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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Whoever this mysterious woman replacing J. K. Simmons in my heart is, I'm ready to meet her

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    On the one hand, okay sure.

    On the other hand, JK Simmons is so point for point perfect for JJJ it almost feels like a shame to not use him.

    However, you're also doing very early Spider-man so why would you not also take the chance to do Silk, but do the origin better than the comics?

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Religion: Hates Spider-Man.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    I guess it says a lot about my journey as a person that I probably wouldn't have reacted well, when I was younger, to the idea of Steve and Bucky being in love

    Something about it would have threatened my sense of the masculine, I think, though I wouldn't have articulated it that way at the time

    Nowadays though

    Man

    Can you imagine if the movie just ended with a shot of them holding hands or something

    The Earth would fucking split in half and the best, most central character from the most lucrative movie franchise in the world would be queer

    What a wild idea

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Who could talk quick enough to be lady J Jonah Jameson

    Wait what if they got Elizabeth Banks to be JJJ and JK Simmons played her assistant

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Is it queer to become a cat alien so you can fuck a cat alien

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    I guess it says a lot about my journey as a person that I probably wouldn't have reacted well, when I was younger, to the idea of Steve and Bucky being in love

    Something about it would have threatened my sense of the masculine, I think, though I wouldn't have articulated it that way at the time

    Nowadays though

    Man

    Can you imagine if the movie just ended with a shot of them holding hands or something

    The Earth would fucking split in half and the best, most central character from the most lucrative movie franchise in the world would be queer

    What a wild idea

    Beyond their status in film, the idea that the guy who wears the American flag as part of his uniform and the guy with the red star on his shoulder would be gay and in a relationship with one another would be amazing. Especially now, the idea that the two men who symbolize American and Russian masculinity to a huge extent have the hots for one another would be mind blowing.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Lauren Graham could also be a good JJJ

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Is it queer to become a cat alien so you can fuck a cat alien

    In the "traditional" definition of queer, yeah, sure.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Is it queer to become a cat alien so you can fuck a cat alien

    It's more transhumanist than anything.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Is it queer to become a cat alien so you can fuck a cat alien

    I'd call this more kinky

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    A couple years ago my brother-in-law's girlfriend was drunk and angry and stabbed our copy of Nextwave with a knife. This was before I finished reading it. I recently got a new copy so I can read it in full.

    So, I'm at a bar and reading Nextwave.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    A couple years ago my brother-in-law's girlfriend was drunk and angry and stabbed our copy of Nextwave with a knife. This was before I finished reading it. I recently got a new copy so I can read it in full.

    So, I'm at a bar and reading Nextwave.

    Keep it away from glass bottles, just to be safe.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    A couple years ago my brother-in-law's girlfriend was drunk and angry and stabbed our copy of Nextwave with a knife. This was before I finished reading it. I recently got a new copy so I can read it in full.

    So, I'm at a bar and reading Nextwave.

    We kept the stabbed copy though

    One day I hope to have Ellis and Immonen stab it right on the page that was slashed

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    A couple years ago my brother-in-law's girlfriend was drunk and angry and stabbed our copy of Nextwave with a knife. This was before I finished reading it. I recently got a new copy so I can read it in full.

    So, I'm at a bar and reading Nextwave.

    We kept the stabbed copy though

    One day I hope to have Ellis and Immonen stab it right on the page that was slashed

    We've talked about them signing the page, but I'm cool with this as well.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I'm so hyped for civil war, holy shit

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    Squirrel girl has not kept up with DKR news.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I dunno, Bruce being old and crabby by itself is not a poisonous concept, clearly

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    batman

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I dunno, Bruce being old and crabby by itself is not a poisonous concept, clearly

    Not poisonous, but not very interesting in and of itself.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Jessica Jones ep. 10
    Jessica telling Trish to put the bullet in her mouth and then "there you go, it's in your head, now knock it off" was really clever and the sort of loophole you only see on internet forums full of people who go "well this is how I would beat it"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JK Simmons is the perfect JJJ.

    I don't like the Raimi Spider-man trilogy, but I loved every second of screentime Simmons had. It was perfect.

    "Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha. Oh. You're serious."

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I loved when she did that stuff. Good way of showing just how much he had been in her head that she was an expert at working around his orders.

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    I always loved them lifting the "mega-crap" sequence from Ultimate Spidey

    Makes me wish they took more from it, but the way they didn't meant we got that Hollywood arc so that turned out okay

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I use the mega-crap line a lot because then I know whoever laughs at the reference is my friend

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    They missed the chance with Ultron but the end credit scene for Civil War should totally be JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson yelling at his staff about the events of the movie, getting interviews with Captain America and Iron Man, and how the Avengers are a menace, ending with him saying, "Parker, get me pictures!"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It's just a shame we won't get to see Spider-man reading off his urgent list of things to say to the Kingpin.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    JK Simmons should just pull a Judi Dench as M. Transcend those actors playin' the lead.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    So when do we start combing over the trailer footage to find the one pixel that is Paul Rudd?

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    UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
    already done by people on the webz

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    "Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Regarding episode 5 of JJ
    Does the show ever address that Jessica is placing Hope's life over Malcolm's and all of Kilgrave's other current victims?

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    That picture is a photoshop, sadly

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Regarding episode 5 of JJ
    Does the show ever address that Jessica is placing Hope's life over Malcolm's and all of Kilgrave's other current victims?
    Someone literally does/says that

    i think

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Well, (spoilers for a future episode)
    Hope kind of does.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Regarding episode 5 of JJ
    Does the show ever address that Jessica is placing Hope's life over Malcolm's and all of Kilgrave's other current victims?
    Someone literally does/says that

    i think

    Regarding the same (ep 5)
    Holy shit she is absolutely the worst detox coach of all time

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Well, I'm hooked on Jessica Jones. Turns out having a non torture-happy protagonist is what I wanted the whole time!

    But what I really want after seeing episode 3 and 4 is
    A goddamn Hellcat series, pleeeaase.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Well, I'm hooked on Jessica Jones. Turns out having a non torture-happy protagonist is what I wanted the whole time!

    But what I really want after seeing episode 3 and 4 is
    A goddamn Hellcat series, pleeeaase.

    I think it is absolutely goddamn brilliant how they handled that character's origin
    giving an explicit nod to the fact that comics Hellcat started as an Archie-esque teen romcom book with Timely comics? In the comics that origin was explained as her mother publishing comics about her as a child, making this perhaps the most comics-faithful origin in the MCU yet.

    Now she just needs to briefly date the literal Son of Satan, and then adopt the costume of a vigilante from the 70s who has since been mutated into an actual cat-person.

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