Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
Hail hydra?
that's more of a skull and tentacles, i mean an actual hydra.
get one of those mutant snakes with the multiple heads as a mascot until protests demand it be released or something and then i'mma buy a buncha dogs.
Listen, if you want to run for queen of Canada with a maple leaf as yoru heraldry go right ahead, but i'm going forward with the classic Chimera, maybe a chimera with a hockey stick and missing a few teeth i haven't decided yet.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
Look I kinda want to go to war against you now, not sure if it's gonna work out.
The moment people start wearing potato bags to protest Muslim women, its time to start cosplaying Char Aznable, the phantom of the Opera, Batman, Mr. Terrific, Green Lantern, and any other mask you can think of.
Throttle according to how dickish to protesters are.
In this particular case the protestors would see that as support. Rolling your eyes is really the most you can do.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
Look I kinda want to go to war against you now, not sure if it's gonna work out.
Technically, that's you starting the war with me so my statement is still true.
I also did not promise not the further antagonize threats of war.
Oh speaking of shitty US stuff: in my state because of the state's government's increased funding of charter schools at the cost of the public education system, it's both caused a number of schools in the poorer counties to close while at the same time allowing for a return of defacto segregration thanks to tons of all-white, christian, fails-to-meet-even-North-Carolina's-laughable-education-standards, charter schools.
Basically government funding of charter schools are the worst, and the state legislature continues to insist on supporting them even after a scathing report saying that the overwhelming majority of them totally failed to meet the core curriculum. And it's not like our core curriculum is great, and it's not like almost any of the local school systems are great... so be found wanting even against their standards really says something.
Black kids get to go crowded, understaffed, underfunded schools; white (and rich) kids get to go to schools that teach creationism.
Edit: To be fair there are also a lot of all black charter schools.(Less than the all-white ones but still a sizable number.) But regardless either way they aren't very good and aren't well integrated.
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Ultimately I really would like to become an educator as well. Wanna teach high-school or junior high theater classes!
Haha, wait how silly, those won't be a thing soon.
Black kids get to go crowded, understaffed, underfunded schools; white (and rich) kids get to go to schools that teach creationism.
Edit: To be fair there are also a lot of all black charter schools.(Less than the all-white ones but still a sizable number.) But regardless either way they aren't very good and aren't well integrated.
The funny thing is all of the "save our charter schools" ads I've seen on TV focus entirely on those black schools to try and make the argument racially tinged rather than it being about their school's funding being blatantly unconstitutional to the point it shouldn't have been approved in the first place.
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Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
What about Echidna, the mother of all monsters?
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Also, i am willing to volunteer to be Queen of Canada. However, I want 60k a year, the ability to knight people and gift land, I get to pick my own heir in any manner i choose, and in return i will appear at all government events, only second guess the governor general public once every five years at most, and not push my own political agendas, even if i really want it.
Also, sex scandals are on the table.
Oh, i also promise to not get us into any wars with the french. France, Quebec, and so on. Let's see an England monarch promise that.
It's a fair deal.
Important detail: What would your crown design be?
Shit, uh, damn it i hadn't thought this far, i was too busy not starting a war with the french.
Can i just keep the same design we have on stuff now?
I will have to get back to you on this one.
I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
What about Echidna, the mother of all monsters?
i don't intend to lead a nation of monsters. and by lead i mean get paid to make public appearances and live in government own buildings having no real effect on policy.
also there doesn't seem to be any surviving depictions of her so that would make it hard.
Honestly I wouldn't swear allegiance to the British monarch
And I don't mean that as in, if I were Canadian or whatever
wouldn't do it as me, now, a UKian
especially as I bet she's a Tory
like she doesn't vote but if she did we all know who it'd be for
Really, the Queen doesn't vote? As a matter of courtesy or like, constitutionally?
I never really stopped to think about it.
She can, I think
but she doesn't
She can't go into the House of Commons, though. Not allowed by law. That's why when she does her speech to parliament they all have to crowd into the Lords.
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I figured Elizabeth's regular crown but with dragon designs on it. Gemstones on the dragons optional.
Dragons are done. What about a hydra? No one uses a hydra. or a chimera. to show the multiple ethnicities of canada coming together to create the ultimate monster Nation.
also, made of titanium, to show the world that we are unbreakable, within reason.
And I don't mean that as in, if I were Canadian or whatever
wouldn't do it as me, now, a UKian
especially as I bet she's a Tory
like she doesn't vote but if she did we all know who it'd be for
Hail hydra?
"Where's your mask?"
"It'll be CG'd in post. Just act like I've got one."
Glasses are a pain sometimes
His name was 3 times as fast as the other names.
that's more of a skull and tentacles, i mean an actual hydra.
get one of those mutant snakes with the multiple heads as a mascot until protests demand it be released or something and then i'mma buy a buncha dogs.
Or just the shit emoji
this isn't queen of SE++, this is Queen of Canada.
Maples leaves
But like a call of duty pot leaf
It's made of veiny cocks
Look I kinda want to go to war against you now, not sure if it's gonna work out.
In this particular case the protestors would see that as support. Rolling your eyes is really the most you can do.
Really, the Queen doesn't vote? As a matter of courtesy or like, constitutionally?
I never really stopped to think about it.
Technically, that's you starting the war with me so my statement is still true.
I also did not promise not the further antagonize threats of war.
Basically government funding of charter schools are the worst, and the state legislature continues to insist on supporting them even after a scathing report saying that the overwhelming majority of them totally failed to meet the core curriculum. And it's not like our core curriculum is great, and it's not like almost any of the local school systems are great... so be found wanting even against their standards really says something.
Edit: To be fair there are also a lot of all black charter schools.(Less than the all-white ones but still a sizable number.) But regardless either way they aren't very good and aren't well integrated.
Haha, wait how silly, those won't be a thing soon.
I had a street vendor kebab when I was in NYC.
It was about 67% char, by weight.
I like how when Spider Man gets bitten and gains all the powers of a spider, his vision gets better so he doesn't have to wear glasses anymore
Spiders have awful vision!
Peter Parker would have needed some goddamn eye surgery after that if they weren't just handwaving things so he could look cool in his costume
Obligatory Venture Bros. mention
It's not always a bad thing
I literally just started my alternative certification for teaching.
If I'd taken like two more classes in grad school I'd be certified
yeah but spiders have, like, a bunch of eyeballs, so when you condense that down into just two regular eyeballs it, like, makes them better?
At the very least, she's willing to give the Saudi King a whole bunch of shit.
The funny thing is all of the "save our charter schools" ads I've seen on TV focus entirely on those black schools to try and make the argument racially tinged rather than it being about their school's funding being blatantly unconstitutional to the point it shouldn't have been approved in the first place.
What about Echidna, the mother of all monsters?
Yup, UKIP.
i don't intend to lead a nation of monsters. and by lead i mean get paid to make public appearances and live in government own buildings having no real effect on policy.
also there doesn't seem to be any surviving depictions of her so that would make it hard.
She can, I think
but she doesn't
She can't go into the House of Commons, though. Not allowed by law. That's why when she does her speech to parliament they all have to crowd into the Lords.
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