I figure his tie goes on for another three feet, but you just can't see it.
I enjoy Harry's defiant looks. It's as if he's saying, "Don't look at me, I'm trying to get some fat chicks with terrible social skills some shower head time."
She wasn't going to have any fucked up cartoon lesbianism in the house. My mom is kind of a homophobe, all point at couples in the supermarket and whisper "I think they're gay!" to me.
And then me, being an asshole saying in a loud voice "What's that mom, you think those two guys right over there by the breakfast cereals are gay?"
Then she tries to hide her face and stomps off away from me.
haha
you should tell her that you read somewhere that you can catch it
my mother's hatred of the gay props up in weird ways
it's subtle
a little while back i am typing a url into the address bar and this porn url comes up and man i don't recognize that url at all, that is not part of my regular rotation
so i go to it, pretty normal pornsite. bazillion clicks going off on my pop-up blocker
i am thinkin "man, i ain't ever been to the site, the hell"
so i check my history
it was cleared the day before, and the only entries after that are some gamefaqs for kotor 2
i like, never clear my history
i was gone for the weekend
kotor 2 faq huh
my youngest brother was on my computer, kid's like 11
so i just shake my head, and don't worry about it. i just password my computer. i'm not going to give my brother shit about it, kiddo thought he was clever clearing history, didn't realize that don't get rid of all cacheing
i'm not going to embarass him. next time he goes to use my comp, he'll find it passworded, and he'll probably figure out why and not make a thing out of it
i tell my other brother about it, we have a good laugh
that idiot, he tells my ma about it. she comes to me, all concerned, asking about what sites he went to, and most importantly in a worried tone if any of it was gay pornography. i am like, what.
she tells me that if he was, it wouldn't be a big deal because catching it now means we could send him to therapy now and he'll be fine
yeah ma
gay's like the cancer
if you find it out early enough you can just cure it
I remember racking up hundreds of dollars in fees cybering in gemstone, back when it was only available on Prodigy and AOL. Christ, I was like 12 at the time, what the fuck internet.
I'm looking at a porn picture right now and this guy has Woodie Guthrie's haircut.
What the fuck is that?
Did he bring a reference with him to the barber?
Now that I'm looking at pictures of Woody Guthrie, I realize that I'm confusing him with someone else, but I don't know the name of this someone else. I think he's a singer and an actor. He's got a haircut that is real short on the sides and it's long on the top so that he looks like a rooster.
Anyways, that actor and or singer that I don't know the name of, some guy in this porn shoot has his hair.
The first internet porn I saw was fisting, and it was by accident, and I wanted to die
first time i ever saw internet porn was when i was 12
was at a buddy's house and he's like duuuuuuuuuuuude check this out
bunch of nudes
guy's dad owned a scanner so i am like "oh you scanned your porno mags that's kinda neat i guess"
and he's like no dude, i got these from the internet
wait what
this blew my fucking mind
at 12 i was under the impression the internet was like, really heavily monitored and run by like a government agency or one company
i disbelieved
i was like no way man, there'd be rules about that. i mean, there'd have to be some way to check your ID or something or any kid who knew the address could just type it in
and he's like
you mean
like this
WHOA
HOLY
WHAT THE
I'LL GO GET A DISK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK (i didn't have internets)
The first internet porn I saw was fisting, and it was by accident, and I wanted to die
first time i ever saw internet porn was when i was 12
was at a buddy's house and he's like duuuuuuuuuuuude check this out
bunch of nudes
guy's dad owned a scanner so i am like "oh you scanned your porno mags that's kinda neat i guess"
and he's like no dude, i got these from the internet
wait what
this blew my fucking mind
at 12 i was under the impression the internet was like, really heavily monitored and run by like a government agency or one company
i disbelieved
i was like no way man, there'd be rules about that. i mean, there'd have to be some way to check your ID or something or any kid who knew the address could just type it in
and he's like
you mean
like this
WHOA
HOLY
WHAT THE
I'LL GO GET A DISK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK (i didn't have internets)
yeah when the world wide webs came out we realized we could download this stuff and email it to each other in AOL
The first internet porn I saw was fisting, and it was by accident, and I wanted to die
first time i ever saw internet porn was when i was 12
was at a buddy's house and he's like duuuuuuuuuuuude check this out
bunch of nudes
guy's dad owned a scanner so i am like "oh you scanned your porno mags that's kinda neat i guess"
and he's like no dude, i got these from the internet
wait what
this blew my fucking mind
at 12 i was under the impression the internet was like, really heavily monitored and run by like a government agency or one company
i disbelieved
i was like no way man, there'd be rules about that. i mean, there'd have to be some way to check your ID or something or any kid who knew the address could just type it in
and he's like
you mean
like this
WHOA
HOLY
WHAT THE
I'LL GO GET A DISK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK (i didn't have internets)
yeah when the world wide webs came out we realized we could download this stuff and email it to each other in AOL
it was like a thousand new doors had been opened
and the world was filled with light
The light of a thousand preteens looking at poor low res nudie images.
I thought I was a fap ninja once, back when I first discovered masturbating.
It turns out jerking off while in the family room, under a blanket watching Clarissa Explains it All, or whatever the fuck was on isn't nearly as stealthy as my 10 year old mind thought.
The first internet porn I saw was fisting, and it was by accident, and I wanted to die
first time i ever saw internet porn was when i was 12
was at a buddy's house and he's like duuuuuuuuuuuude check this out
bunch of nudes
guy's dad owned a scanner so i am like "oh you scanned your porno mags that's kinda neat i guess"
and he's like no dude, i got these from the internet
wait what
this blew my fucking mind
at 12 i was under the impression the internet was like, really heavily monitored and run by like a government agency or one company
i disbelieved
i was like no way man, there'd be rules about that. i mean, there'd have to be some way to check your ID or something or any kid who knew the address could just type it in
and he's like
you mean
like this
WHOA
HOLY
WHAT THE
I'LL GO GET A DISK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK (i didn't have internets)
yeah when the world wide webs came out we realized we could download this stuff and email it to each other in AOL
it was like a thousand new doors had been opened
and the world was filled with light
sexy, sexy light
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I thought I was a fap ninja once, back when I first discovered masturbating.
It turns out jerking off while in the family room, under a blanket watching Clarissa Explains it All, or whatever the fuck was on isn't nearly as stealthy as my 10 year old mind thought.
you weren't very good at this whole jerk it and not get caught thing were you
I thought I was a fap ninja once, back when I first discovered masturbating.
It turns out jerking off while in the family room, under a blanket watching Clarissa Explains it All, or whatever the fuck was on isn't nearly as stealthy as my 10 year old mind thought.
you weren't very good at this whole jerk it and not get caught thing were you
but Clarissa, I mean
we all wanted Clarissa
ALL of us
And Alex Mack.
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edited April 2007
cue hot erotic gay as well as not gay clarissa fanfic
I thought I was a fap ninja once, back when I first discovered masturbating.
It turns out jerking off while in the family room, under a blanket watching Clarissa Explains it All, or whatever the fuck was on isn't nearly as stealthy as my 10 year old mind thought.
you weren't very good at this whole jerk it and not get caught thing were you
but Clarissa, I mean
we all wanted Clarissa
ALL of us
And Alex Mack.
I think that might have been right when I stopped watching nickelodeon
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I enjoy Harry's defiant looks. It's as if he's saying, "Don't look at me, I'm trying to get some fat chicks with terrible social skills some shower head time."
Magical. Simply magical.
Your brother is a furry
haha
you should tell her that you read somewhere that you can catch it
the gay that is
There. You said it.
So basically, you've got a ninety percent chance of sucking a man's cock at some point during your life.
but I'd probably laugh about the disney porn
Implied underage gay blowjobs are ok, but I'll be damned if we're going to see any nipples.
That "Rule 34" poster is going to be put up in the family room if I ever have kids.
it's subtle
a little while back i am typing a url into the address bar and this porn url comes up and man i don't recognize that url at all, that is not part of my regular rotation
so i go to it, pretty normal pornsite. bazillion clicks going off on my pop-up blocker
i am thinkin "man, i ain't ever been to the site, the hell"
so i check my history
it was cleared the day before, and the only entries after that are some gamefaqs for kotor 2
i like, never clear my history
i was gone for the weekend
kotor 2 faq huh
my youngest brother was on my computer, kid's like 11
so i just shake my head, and don't worry about it. i just password my computer. i'm not going to give my brother shit about it, kiddo thought he was clever clearing history, didn't realize that don't get rid of all cacheing
i'm not going to embarass him. next time he goes to use my comp, he'll find it passworded, and he'll probably figure out why and not make a thing out of it
i tell my other brother about it, we have a good laugh
that idiot, he tells my ma about it. she comes to me, all concerned, asking about what sites he went to, and most importantly in a worried tone if any of it was gay pornography. i am like, what.
she tells me that if he was, it wouldn't be a big deal because catching it now means we could send him to therapy now and he'll be fine
yeah ma
gay's like the cancer
if you find it out early enough you can just cure it
christ, ma
Thank you.
would it be like the movie Saved
Whatever, Fat Confused Marlon Brando.
What the fuck is that?
Did he bring a reference with him to the barber?
Now that I'm looking at pictures of Woody Guthrie, I realize that I'm confusing him with someone else, but I don't know the name of this someone else. I think he's a singer and an actor. He's got a haircut that is real short on the sides and it's long on the top so that he looks like a rooster.
Anyways, that actor and or singer that I don't know the name of, some guy in this porn shoot has his hair.
I was just sitting there, staring at some search engine, because I did not know any terms, or what to look for
So I just went to sex.com, and squinted at the banners, trying to make out what was happening
I loaded it up, told someone off and they killed me so I never played it again
first time i ever saw internet porn was when i was 12
was at a buddy's house and he's like duuuuuuuuuuuude check this out
bunch of nudes
guy's dad owned a scanner so i am like "oh you scanned your porno mags that's kinda neat i guess"
and he's like no dude, i got these from the internet
wait what
this blew my fucking mind
at 12 i was under the impression the internet was like, really heavily monitored and run by like a government agency or one company
i disbelieved
i was like no way man, there'd be rules about that. i mean, there'd have to be some way to check your ID or something or any kid who knew the address could just type it in
and he's like
you mean
like this
WHOA
HOLY
WHAT THE
I'LL GO GET A DISK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK (i didn't have internets)
yeah when the world wide webs came out we realized we could download this stuff and email it to each other in AOL
it was like a thousand new doors had been opened
and the world was filled with light
Because you know what
If you are looking for porn and you haven't tried that, you are doing something horribly wrong
dane cook
just imagine it to be dane cook
The light of a thousand preteens looking at poor low res nudie images.
It turns out jerking off while in the family room, under a blanket watching Clarissa Explains it All, or whatever the fuck was on isn't nearly as stealthy as my 10 year old mind thought.
sexy, sexy light
you weren't very good at this whole jerk it and not get caught thing were you
but Clarissa, I mean
we all wanted Clarissa
ALL of us
And Alex Mack.
I think that might have been right when I stopped watching nickelodeon
but I recall thinking she was hot