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[Jaywalking] thread... Mayo on everything? Decide loudly here.
JebusUD
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Jaywalking
What is it? Who does it? How much does ISIS support Jaywalking?
If you think you have been exposed to jaywalking, talk to your doctor.
Symptoms may include:
*Getting hit by a car
*Scaring drivers
*Getting to your destination faster
*Sunshine and rainbows
*Ranting on internet forums
*Jay Leno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJlY9C7YWzI
If you think you may have contracted Jaywalking, please confine yourself to your home and wait for the authorities to arrive.
What is it? Who does it? How much does ISIS support Jaywalking?
If you think you have been exposed to jaywalking, talk to your doctor.
Symptoms may include:
*Getting hit by a car
*Scaring drivers
*Getting to your destination faster
*Sunshine and rainbows
*Ranting on internet forums
*Jay Leno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJlY9C7YWzIIf you think you may have contracted Jaywalking, please confine yourself to your home and wait for the authorities to arrive.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
but they're listening to every word I say
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GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE THREAD!
[Jaywalking] Thread.... Not a Movie Thread
She gave me a dirty look, but let me go.
Police can't keep me down!
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You must be white.
Let them eat cake!
but they're listening to every word I say
WRONG THREAD, BUCK!
Yeah! What da ya think you can just walk out into the middle of the thread!
Use the goddamn crosswalk!
but they're listening to every word I say
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This article is great and you should read it
I will do no such thing, good sir!
*thump thump*
AAARRRRGGHHHH
Pretty much as white as possible without the word 'alabaster' being tossed around.
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My evidence: Montreal.
Aren't the Jays from Toronto, though?
I think Portland might be able to give some stiff competition.
I don't even mind the jaywalking, but at least look up from your phone to register whether you're possibly about to die or not, you shitchickens.
Um, the whole thing with jaywalking is that it's not a safe space. That's why there are laws against it.
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The reality:
but they're listening to every word I say
I forgot how amazing this video is on mute.
I wouldn't make a moral judgment against someone for crossing if the pedestrian light isn't working, but I can't bring myself to do it. I've walked two or three blocks out of my way on occasion to find a working crosswalk light. But I also keep the city maintenance number in my phone and call in with the locations of all the broken ones, so the quest to find a working crosswalk becomes at least somewhat productive.
I've also been struck in the crosswalk by a driver who was edging forwards to make a turn and only paying attention to vehicle traffic from the other direction. I dashed my umbrella across his hood and scratched a huge gouge in the paint, while screaming something incomprehensible, and he was so spooked that he backed up and then swerved forward onto the sidewalk to get around me and away from there as fast as possible.
Unsurprisingly, it's a college town. And all the worst driving bullshit that I witness always happens when the school's football team is playing, because these dickwizards can't figure out how to watch the road and listen to the game on the radio at the same time.
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I mean, every place has at least one bike lane
It's called the same lane that everyone else uses
I can't take the credit for that mental lapse. But if you want some dirt I can tell you the first Jean-Claude Van Damme movie I ever saw was Double Impact, which made me think Jean Claude and Van Damme were two distinct people who looked alike, so I asked my parents why they had different last names if they were really twin brothers.
Even though the movie explained it? Man, you weren't even paying attention!