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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I hope Chandra's Oath card is, you know, good.

    If it exists that is. Still a chance at a new Jace, a new Nissa, a new Ugin, a new Sorin, a new Nahiri, whatever the hell Bolas and Tezzeret are up to, etc.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    we are 100% not getting a new ugin, sorin, or nahiri next set

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    What about a new

    Dack Fayden
    greatest thief in the multi-verse

    Radius on
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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    What about a new

    Dack Fayden
    greatest thief in the multi-verse

    The other eldrazi aren't there because he stole them

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Avacyn plainswalker card next set

    Plainswalker - Kor Angel Ally

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    #GiveAvacynASpark

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    we are 100% not getting a new ugin, sorin, or nahiri next set

    We haven't even gotten a standard Nahiri card. I think if she shows up they pretty much have to give her one.

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    No.

    Hedron Crab, Planeswalker

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    right but that's the thing, is she's not going to show up next set

    we have planeswalker-sized nissa art ready to go, and we have chandra making a dramatic appearance next set

    nahiri doesn't show up unless sorin shows up, because ugin told sorin to be a good dog and go fetch

    you'll note that sorin is not in bfz at all

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Mono green infect is pretty easy to put together on the cheap for modern, so many things have been reprinted for it recently. The only super expensive card is inkmoth.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    What about a new

    Dack Fayden
    greatest thief in the multi-verse

    why would you put a spoiler about kiora when this is a post about dack??

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i can't express how much i wanted bfz kiora to just be Kiora, The Greatest Thief.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    One mugging doesn't really qualify you for greatest thief in the multi-verse

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    One mugging doesn't really qualify you for greatest thief in the multi-verse

    i don't think it's the same when you're the one getting mugged

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    i mean, who's the one who got caught "red-handed"?

    Not the badass lady who stole a muhfugging god's prized possession, that's for sure.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    what if dack... stole the bident... from kiora



    wow just blew my mind

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    now that said, i like the kiora vs dack thief spat because it is a great example of showing vs telling

    strictly speaking, dack has stolen more. but we don't give a shit about a single thing he stole.

    meanwhile, the Bident of Thassa exists. it's a card, right there. we played with it. we see Thassa use it. it is a Thing That Is Real And Concrete rather than "yeah he stole this gauntlet on theros, and this dagger on ravnica, and blah blah blah". and then kiora just takes it, yoink. that is far more narratively effective than just introducing things that exist for the sole purpose of dack fayden stealing them in a comic series.

    also, kiora is cooler than dack.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    when are they going to print a card for dack fayden's iconic vehicle, the Outrider, or his golem sidekick Leebo

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    dack fayden having a literal red hand also basically sums up every single problem with the magic creative team

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Yeah, unironically cooler.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    It's my first time here, interviewing for a postdoc position at UW. Just got to my hotel near campus, and right now what I'm into is calories since I haven't eaten in eight hours. Later today I'll probably take the bus downtown and wander around a bit. Tomorrow is the interview day and that's booked pretty solid through the evening, and then I fly back to Minneapolis mid-afternoon Friday.

    Anyway, I shouldn't derail the thread any more. I don't have any particular objectives for when I head downtown later on, just want to see what the city is like and probably grab some good dinner. Could move it to PMs.


    From the sealed pools I've proxied so far, BFZ limited feels like it defaults to 18 lands. Many aggressive decks can be built at 17 lands, though. And some others might even want 19.

    Pudge Brothers Pizza on 45th is the light. Or if you like Thai food, check out any damn Thai restaurant in Seattle, they're all boss. Same with teriyaki and pho.

    Also try Taco Time while you're there! It's so gooooooood.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
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    Tomanta wrote: »
    I want a set with a Pirate creature type.

    Bringing Ninjas back optional.

    I've been told by numerous sources that pirates are bad.

    1390990315533

    People that say that don't know what they are talking about. I would TOTALLY download a car.

    ... and in a few more years of 3d printing advancements that is probably going to be a possibility.

    Ya I never understood their reasoning with those commercials, my first thought everytime I saw it was.

    "Wait, I can download cars? *loads up Napster*"

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    kiora in a bodysuit you say.....

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Weatherlight 2.0 is exactly what we need. Get the gang together to steal Elspeth back from Erebos yeah

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Dack Fayden is the Dash Rendar of Magic

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Weatherlight 2.0 is exactly what we need. Get the gang together to steal Elspeth back from Erebos yeah

    YES, that sounds perfect. As one of many plane-hopping capers.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Dack Fayden is the Dash Rendar of Magic

    he did sell me an N64 the other day

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    i mean, who's the one who got caught "red-handed"?

    Not the badass lady who stole a muhfugging god's prized possession, that's for sure.

    I mean, she definitely got caught

    she just also escaped

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    one of the things that's disappointing about magic's talk of focusing the storyline and stuff is that you know it's all going to be meaningful stakes stuff, there's never actually going to be a small, self-contained story about like some planeswalkers just trying to have a heist on a cool new world, even though the faster block rotation actually makes that kind of story even easier to tell

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    kiora in a bodysuit you say.....

    that's more or less what her current outfit is

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    kiora in a bodysuit you say.....

    that's actually adding clothes

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    kiora in a bodysuit you say.....

    that's more or less what her current outfit is

    well not to get into a latex fetishism derail there's actually a big difference in sexual appeal and

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    stop trying to make pirates happen, Tomanta! It's not going to happen!
    (never give up faith, compatriot. i love magical pirates)

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Weatherlight 2.0 is exactly what we need. Get the gang together to steal Elspeth back from Erebos yeah

    YES, that sounds perfect. As one of many plane-hopping capers.

    Starring Charlie Day as Tibalt

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    I mean, let's be honest, they would team up for some heist movie shenanigans and then Kiora would leave with all the loot and get all the blame placed on Dack.

    Now I want to see this as the focus of a set. Kiora and Dack team up to steal.. stuff.. from somewhere... so they can do something important. Like make the Weatherlight 2.0 and fight off pirates.

    Also, a card with art of Kiora navigating through a laser grid.

    Coming in 2016:

    The Phyrexians have rediscovered the existence of other planes, and from the land once called Mirrodin, have built planar portals and begun their interplanar invasion once more....

    There's only one thing that could stop them, an ancient and powerful weapon of incredible power. And it's going to take the two greatest thieves in the Multiverse, working together, to pull off THIS heist.

    And what is this mystical device? None other than URZA'S DISEMBODIED HEAD (again for some reason)


    And then the next set is the two of them the head all hanging out together in a '65 Mustang and Urza's Head is the plucky comic relief, all making jokes about how he never seems able to get ahead in life and such.

    Terrendos on
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    one of the things that's disappointing about magic's talk of focusing the storyline and stuff is that you know it's all going to be meaningful stakes stuff, there's never actually going to be a small, self-contained story about like some planeswalkers just trying to have a heist on a cool new world, even though the faster block rotation actually makes that kind of story even easier to tell

    Yeah, I was really hoping for a smaller story when they got to the Wild West Dinosaur plane, but I'll just have to deal with the larger meta-narrative when they get there.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    magic heist team:

    the leader who thinks he's so smart but winds up being a patsy: dack fayden
    femme fatale who is actually the most competent member: kiora
    the brains with all the gadgets: daretti
    THE MUSCLE: karn
    the actor who needs to charm his way in: tibalt

    bonus:
    casino security: vraska

    I needed anime to post. on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    get tibalt out of there tibalt sucks

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