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SEGA finding new ways to disappoint us in 2024

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    The Game Gear Power Rangers had the best versus variety of any PR game of its time. You could even play as Battle Mode Dragonzord, which was unheard of.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Please don't sell me a console that can fit into an orifice.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    10.62 million Game Gears were sold. Do people have nostalgia for it?

    I have a burning hatred for it and the time wasted playing phantom 2040 if that counts

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    there's a yakoozie 7 spoiler in that btw, for anyone wanting to avoid

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    There were so many Master System ports for the Game Gear, some bad Genesis ports, and not a whole lot else.

    It had a shining force game that I liked a lot.

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    I remember playing a lot of Sonic Drift as a kid. Got a lot of mileage out of Sonic Triple Trouble, too, which had this gem of a BGM in the train level:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dot0iGpUL5I

    Oh man, and Tails Adventure! The Sonic universe's bizarre foray into the Metroidvania genre.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    maybe it's a really big hand

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I think the game gear had the master system version of Sonic 2, and as I recall if you beat it without getting all of the chaos emeralds Tails fucking dies.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    started playing phantasy star online 2 today

    it sure is a free to play mmo!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Apparently Microsoft has done some fuckery to this English port too. The battlepass is unique to it and also scratch card drop rates are worse than the JP version.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    https://youtu.be/ZJD0VZQzK1s

    There's 4 colors of the Game Gear Micro, each has 4 different games
    In total, about $45-46 for each, so $180 for 16 Game Gear games

    In short: lmao

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    The colors are actually pretty cool.

    If it had just been slightly smaller than original size and had all of those games for $50, and you could just pick from assorted colors, this could've been fun.

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    I kinda want the one with the three Shining Forces on it. But this whole thing is bizarre. lol at the layers of irony with the "Big Window Micro"

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    https://www.gematsu.com/2020/05/japanese-tech-journalist-teases-huge-scoop-on-the-level-of-wireds-ps5-article-for-june-4-due-issue-of-weekly-famitsu

    So what SEGA is actually announcing is new technology for arcades, to help reduce latency and the like as cabinets increasingly become online focised, as well as potentially offer home play options

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZJD0VZQzK1s

    There's 4 colors of the Game Gear Micro, each has 4 different games
    In total, about $45-46 for each, so $180 for 16 Game Gear games

    In short: lmao

    So how many seconds before it is hacked to have all those games on one?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I think the game gear had the master system version of Sonic 2, and as I recall if you beat it without getting all of the chaos emeralds Tails fucking dies.

    You look up to the sky and it shows an image of Tails in the clouds yes.

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    10.62 million Game Gears were sold. Do people have nostalgia for it?

    I had a Game Gear and the only game I remember owning was that one where you were a ninja and you could use powers to change color and it gave you different abilities depending on what color you were.

    Sounds like The GG Shinobi, which is also on one of these Game Gear Micros, and it can be had for cheap on the 3DS eShop, which is where I got it.

    (And you change between different ninjas who have different abilities, btw.)

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    SabreMau wrote: »

    there's a yakoozie 7 spoiler in that btw, for anyone wanting to avoid

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Whoops. Haven't played any of the yakoozies so I wouldn't recognize any of it anyway.

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZJD0VZQzK1s

    There's 4 colors of the Game Gear Micro, each has 4 different games
    In total, about $45-46 for each, so $180 for 16 Game Gear games

    In short: lmao

    So how many seconds before it is hacked to have all those games on one?

    That's the thing about hacking.... It already is

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I want the tiniest 160 × 144 screen possible. I want it to be literally unplayable without a strong magnifying glass accessory like the one they are making for the Game Gear Micro

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Well it wouldnt be a game gear without stupid add ons

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    I mean, someone's going to come in and post a picture of the 'handy boy' accessory for the original Gameboy, and I just want to preemptively point out that Nintendo did not make that.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    i love all that stupid shit that made old school portable handhelds the least portable things ever

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    I literally still have that old piece of junk somewhere in this house, lol.

    It's so bad.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Worm lights were fuckin legit though

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    forget the game gear

    they need to remake the sega nomad

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    make the screen and buttons tiny but still have a slot for full-size cartridges , the worst of all possible worlds

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    forget the game gear

    they need to remake the sega nomad

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    make the screen and buttons tiny but still have a slot for full-size cartridges , the worst of all possible worlds

    Was that the one that ran off 6 AA batteries, and they would last for maybe 20 minutes of playtime?

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Yeah I owned a Game Gear but never remember it as a portable system as I was always plugged into a wall.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    forget the game gear

    they need to remake the sega nomad

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    6B9ULOk.jpg

    make the screen and buttons tiny but still have a slot for full-size cartridges , the worst of all possible worlds

    Was that the one that ran off 6 AA batteries, and they would last for maybe 20 minutes of playtime?

    Though the Nomad also had similar battery problems, the main butt of the Sega portable battery life joke was the Game Gear.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Brolo wrote: »
    forget the game gear

    they need to remake the sega nomad

    6QMFTJr.jpg

    6B9ULOk.jpg

    make the screen and buttons tiny but still have a slot for full-size cartridges , the worst of all possible worlds

    Was that the one that ran off 6 AA batteries, and they would last for maybe 20 minutes of playtime?

    yes it was a piece of shit, pretty valuable to collectors nowadays though especially if you still have said battery pack/its complete

    we only had one because my parents, who were already pro-video games, thought it was super cool and that we had to have one

    I only ever used it plugged in via a/c adapter. great portable device

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    I remember playing a side scrolling X-Men game on the game gear that I was never able to beat cause the fucking batteries would die near the end of the game.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The nomad was pretty useful for long trips or vacations where you couldn’t bring the genesis with you.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I was just looking at my Master System with Alex Kidd built in the other day. I only had that and Space Harrier, so I played it a ton.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I didn’t own an actual genesis controller with six buttons so the only way I could beat comix zone was by using the flipping nomad

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I didn’t own an actual genesis controller with six buttons so the only way I could beat comix zone was by using the flipping nomad

    Holy shit you beat Comix Zone? Was that harder than passing the bar?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I didn’t own an actual genesis controller with six buttons so the only way I could beat comix zone was by using the flipping nomad

    Holy shit you beat Comix Zone? Was that harder than passing the bar?

    Only 3 living people have beat comix zone.

    2 of them were Jesus

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