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Lunch [chat]

bowenbowen How you doin'?Registered User regular
I'm going to lunch, Geth apparently can see the future as he always chooses me at the worst possible times.

Should I get some Wegman's Pizza, Geth?

not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    oh no, the thread closed before anyone could comment on my nap.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Abolish the eddy system

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Have a toast sandwich

    Single slice of toast between two slices of bread

    Sometimes with butter!

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    Bless your heart.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    OP 2/10

    would jump ship to rogue [chat]

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    nooooooo

    all my senpai noticing me won't be noticed

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    I fly by the seat of my platemail.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    I fly by the seat of my platemail.

    You'd rather be sailing though

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2016
    jesus fucking christ when I saw that geth tagged me I almost shit myself

    holy fucking shit

    I was like

    I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN. CALL MY LAWYER

    Ludious on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    I fly by the seat of my platemail.

    You'd rather be sailing though

    LETS GO MISTER OCEAN LINER

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    The solution is for everyone to stay at home playing Borderlands 2 with the kids while expendable non-sapient robot slaves do all work.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I was going to say something but I forgot after the thread closed

    abolish the memory system

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Ludious wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ when I saw that geth tagged me I almost shit myself

    holy fucking shit

    I was like

    I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN. CALL MY LAWYER

    Lawyerbear here

    You're fucked

    @a5ehren

    AW is out and its great. Plays faster than WoT - still has the heavy tank peakaboo, but there's a nice rock/paper/scissors with armored fighting vehicles who can flank and kill tanks with ultra high pen missiles, and autocannon recon vehicles who will out-DPS an AFV

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ when I saw that geth tagged me I almost shit myself

    holy fucking shit

    I was like

    I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN. CALL MY LAWYER

    hands up don't shoot, son

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Saying that all women should choose to work is like rating a movie a 0 because the average is a 9 and you think it should be a 5, i.e. all women aware of feminism should work to counterbalance the expectations set by non-working women who don't care.

    It's not a line of reasoning I like but it's not uncommon in several areas and is accepted as par for the course with "swing for the fences" idealistic political policy, so it's pretty understandable. Of course, it still involves telling people they're wrong so it gets people very upset.

    I ate an engineer
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    If the robots ever become sapient we tell them they can suck it up or else be stuck with childcare forever.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    I fly by the seat of my platemail.

    You'd rather be sailing though

    LETS GO MISTER OCEAN LINER

    No if that happens you'll tell me to stop rocking the boat and making you sick

    *Clicks on bowen incessantly*

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    If we had good FMLA we wouldn't even have this discussion IMO.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    hi guys

    i didn't like borderlands 2

    how's everyone today

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    If the robots ever become sapient we tell them they can suck it up or else be stuck with childcare forever.

    Robot rape will be a thing really fucking quick.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Saying that all women should choose to work is like rating a movie a 0 because the average is a 9 and you think it should be a 5, i.e. all women aware of feminism should work to counterbalance the expectations set by non-working women who don't care.

    It's not a line of reasoning I like but it's not uncommon in several areas and is accepted as par for the course with "swing for the fences" idealistic political policy, so it's pretty understandable. Of course, it still involves telling people they're wrong so it gets people very upset.

    it's the same line of thinking that promotes ideology like "allies should remain silent"

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    I went to a trader joe's for the first time the other day because I was in amerikkka

    color me unimpresed

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    If we had good FMLA we wouldn't even have this discussion IMO.

    What are you some kind of socialism

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    oh yeah
    I was going to say


    The weird silver lining I'm finding in the possibility of having to leave my house for a smaller arrangement is fantasizing about IKEA products

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I can borrow against my 401 to pay it all off and get my truck fixed which will drop the payments from $600 a month to $300 and I'm paying myself back with my own money, plus I can take care of the transmission and most of my credit card debt (which was $0 until this shit started) in the process, it just sucks because they hit hard and I don't understand a) why I owe it if they're going to fuck around and b) what choices I have.

    I mean I get it, I borrowed the money (at least with Sallie Mae, don't know about this other one) and when I filed CH13 to pay off ALL of my debts and get my mistakes from my early 20s sorted out before I got married and was responsible for another person, I listed them.

    Now if they had decided to pass on the plan then yeah, I'd have still owed them, they have that right (and I could have objected) but they did file. A YEAR LATE. They fucked around and said "whoops, we totes meant to file because you did what you were supposed to and contacted us" and they were turned down by the court, who is now saying "yeah they suck, but it's student loans so you should still pay them"

    They fucked up the law, but unless I want to spend more than what I owe them to take this to court for the next five years, I have to pay.

    If I ever do have a child they will have 0 student loans. They will go to school on a scholarship or grant, pay for it with a job or with my financial assistance, or they'll join the army. No loans.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    1/10
    would not Bowen [chat] again

    I fly by the seat of my platemail.

    You'd rather be sailing though

    LETS GO MISTER OCEAN LINER

    No if that happens you'll tell me to stop rocking the boat and making you sick

    *Clicks on bowen incessantly*

    giphy.gif

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    hi guys

    i didn't like borderlands 2

    how's everyone today

    vehicle piloting in BL2 was like trying to drive a car without power steering over ice whilst very drunk

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    The last time I was called upon to make a [chat] was 2008.

    It's been eight years since I made a chat thread.

    What the hell are we doing with our lives?

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Saying that all women should choose to work is like rating a movie a 0 because the average is a 9 and you think it should be a 5, i.e. all women aware of feminism should work to counterbalance the expectations set by non-working women who don't care.

    It's not a line of reasoning I like but it's not uncommon in several areas and is accepted as par for the course with "swing for the fences" idealistic political policy, so it's pretty understandable. Of course, it still involves telling people they're wrong so it gets people very upset.

    it's the same line of thinking that promotes ideology like "allies should remain silent"

    As I said, it's not a line of reasoning I like, but it's incredibly common and makes perfect sense when you view a cause as more important than the people working towards it.

    I ate an engineer
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Saying that all women should choose to work is like rating a movie a 0 because the average is a 9 and you think it should be a 5, i.e. all women aware of feminism should work to counterbalance the expectations set by non-working women who don't care.

    It's not a line of reasoning I like but it's not uncommon in several areas and is accepted as par for the course with "swing for the fences" idealistic political policy, so it's pretty understandable. Of course, it still involves telling people they're wrong so it gets people very upset.

    it's the same line of thinking that promotes ideology like "allies should remain silent"

    Quiet, ally

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I went to a trader joe's for the first time the other day because I was in amerikkka

    color me unimpresed

    boo this man!

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    hi guys

    i didn't like borderlands 2

    how's everyone today

    welcome to the team. Your balloons and cookies are by the door.

    steam_sig.png
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    If we had good FMLA we wouldn't even have this discussion IMO.
    wait, about stay at home parents?

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Saying that all women should choose to work is like rating a movie a 0 because the average is a 9 and you think it should be a 5, i.e. all women aware of feminism should work to counterbalance the expectations set by non-working women who don't care.

    It's not a line of reasoning I like but it's not uncommon in several areas and is accepted as par for the course with "swing for the fences" idealistic political policy, so it's pretty understandable. Of course, it still involves telling people they're wrong so it gets people very upset.

    it's the same line of thinking that promotes ideology like "allies should remain silent"

    As I said, it's not a line of reasoning I like, but it's incredibly common and makes perfect sense when you view a cause as more important than the people working towards it.

    Right but that's toxic as fuck and should be called out as such.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    The last time I was called upon to make a [chat] was 2008.

    It's been eight years since I made a chat thread.

    What the hell are we doing with our lives?

    I've been called on like 4 times in the past 2 months right as I'm about to leave or take a shit or something.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I went to a trader joe's for the first time the other day because I was in amerikkka

    color me unimpresed

    well did you bring anything good to trade?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    If we had good FMLA we wouldn't even have this discussion IMO.

    yeah we would

    staying home with your kids doesn't only mean staying home for a year with your kids, or even 2 or 5 years.

    FMLA would not fix negative BS directed at people for daring to suggest that raising kids is an actual job choice you can spend 2 decades doing full time.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I went to a trader joe's for the first time the other day because I was in amerikkka

    color me unimpresed

    boo this man!

    corniest white people fauxcery store ever

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    cB557 wrote:
    Man, that's super weird. What sort of crazy gun are you using that it's better than guns 20 level higher than it?

    It's a pistol, one round splits into... 6 or 8, all deal explosive damage. I'd need to log back in to be sure, it's been a while since I played.

    matt has a problem on
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    hi guys

    i didn't like borderlands 2

    how's everyone today

    vehicle piloting in BL2 was like trying to drive a car without power steering over ice whilst very drunk
    I'm not sure how they let hitting someone with your car at full speed while your turbo is going do so little damage

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