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ITT: Tacos

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    but it's so God-awful I had to show someone this shit. I can't come across something like that and not share.

    What were you, looking for 21 Jump Street eroto-fanfics?


    oddly enough.... was looking for oblivion walkthroughs and a friend sent me a link with "omg omg omg.... go look and tell me not to shoot myself"

    Did you at least find some good walkthroughs

    Wallhitter on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    just gay erotic oblivion fanfics

    ZeroFill on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    back on topic

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    tugga on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck you guys, it is 2am and I can't cook anything right now, I hate you all.

    (So delicious)

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    just gay erotic oblivion fanfics

    urge... to google.... is so.... so... strong

    Stale on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    Stale on
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    ZetaZeta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys am I going crazy or does Scarlet Johanson kind of look like Charlize Theron

    Zeta on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No they're both blonde

    Meissnerd on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed

    ZeroFill on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed


    Raven was asking for it?

    Metzger Meister on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed


    Raven was asking for it?

    I think the underlying text was "Robin should have put out."

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zeta wrote: »
    Guys am I going crazy or does Scarlet Johanson kind of look like Charlize Theron
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    charlize_theron_foto_073.sized.jpg

    I always thought they could easily be sisters
    Charlize, the older, hotter, more experienced one.

    #pipe on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    Shorty on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    Metzger Meister on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A Tacoger with a Taco back

    mmm

    I can feel my aorta wince in anticipation

    ZeroFill on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    Diabeetus was made up by terrorists, if you don't eat this, then they win.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'll eat it

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    never forget

    ZeroFill on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    seriously

    did you eat a cheeseburger with a taco in it

    because if you did, you are all that is man

    ZeroFill on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would make a sandwich, but instead of bread, use the tacos, and instead of some deli style cuts of meat and cheese, I'd use the cheeseburger.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I do this on a regular basis.

    Basically any time I am in a hurry or it is extremely late at night I go to Jack in the Box and get a Tacoger.

    Shorty on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I feel like I have to try this

    it's a challenge set before me, like a man who has discovered a huge mountain and realizes he must scale it's sheer face

    ZeroFill on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    you gotta add ice cream and a piece of cake for diabeetus

    maybe a fried dong

    Homeless on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    we dont have jack in the box here

    FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA

    tugga on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It is a thing which all men must come to grips with. The fact that they look at food which is not, per se, safe, and think to themselves, "I must devour this."

    I have weathered the storm that is the Tacoger and I say to you, sir, that it is an experience which cannot be diluted by surroundings. For the five minutes it will take you to consume this...Cadillac of foods, there will be nothing wrong with the world.

    Shorty on
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    MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fuck this.

    Night guys. I'm going to go eat a tacoger.

    I'll post again if I still live.

    Munacra on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was SO close to getting one of those Hearty Man meals

    but man do they only sell breakfast? I want a dinner one

    Raneados on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and try a tacoger at Jack in the Crack but based on previous experience, their tacos are pretty crap.

    Druhim on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    look at me i'm druhim and i only eat somewhat high quality food

    Homeless on
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    look at me i'm druhim and i only eat somewhat high quality food

    ooh la dee da

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I eat crap and I have the colon of a god to show for it

    you women

    Raneados on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a large intestine cast in bronze

    it's steam powered

    ZeroFill on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You and me, Rannydos. Guts of iron. Hand me that jar of jalapenos. And the mayonnaise.

    Men like you and I look at regular chili-mac and laugh, laugh I tell you. We are the men who throw a pile of cheese on that and wash it down with more cheese.

    And that, my friends, is what you call a First Course.

    Shorty on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    who was the pussy who was talking about assburning from mexican food?

    YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY

    Homeless on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My ass has gotten weak in my old age.

    Now I suffer for the glorious tastes my tongue demands.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what the hell, who refuses cheese because of their intestines?

    I grew UP on cheese and milk and eating the bones of lesser creatures

    Raneados on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    who was the pussy who was talking about assburning from mexican food?

    YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY

    I made mention of it out of concern for other's assholes


    the only thing that has made me shit fire are:

    one time I ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos for lunch, boy did I fucking pay the piper on that one

    and this other time I went into a mcdonalds, drunk, in singapore

    they have this chicken sandwich there called a "McSpicy" and it's fucking delicious, and I was so drunk that I didn't care it was burning the shit out of my mouth

    I think that one got me out of bed in the middle of the night

    ZeroFill on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Food has never made me shit weird.

    Except this one time when I ate a bag of dried cherries. My poop was sick for a day.

    Shorty on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I remember once I was at a friend's condo at 3 am after a night of drinking and we're getting pretty hungry so Darcy starts going through Phil's cupboards looking for stuff to throw together and she grabs some refried beans and pita and hummus and other stuff including some racha sauce. She's not too familiar with it so she squeezes a bunch of racha sauce all over these pitas and the guys thought it was ketchup. Then they were moaning about how hot it was but damn with everything else it was tasty and I was hungry so more for me.

    Druhim on
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