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College Football: Da Coach O is a Superspreader

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Ok I said that I was happy that I was missing the game but it turns out I can never get enough of watching Alabama getting the utter shit beaten out of them

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Roll over, Tide.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    So this was literally the same difference as Alabama notre dame

    Wow

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    So this was literally the same difference as Alabama notre dame

    Wow
    It was Clemson-Notre Dame...

    And Clemson only beat ND by 27

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    2012 bcs game was Bama 44 ND 16

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Isn’t that the one that doesn’t count because ND had their season erased?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Those turnovers. In the red zone.

    Basically a 42 point shift . Fuck me.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Well assume they kicked field goals instead. Then it would have been 18 points.

    Plus even if they got the TDs they would have only been worth 36 points

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    FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    Well, that was an eye-opener. I never thought I would ever see Alabama suffer domination like that.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    SEC says what?

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    SEC says what?

    Pfft and Georgia thought they should be in the playoffs after losing to this Bama team?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    The "spread" that was put out for Clemson is just...depressing:





    Roberta Rampton is a reporter for Reuters.

    The sad part is that the players didn't realize that they deserved better:



    Josh Dawsey is a reporter for the Washington Post.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    They ordered fast food and just let it sit out? Yum!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my God what an asshole.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Oh, and because we will never be rid of the specter of Dave Brandon, the pizza was from Domino's.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    My favorite thing is that if you actually arrange with McDonald's or other fast food joints to cater your event they'll put the burgers on plates without boxes or wrappers. Because they aren't needed, so why waste them?

    So they just went out and bought armfuls of this shit straight from the store and put it on a tray.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Oh, and because we will never be rid of the specter of Dave Brandon, the pizza was from Domino's.

    Hey it no longer sucks as much since he left.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    I always get jy burgers customized as I can't stand mayo and special sauce. I wouldn't be able to touch and of that shit.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The thing that is utterly appalling is that the food isn't even under like, heating trays. It's fucking cold ass dollar food.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    The thing that is utterly appalling is that the food isn't even under like, heating trays. It's fucking cold ass dollar food.

    Hot fries from McDonalds are pretty great, cold McDonalds fries are an abomination.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option. This man is in his 70s and still eats McDonalds. I'm pretty sure he has no taste buds because for someone as blue blood as he pretends to be, he has awful taste in food. I mean, people who tried Trump steaks said they were cheap trash meat.

    Edit: And they didn't put them in some form of food heater, so all this shit is cold by the time the Clemson players got to it.

    Gyral on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

    This is literally what he eats. He has no taste in any sense.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

    This is literally what he eats. He has no taste in any sense.

    Listen, Trump is horrible. But there’s nothing wrong with a burger from Wendy’s. That shit is good.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

    This is literally what he eats. He has no taste in any sense.

    Both things can be true, bum.

    But he isn't serving this food because he thinks it's good eating is what I'm saying.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
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    This is America.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

    This is literally what he eats. He has no taste in any sense.

    Both things can be true, bum.

    But he isn't serving this food because he thinks it's good eating is what I'm saying.
    https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-loves-mcdonalds-afraid-of-being-poisoned-2018-1
    Trump has previously applauded fast-food chains for their cleanliness.

    "One bad hamburger, you can destroy McDonald's. One bad hamburger and you take Wendy's and all these other places and they're out of business," Trump said at a 2016 town hall. "I like cleanliness, and I think you're better off going there than maybe someplace that you have no idea where the food is coming from."

    Or the simplest solution, given his past habits of eating mostly fast food: he does actually think it's good eating.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Gyral wrote: »
    The sad thing is that I'm sure Trump thinks this is a decent food option.

    Nah. He's playing it off like that. He is spending the equivalent of pennies on this because he has no cooking staff at the whitehouse right now.

    This is literally what he eats. He has no taste in any sense.

    Listen, Trump is horrible. But there’s nothing wrong with a burger from Wendy’s. That shit is good.

    It’s good when that’s your options are limited by time, mode of eating and/or cost

    None of which are limiting factors for that fucking failure pile in a sadness bowl of a man

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Even when Clemson wins, they still lose. Amazing.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I will be caught forever screaming about this meal, like a horrified insect in amber

    The incompetency, arrogance, and laziness on display here

    Just

    What the fuck

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Mayabird wrote: »
    Even when Clemson wins, they still lose. Amazing.

    I almost spit the beer out of my mouth when I read this.

    Well played sir, well played.

    RickRude on
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular

    LISTEN CLOSELY: "I thought it was a joke," says Clemson athlete upon learning the White House was serving him Wendy's.

    At about sixteen seconds.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular

    LISTEN CLOSELY: "I thought it was a joke," says Clemson athlete upon learning the White House was serving him Wendy's.

    At about sixteen seconds.

    Are we sure it was in relation to the food? I heard it clearly, just wondering if there was another conversation going on and he just happened to say this.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Yeah. He might have been talking about the Alabama D.

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Trump owns a fucking hotel just down the street. Would it actually have cost that much more to have brought over the hotel chef(s) to do the catering? I know Trump is the stupidest cheapest-ass tightwad in the world, who regifts stuff to his own children that they gave him, but this is just shabby and pathetic. But then again, shabby and pathetic are good descriptions of Trump too.

    Mayabird on
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    This was an interesting ode to the Clemson spread. My favorite stanza:
    Take up the White House burger—
    A tawdry meal of kings,
    Platters of cardboard boxes—
    Filled with disgusting things,
    Filets-O-Fish congealing,
    Whoppers as cold as dread,
    It’s unfit for the living,
    It’s unfit for the dead.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The shutdown full cast points out a ton of a hit that just makes the whole thing sadder and more pathetic, Jesus.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    ESPN alert on my phone: "Alabama QB Jalen Hurts announces graduate transfer to Oklahoma on The Players Tribune; will be eligible to play immediately"

    Iiiiiiiinteresting!

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    UGAs backup QB Fields, who was iirc the #1 qb in his class, transferred to tOSU as well.

    Where did the Clemson guy go?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    And Tate Martell, who was the next guy up at OSU saw that and went to Miami.

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