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The Second Republican Debate Thread - CNN Stream in OP - I Will Fight WWI Navy Barefisted

QuidQuid Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
edited September 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
Link to CNN stream.

When: Wednesday, September 16 -- opening act acrobats @ 6 PM, Big Top events @ 8 PM EST
Where: President Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, Simi Valley, CA
Host: CNN
Mods: CNN's chief DC honcho Jake Tapper, CNN's politics chief Dana Bash, and Hugh Hewitt, who is apparently some guy

The Hi-Flying Low-Pollers:

- Bobby Jindal
- Rick Santorum
- George Pataki
- Lindsey Graham


The Stupendous Koch Bros.' Elephant and Clown Parade:

- 30.5 Trump
- 20.0 Carson
- 7.8 Bush
- 6.8 Cruz
- 5.3 Rubio
- 4.5 Huckabee
- 3.3 Paul
- 3.3 Fiorina
- 3.0 Walker
- 2.5 Kasich
- 1.5 Christie



Interesting articles and errata:

- Dana Bash thought Rick Perry and his new glasses were shoo-ins for the 2016 nomination
- But seriously, why is Ben Carson popular?
- Math wizard Nate Silver says Trump is toast


*cue calliope*

All credit for this OP to @Atomika

Quid on
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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Yay for easy access to a stream, thanks for the link.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Break out the bingo pads!

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm curious how Carson's going to perform. A lot of the other candidates have alluded to being more aggressive towards Trump but I don't think he has. Despite Trump taking shots at him earlier last week I think he might keep up the soft spoken and polite image.

  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Trump is the mousetrap and they're all desperate for the cheese he's hogging, except Ben "Medicare expansion was like the Nuremberg laws" Carson.

    Absalon on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm curious how Carson's going to perform. A lot of the other candidates have alluded to being more aggressive towards Trump but I don't think he has. Despite Trump taking shots at him earlier last week I think he might keep up the soft spoken and polite image.

    He is going to perform actual brain surgery during the debate.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm curious how Carson's going to perform. A lot of the other candidates have alluded to being more aggressive towards Trump but I don't think he has. Despite Trump taking shots at him earlier last week I think he might keep up the soft spoken and polite image.

    I don't know what he's been doing but it seems to be working. He jumped up to 23%, right behind Trump, and my parents seem to like him for some reason. Probably just needs to coast through the debate and he'll be ok.

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  • DiplominatorDiplominator Hardcore Porg Registered User regular
    Does this debate have a particular topic or is it more an "Obama: Against or Againster?" kind of thing?

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm curious how Carson's going to perform. A lot of the other candidates have alluded to being more aggressive towards Trump but I don't think he has. Despite Trump taking shots at him earlier last week I think he might keep up the soft spoken and polite image.

    He is going to perform actual brain surgery during the debate.

    On what brain?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm curious how Carson's going to perform. A lot of the other candidates have alluded to being more aggressive towards Trump but I don't think he has. Despite Trump taking shots at him earlier last week I think he might keep up the soft spoken and polite image.

    He is going to perform actual brain surgery during the debate.

    On what brain?

    I would say wolf blitzer, but that would just show a terrifying lack.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Does this debate have a particular topic or is it more an "Obama: Against or Againster?" kind of thing?

    i believe it will be "Who's worse: Obama or Trump?"

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Does this debate have a particular topic or is it more an "Obama: Against or Againster?" kind of thing?

    I don't believe it's anything beyond general questions from the moderators.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    DAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUU

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Who?

    Is there pregame coverage?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I started a thread for this like two hours ago but work got me tied up and when I finally posted it you had yours up before me


    You jerk



    <3

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Gimme the OP mine's garbage!

    I only made it cause we were an hour out and no thread.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    Drunk until it is more funny than sad.

    I ate an engineer
  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    Rule the first: Drink until it's not horrifying anymore.
    Rule the second: Have a doctor in the room.
    Rule the third: The doctor is not allowed to play.
    Rule the fourth: Dammit milski

    Absalon on
  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    drink every time someone says something stupid?

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    Rule the first: Drink until it's not horrifying anymore.
    Rule the second: Have a doctor in the room.
    Rule the third: The doctor is not allowed to play.
    Rule the fourth: Dammit milski

    I'm da best.

    I ate an engineer
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Gimme the OP mine's garbage!

    I only made it cause we were an hour out and no thread.

    Take it!

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    drink every time someone says something stupid?

    Drinking game, not recipe for alcohol poisoning.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Anyone find any drinking games?

    My drinking game is drink until I'm less disappointed in the mockery that the GOP has become.

    Maybe

    Maybe this cycle they'll finally get their shit sorted out

    *drink*

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Drinking game is drink every time someone says Reagan not including naming where they are at.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Second string is starting.

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Playing a GOP debate drinking game is basically waterboarding yourself with liquor.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    It's at the Reagan Library, so do a shot for:

    - every third Reagan mention
    - every time a candidate compares themselves to Reagan
    - every time something from an old Reagan speech or policy gets mentioned
    - every time Jeb Bush reminds people his dad worked for Reagan
    - every fifth time the camera pans to Nancy

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Also, updated the OP with a link to the stream proper.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    13 MORE MINUTES

    WHY YOU LIE TO ME CNN

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    I wonder if Mr. Trump will attempt to subvert expectations by insulting Reagan.


    People who want to install themselves as new icons don't usually like competing icons.

    With Love and Courage
  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Watchin' on my cable Television Machine.

    'cause I'm old, an' set in me ways.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Ok, I'll give it a shot:

    1 Drink:
    Regan
    God
    Make America Great Again
    Mexico
    Obama
    ACA etc

    2 Drink:
    Trump talks directly to someone else
    Trump insults someone
    Someone insults trump
    9/11
    ISIS

    Chug:
    While Carson or Fiorina speak

    Shot:
    You see a moment that definitely just killed that persons campaign (does not apply to trump)

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    I wonder if Mr. Trump will attempt to subvert expectations by insulting Reagan.


    People who want to install themselves as new icons don't usually like competing icons.

    I think it's more likely to be, "Yeah, yeah, that Reagan guy, he's a real good guy, I like a lot of the stuff he did, he's one of the good ones," and then trails off into something about losers and haters and Mexicans.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »

    You

    You could have PMed that you know

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Wolf Blitzer: Professional Talker Guy

    You're muckin' with a G!

    Do not engage the Watermelons.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »

    You

    You could have PMed that you know

    I posted it 30 minutes ago because I'm a dummy who doesn't check these things

    :sad:

  • IllieasIllieas Registered User regular
    For drinking game anytime someone says something that would illegal or misconstrues an amendment

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Oh, the CNN drinking game is simple:

    Every time the camera guy desperately tries to find a scheme of panning & zooming that will make Blitzer look impressive, but Blitzer spoils the moment with an awkward head scratch or by getting lost in his notes / the teleprompter, you drink.

    'But Ender! We don't want to die!'

    Aha! But the secret to making this game work is that the camera man's efforts become more and more intermittent as the broadcast continues, until they entirely give up and just resort to flat cuts with no pan or zoom at all.

    With Love and Courage
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