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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I didn’t own an actual genesis controller with six buttons so the only way I could beat comix zone was by using the flipping nomad

    Holy shit you beat Comix Zone? Was that harder than passing the bar?

    Only 3 living people have beat comix zone.

    2 of them were Jesus

    Assuming we're talking about Yeshua and not a 'heyzeus', then 'living' precludes the Holy Ghost, so I guess we know which two forms of the J-man get credit.

    Edit: shoot, did not want TOTP with this bad joke.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    My original joke was gonna be two of them are dead but I thought I'd give one to Jesus

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    EtiowsaEtiowsa Registered User regular
    I never knew beating comix zone was supposed to be so hard. There were a few bullshit sections, but it never really seemed that bad.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Etiowsa wrote: »
    I never knew beating comix zone was supposed to be so hard. There were a few bullshit sections, but it never really seemed that bad.

    Its probably moderately difficult as far as brawlers go but theres also no saves which is what makes it kind of a chore

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    I liked Beat Em Ups, but in my experience unless you're playing co-op or are in an actual arcade, most of them feel like a chore after a few levels.

    Some notable exceptions off the top of my head are Battletoads and the Capcom Dungeons & Dragons games.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I didn’t own an actual genesis controller with six buttons so the only way I could beat comix zone was by using the flipping nomad

    Holy shit you beat Comix Zone? Was that harder than passing the bar?

    Probably similar prep times because it took months of prep to beat that fucking thing.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I used to use a Nomad as my Mega Drive and kept it hooked to my TV. Sadly the system was flaky as fuck and would randomly stop outputting to the TV or recieving power.

    I replaced it with a CDX.

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    NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    Etiowsa wrote: »
    I never knew beating comix zone was supposed to be so hard. There were a few bullshit sections, but it never really seemed that bad.

    Its probably moderately difficult as far as brawlers go but theres also no saves which is what makes it kind of a chore

    The real shitter with Comix Zone is that punching open stuff hurts you. So you can get all the way to a door you need to break but not have enough life to open the damn thing.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    I kept going back to the games i have beaten multiple times as a kid only to wonder how the heck did I do it in the first place

    Like I have fond memories of beating an untranslated version of a doraemon jrpg on the gameboy

    Also I thought comix zone was the coolest thing ever and didn't know it was supposed to be a hard game

    The hardest game in my younger days was Megaman X, I got stuck for more than a year because I didn't know dash jump was a thing and tried to get over obstacles using boss weapons

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    The furthest I ever got in Comix Zone was some temple level where you get to a panel where you have to fight a whole ton of enemies and I could never make it.

    The hardest game I had as a kid was Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure. I could never even beat the very first level.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Oh i just remembered that i have never beaten any sonic games for some reason

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Oh i just remembered that i have never beaten any sonic games for some reason

    Play Sonic 3 & Knuckles if you can, it's got the best variety of stages & gameplay of the original 3, and it's also the easiest imho.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Sonic 1's not too different in difficulty from Sonic 3, but a bit clunky feeling with no spin dash. Sonic 2's not that bad until you get to the end when it makes you run a final boss gauntlet with no rings, I don't think I've ever beat it legitimately. Sonic CD I have not played enough to have an opinion. Sonic 3 (& Knuckles) is definitely my favorite overall.

    Sonic Mania looks pretty good too but I haven't played it myself. Sonic After The Sequel is a real nice fan-made game I recommend.

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    S3&K's main differences from the others in terms of difficulty are the save function, and that it gives you way more extra lives than 1 or 2 despite also introducing the save function. Although the special stages are on par with Sonic 2's (both are more fun and more skill-based than the original game's imho), I find S3&K's method of accessing them makes it a lot easier to get all the emeralds before the end.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    right the save files, I forgot about that. Those do make S3 and Sonic 3 + Knuckles easier with functionally unlimited continues.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I used to beat Sonic 2 easily when I was a kid and it was one of only 4 games that I owned. I have no idea how, because any time I try that game now the end game destroys me.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Only time I've finished sonic 2 is after my ex played through all the game except death egg while supplying me with like 23 lives.

    Then you just throw yourself angrily at Robotnik for an hour.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    One time I got up to Death Egg Zone, beat Metal Sonic and was heading into the final boss fight with more confidence than ever before, when all of a sudden ma' commanded we go out for dinner. So I turned off the TV, surreptitiously covered the power light on the Mega Drive, and went out for some good eats. Returned several hours later and... uh. I may have lost again.

    Oh brilliant
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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Sonic 1's not too different in difficulty from Sonic 3, but a bit clunky feeling with no spin dash. Sonic 2's not that bad until you get to the end when it makes you run a final boss gauntlet with no rings, I don't think I've ever beat it legitimately. Sonic CD I have not played enough to have an opinion. Sonic 3 (& Knuckles) is definitely my favorite overall.

    Sonic Mania looks pretty good too but I haven't played it myself. Sonic After The Sequel is a real nice fan-made game I recommend.

    Fortunately, several versions of the first game have added the Spin Dash.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    So how come the Sonic comics treated Heavy and Bomb as heroes?

    They were clearly punishments for failing the crane minigame, that's why there were multiples of them and you couldn't directly play as them without cheats. And they handicapped you in all but specific situations.

    It's literally Robotnik chaining you to one of his badniks to hinder you. He either chains you to a actual dead weight or a bomb that explodes and hurts you if it touches anything.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    S3&K's main differences from the others in terms of difficulty are the save function, and that it gives you way more extra lives than 1 or 2 despite also introducing the save function. Although the special stages are on par with Sonic 2's (both are more fun and more skill-based than the original game's imho), I find S3&K's method of accessing them makes it a lot easier to get all the emeralds before the end.

    Best bit of S3&K has to be getting all the emeralds before Hydrocity's Act 2 boss, going super sonic and then standing still and letting him kill himself like a chump.

    ... Best bit beside the music actually.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Super Sonic was an absolutely inspired reward for collecting the emeralds. Semi-permanent invincible and speed shoes in a game about going ZOOOOOM?

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    So how come the Sonic comics treated Heavy and Bomb as heroes?

    They were clearly punishments for failing the crane minigame, that's why there were multiples of them and you couldn't directly play as them without cheats. And they handicapped you in all but specific situations.

    It's literally Robotnik chaining you to one of his badniks to hinder you. He either chains you to a actual dead weight or a bomb that explodes and hurts you if it touches anything.

    Assuming you're referring specifically to the Archie comics (I don't think Heavy and Bomb were featured as such in Fleetway's Sonic the Comic), the name of the author for the Knuckles Chaitix special where they were introduced should probably explain everything.

    Heck, they didn't even look right until much later.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Guy who ran the Sonic twitter account is moving to a new position in the company.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I had honestly forgotten that was from that account. My bad.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lars wrote: »
    The furthest I ever got in Comix Zone was some temple level where you get to a panel where you have to fight a whole ton of enemies and I could never make it.

    The hardest game I had as a kid was Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure. I could never even beat the very first level.

    Yeah, uh, you can skip that fight in the temple, or at least take a route that trivialized it

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    apparently the rapper who did the vocals for the sonic adventure 2 tracks was paid in "exposure" for it

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Yeah that tracks with Segas entire history

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    august wrote: »

    "SEGA Enterprises

    Life is boring"

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    august wrote: »

    "SEGA Enterprises

    Life is boring"

    That must be what they did to Rieko Kodama.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    so the youtube channel SiIvaGunner, which does video-game themed mashups, has had an enormous Jet Set Radio takeover this week, including a pretty stunning DJ Professor K voice actor doing bumps. lots of JSR mixes, a few original tracks in that style, and lots of other Sega games and other games with similar aesthetics or Naganuma soundtracks

    Hideki Naganuma himself also hinted yesterday after some speculation that yes, one of the remixes posted on the channel was by him, uncredited

    The current front-runner in the speculation as to which track is this incredibly high-quality shitpost:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL3baWc-u0Q

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Naganuma's been on a big family guy kick for the last few months on twitter for some reason too

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Naganuma's been on a big family guy kick for the last few months on twitter for some reason too

    I think it's one half that he actually likes Family Guy, and the other half is him being very self-aware that it had near-instant meme status among his twitter following

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6BgRnzAlVA

    Anyway the stream is still live for another couple hours, I cannot guarantee all audio is SFW, but it's generally instrumental

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    His work on Air Gear was the best part of the show.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FxantDhSDg
    It's basically a JSR anime in all but name.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    maybe my single favorite non-meme/joke remix of a Naganuma song in the entire stream:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxMTSwGnsw

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
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