Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
And diabeetus.
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
And diabeetus.
Diabeetus was made up by terrorists, if you don't eat this, then they win.
Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
And diabeetus.
you gotta add ice cream and a piece of cake for diabeetus
Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
It is a thing which all men must come to grips with. The fact that they look at food which is not, per se, safe, and think to themselves, "I must devour this."
I have weathered the storm that is the Tacoger and I say to you, sir, that it is an experience which cannot be diluted by surroundings. For the five minutes it will take you to consume this...Cadillac of foods, there will be nothing wrong with the world.
look at me i'm druhim and i only eat somewhat high quality food
ooh la dee da
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
I eat crap and I have the colon of a god to show for it
you women
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
edited April 2007
a large intestine cast in bronze
it's steam powered
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
You and me, Rannydos. Guts of iron. Hand me that jar of jalapenos. And the mayonnaise.
Men like you and I look at regular chili-mac and laugh, laugh I tell you. We are the men who throw a pile of cheese on that and wash it down with more cheese.
And that, my friends, is what you call a First Course.
who was the pussy who was talking about assburning from mexican food?
YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY
I made mention of it out of concern for other's assholes
the only thing that has made me shit fire are:
one time I ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos for lunch, boy did I fucking pay the piper on that one
and this other time I went into a mcdonalds, drunk, in singapore
they have this chicken sandwich there called a "McSpicy" and it's fucking delicious, and I was so drunk that I didn't care it was burning the shit out of my mouth
I think that one got me out of bed in the middle of the night
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
Food has never made me shit weird.
Except this one time when I ate a bag of dried cherries. My poop was sick for a day.
I remember once I was at a friend's condo at 3 am after a night of drinking and we're getting pretty hungry so Darcy starts going through Phil's cupboards looking for stuff to throw together and she grabs some refried beans and pita and hummus and other stuff including some racha sauce. She's not too familiar with it so she squeezes a bunch of racha sauce all over these pitas and the guys thought it was ketchup. Then they were moaning about how hot it was but damn with everything else it was tasty and I was hungry so more for me.
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Did you at least find some good walkthroughs
STEAM!
(So delicious)
urge... to google.... is so.... so... strong
No but really, they drew it pretty well.
Did I say fucking? I meant raping.
ohh... in that case...
come on guys
it's art
you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed
Raven was asking for it?
I think the underlying text was "Robin should have put out."
I always thought they could easily be sisters
Charlize, the older, hotter, more experienced one.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:
Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
Get 2 Tacos.
Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.
Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.
The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.
And diabeetus.
mmm
I can feel my aorta wince in anticipation
Diabeetus was made up by terrorists, if you don't eat this, then they win.
seriously
did you eat a cheeseburger with a taco in it
because if you did, you are all that is man
Basically any time I am in a hurry or it is extremely late at night I go to Jack in the Box and get a Tacoger.
it's a challenge set before me, like a man who has discovered a huge mountain and realizes he must scale it's sheer face
you gotta add ice cream and a piece of cake for diabeetus
maybe a fried dong
FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA
STEAM!
I have weathered the storm that is the Tacoger and I say to you, sir, that it is an experience which cannot be diluted by surroundings. For the five minutes it will take you to consume this...Cadillac of foods, there will be nothing wrong with the world.
Night guys. I'm going to go eat a tacoger.
I'll post again if I still live.
but man do they only sell breakfast? I want a dinner one
ooh la dee da
you women
it's steam powered
Men like you and I look at regular chili-mac and laugh, laugh I tell you. We are the men who throw a pile of cheese on that and wash it down with more cheese.
And that, my friends, is what you call a First Course.
YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY
Now I suffer for the glorious tastes my tongue demands.
I grew UP on cheese and milk and eating the bones of lesser creatures
I made mention of it out of concern for other's assholes
the only thing that has made me shit fire are:
one time I ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos for lunch, boy did I fucking pay the piper on that one
and this other time I went into a mcdonalds, drunk, in singapore
they have this chicken sandwich there called a "McSpicy" and it's fucking delicious, and I was so drunk that I didn't care it was burning the shit out of my mouth
I think that one got me out of bed in the middle of the night
Except this one time when I ate a bag of dried cherries. My poop was sick for a day.