ Eebs

watched Disney's Descendants

Chincymcchilla

The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »

watched Disney's Descendants

Well

we're not gonna beat that

darleysam

The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »

watched Disney's Descendants

They must pay quite well for the chance at a quiet night out, though.


I made a bad joke on a public forum.

pimento

I booked flights to Sydney for PAXAus.

PAXAus is in Melbourne.

Kwoaru

I missed the deadline to return a new textbook for a full refund, now the best they'll give me is credit which forget that

And sincd I'm just gonna use the new copy I now have to return the cheaper used copy I had ordered online

The real dumb thing was waiting so long and not buying a cheap online copy before the semester started

tynic

I left my new phone banking password in the UK so I probably can't pay the bill on my storage unit before the due date

hopefully tehy'll give me a day or two leeway

Brainleech

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »

watched Disney's Descendants

Well

we're not gonna beat that

Why?

Raijin Quickfoot

I went to work today

Brainleech

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I was once again a fireman at the hell known to men
I was not thanked for it as usual