A robbery at a Port Huron, Michigan Dairy Queen has police searching for a robber armed with fucking Longclaw. Police say the man ordered a Blizzard, then as soon as the counterperson opened the cash register, he pulled out a “sword or machete,” grabbed the cash, and ran. OK, important question here: how exactly does one hide a sword? A sword tends to occupy a sizable area, not to mention immediately drawing one’s attention to its presence, because it’s a fucking sword. Was the nameless suburban ronin actually a master of hammerspace?
Police are still looking for the alleged Blizzburglar, described as a 6-foot-tall white guy in his mid-20’s wearing a black and blue parka, a black hoodie, and a gray scarf with skulls on it. If you see him and you happen to be a Highlander, do not approach: he has likely consumed more souls than you have in preparation for the Quickening.
We kinda had the reverse of this at my work a few years ago. Only guy in the store was the manager just cutting on the line, when a dude come in, with about a 6-7 inch blade, waves it at the manager on oven and says get over here and empty the till.
He instead reaches down to the line and lifts up the 3 foot GIANT pizza knife , looks at the guy trying to rob the place and just asks " Really?"
Guy just left.
Manager still regrets to this day not saying "That's not a knife.. THIS is a knife"
A robbery at a Port Huron, Michigan Dairy Queen has police searching for a robber armed with fucking Longclaw. Police say the man ordered a Blizzard, then as soon as the counterperson opened the cash register, he pulled out a “sword or machete,” grabbed the cash, and ran. OK, important question here: how exactly does one hide a sword? A sword tends to occupy a sizable area, not to mention immediately drawing one’s attention to its presence, because it’s a fucking sword. Was the nameless suburban ronin actually a master of hammerspace?
Police are still looking for the alleged Blizzburglar, described as a 6-foot-tall white guy in his mid-20’s wearing a black and blue parka, a black hoodie, and a gray scarf with skulls on it. If you see him and you happen to be a Highlander, do not approach: he has likely consumed more souls than you have in preparation for the Quickening.
We kinda had the reverse of this at my work a few years ago. Only guy in the store was the manager just cutting on the line, when a dude come in, with about a 6-7 inch blade, waves it at the manager on oven and says get over here and empty the till.
He instead reaches down to the line and lifts up the 3 foot GIANT pizza knife , looks at the guy trying to rob the place and just asks " Really?"
Guy just left.
Manager still regrets to this day not saying "That's not a knife.. THIS is a knife"
There are only so many times in your life that the universe feeds you a line; take advantage of it, people!
A robbery at a Port Huron, Michigan Dairy Queen has police searching for a robber armed with fucking Longclaw. Police say the man ordered a Blizzard, then as soon as the counterperson opened the cash register, he pulled out a “sword or machete,” grabbed the cash, and ran. OK, important question here: how exactly does one hide a sword? A sword tends to occupy a sizable area, not to mention immediately drawing one’s attention to its presence, because it’s a fucking sword. Was the nameless suburban ronin actually a master of hammerspace?
Police are still looking for the alleged Blizzburglar, described as a 6-foot-tall white guy in his mid-20’s wearing a black and blue parka, a black hoodie, and a gray scarf with skulls on it. If you see him and you happen to be a Highlander, do not approach: he has likely consumed more souls than you have in preparation for the Quickening.
We kinda had the reverse of this at my work a few years ago. Only guy in the store was the manager just cutting on the line, when a dude come in, with about a 6-7 inch blade, waves it at the manager on oven and says get over here and empty the till.
He instead reaches down to the line and lifts up the 3 foot GIANT pizza knife , looks at the guy trying to rob the place and just asks " Really?"
Guy just left.
Manager still regrets to this day not saying "That's not a knife.. THIS is a knife"
There are only so many times in your life that the universe feeds you a line; take advantage of it, people!
Russian sailor drinks half a litre of rum before crashing 7,000-ton ship at full speed into Scotland
In "related and completely expected quotes" news...
A DFDS spokesman said: "What happened on the ship was completely irresponsible. We have a very clear and very clearly communicated zero-tolerance alcohol policy which cannot be misunderstood.
"We have never seen an officer having violated the policy before and we have never before seen such negligence of our safety procedures.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
"Watching trees grow"
You joke, but speed up the film to make the trees' growth perceptible to people and you'd have a better film than most of hollywood.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
"Watching trees grow"
You joke, but speed up the film to make the trees' growth perceptible to people and you'd have a better film than most of hollywood.
no no, watching trees grow in real time, the point is that it isn't perceptible just very boring.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors)... continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate...
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length...
...[W]hile filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying - a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall.
Doo Doo, also known as Shane Farberman, tells CP24 that he didn't realize until later that the women must have found it "very bizarre" to have a clown in full make-up screaming at them, though they got in the car without hesitation. "I've been doing this for 32 years, so I forget that I'm in costume when I'm out there in between shows," he says.
Article is incomplete, I need to know what kind of cheese was used. I know it says cheddar, but is that a 3 year, 5 year, 10 year, or was it, god willing, a glorious 15 year or more aged cheddar?
Probably only a 3 year since it's a good mix of firm and soft for carving, but the Son of God deserves to be carved out of the best.
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If they didn't use Swiss, they done it wrong.
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Nah that's what he shouts when he finishes into his flesh light that he's wedged into some pillows with the picture of some cartoon girl pinned to it.
We kinda had the reverse of this at my work a few years ago. Only guy in the store was the manager just cutting on the line, when a dude come in, with about a 6-7 inch blade, waves it at the manager on oven and says get over here and empty the till.
He instead reaches down to the line and lifts up the 3 foot GIANT pizza knife , looks at the guy trying to rob the place and just asks " Really?"
Guy just left.
Manager still regrets to this day not saying "That's not a knife.. THIS is a knife"
There are only so many times in your life that the universe feeds you a line; take advantage of it, people!
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"It's just been revoked."
Gone right, i can see.
But where's the bad news?
Like, Russian Sailor.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/russian-sailor-drank-half-litre-of-rum-before-running-aground-at-full-speed-leaking-25-tonnes-of-a6744161.html
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To be fair, he really thought that Scotland would blink first.
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Zimbabwe's Mr Ugly competition winner branded too handsome, sparks riot.
Film-maker plots to force the British Board of Film Classification to watch 14 hours of paint drying
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SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
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"Watching trees grow"
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You joke, but speed up the film to make the trees' growth perceptible to people and you'd have a better film than most of hollywood.
no no, watching trees grow in real time, the point is that it isn't perceptible just very boring.
Ah, Florida. Where crime finds new depths of incompetence.
To be fair, the tartan colored signal system is confusing.
Dry Hard 2: Dry Harder
Especially if your name is Phuc Dat Bich.
And that, folks, is why we don't check the spider desk that often.
The Drying Game
To be fair, Scotland was also drunk.
- John Stuart Mill
Bigots are mad. Thankfully, Target's former "social media rep" has come to the rescue!
Adorable ad, bigots are mad, all's right with the world.
I read that bigots were mad before clicking play, saw a dad with a child of a different race, got excited.
Then other dad comes on camera, and I could feel the ire of a thousand bigots buttholes clench and it was glorious
Yes, not robbing a store.
Florida Man just cannot win.
http://www.newser.com/story/216554/doo-doo-the-clown-saves-2-from-deranged-attacker.html
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Even Weird Al knows how much the TSA sucks.
Probably only a 3 year since it's a good mix of firm and soft for carving, but the Son of God deserves to be carved out of the best.
Wrong kind of hole-y there. Can't use Swiss cheese to carve a statue. Unless it's Bugsy Malone.