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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    how come there are not a million tasty russian restaurants in portland then : (

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    The Virginian Kimchi Belt

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    sneaky fuckin' russians

    they're posin' as hipsters

    cyka blyat

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Also.

    "So It Goes"

    Overwatch Beta back tomorrow!

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    Am I in it? Otherwise it doesn't matter.

    Eat at Arby's.

    @Ludious

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    sneaky fuckin' russians

    they're posin' as hipsters

    The deep ennui, weird prison-esque tattoos, and bearded nature of russians perhaps means that hipsters are in fact posing as russians

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    milski wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm butting my head against this one right now.

    jqg05s483ida.jpg

    I never did formal math so all I can say is that by examination this function will encounter every integer less than or equal to either n-2 or n+1

    Yeah, I threw it into a spreadsheet and it encounters all integers including zero, making it surjective, and without repeating, making it injective.

    ipbysdwa0ttz.png

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    RE: Tesla, I've heard Chevy has a lot of good things planned for the Volt.

    200 miles to the charge, they're working on getting that even better. It's under 30K currently and should come down, and they've got this whole new incentive for ride sharing to get more cars off the road and let multiple people be a part of a lease/car loan for Uber drivers.

    I'd be down for that. That seems like progress, but it could be smoke and mirrors.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Squeakel wrote: »
    So in my last class I had conversation with a guy about how no the Nazis aren't alright for like 20 minutes and then not 5 minutes later a girl(the one who makes up stuff all the time) exploded at someone for being "sexist". He showed her a funny commercial and when she said it wasn't funny he said something along the lines of "I guess you just don't get it". She proceeded to whisper yell at him for being sexist that just because she was a girl she wouldn't get football for like a full minute until I stepped over and explained he didn't mean it like that at all.

    In the end the dude just said "Yes everything that he((meaning me)) just said" to her and she just sat down still kinda rambling about how it was sexist because she knows the guy better.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onfWeSqJ6qs

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Annandale, VA has the highest concentration of Koreans outside of like, the K-town in LA

    And yes, they are planning something

    Delicious Koren BBQ right?

    <===lives next Annandale and consumes the delicious meats of its population.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    sneaky fuckin' russians

    they're posin' as hipsters

    The deep ennui, weird prison-esque tattoos, and bearded nature of russians perhaps means that hipsters are in fact posing as russians

    this makes an incredible amount of sense

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Anna kendricks new movie.
    Maybe NSFW because of Bikinis, Porn Names
    That is an incredibly terrible movie title.

    Bless your heart.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    how come there are not a million tasty russian restaurants in portland then : (

    can you even grow beets in portland and also what else do russians eat

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    thats because you don't live in nova, hakkekage

    But I been around

    Lots of Persians

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    the cool korean bbq place in...tyson's? that i used to go to closed
    *sobs forever*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    the commercial has two basic jokes

    1) lol this bride making a sweet football style catch on the bouquet toss

    2) references to a specific catch made by odell beckham jr (OBJ) of the New York giants (who is the guy saying she was out of bounds after everyone is all "DID SHE ODELL THAT")

    Commercial

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgvXd7nj--0

    Odell Play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxbz3DDQzHU

    Discuss.

    Sir Landshark on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    how come there are not a million tasty russian restaurants in portland then : (

    can you even grow beets in portland and also what else do russians eat

    vodka only

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Annandale, VA has the highest concentration of Koreans outside of like, the K-town in LA

    And yes, they are planning something

    Is it to crush america in an avalanche of bimbimbap

    I for one welcome

    Fucccccckkk I want bibimbap

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    That should keep chat occupied for the next hour or so. Later dudes!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Persia is such a bomb-ass name for a place

    like you going to Persia you know it's gonna be a Premium, High End time of happenings

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    how come there are not a million tasty russian restaurants in portland then : (

    can you even grow beets in portland and also what else do russians eat

    the homeless

    Portland is a bounty

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Persia is such a bomb-ass name for a place

    like you going to Persia you know it's gonna be a Premium, High End time of happenings

    I know right, what a fuckin disastrous rebranding

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So once again someone posted this clip on FB. "The most honest 3 minutes on television". It's a clip of Jeff Daniels from I think The Newsroom where he gives this long diatribe on why America isn't the greatest country in the world. And at first I actually like it. A few hard truths. But then it goes into that generational "good old days" rant that just loses me.

    It's just weird to me that that scene has come up again in a completely different context.

    I think Jonah Ray explained the Aaron Sorkin formula best

    Aaron Sorkin shows = getting a really good opinion of (x) from Aaron Sorkin who is an admittedly good writer, without having to do (x) drug with Aaron Sorkin in a bathroom to get that opinion, minus Aaron Sorkin's inability to write about (z)

    z = women, technology

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm butting my head against this one right now.

    jqg05s483ida.jpg

    I never did formal math so all I can say is that by examination this function will encounter every integer less than or equal to either n-2 or n+1

    Yeah, I threw it into a spreadsheet and it encounters all integers including zero, making it surjective, and without repeating, making it injective.

    ipbysdwa0ttz.png

    this is the most programmer approach to the problem

    fking cheater!

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    thats because you don't live in nova, hakkekage

    But I been around

    Lots of Persians
    i hit up a persian grocery in vienna in search of goat meat and i think maybe the other halal grocers i was looking at were persian too?
    (they did not have goat and i failed in the modest task that was my charge)

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    So in my last class I had conversation with a guy about how no the Nazis aren't alright for like 20 minutes and then not 5 minutes later a girl(the one who makes up stuff all the time) exploded at someone for being "sexist". He showed her a funny commercial and when she said it wasn't funny he said something along the lines of "I guess you just don't get it". She proceeded to whisper yell at him for being sexist that just because she was a girl she wouldn't get football for like a full minute until I stepped over and explained he didn't mean it like that at all.

    In the end the dude just said "Yes everything that he((meaning me)) just said" to her and she just sat down still kinda rambling about how it was sexist because she knows the guy better.

    I'm prepared for the possibility that the guy was in fact being sexist

    I over heard 90% of the conversation(I was like 3 seats down) and he really did just say 'I don't think you get it, it's to do with football'. He didn't imply it had anything to do with her being a girl, just that maybe she didn't get the joke because you had to know more about football in-jokes.

    The thing about implications is that they don't have to be explicitly stated. The very act of a guy/girl convo re: the girl not getting football invokes cultural assumptions of the girl's knowledge of football

    But anyway it's at worst a microaggression so I guess pick your battles (or die on every hill as is prescribed in the teenage idealist's handbook)

    If someone tells a joke (or shows a joke) and it's not funny and you say "That wasn't funny" and the person says "Well you just don't get the humor" feeling the need to take that up as a fight makes you kind of a lunatic.

    (Unless the joke itself was somehow offensive, which I don't think was the case here)

    The high ground in this instance is saying "Mmmkay, sure."

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    I used to make fun of people who treated me like a wizard on high when I fixed their PCs.

    But now I realize I feel that same sense of wonder when you people talk about cooking.

    Like when Ludious explained that I could probably make my own tacos my mind was blown.

    whenever I watch the kids for an extended period they got overjoyed cuz they know it means sugary breakfast cereal for 3 meals a day

    Cereal was burnt. I don't know why. Here's Hercules on DVD.

    Sirland said as he sipped his chablis.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Persia is such a bomb-ass name for a place

    like you going to Persia you know it's gonna be a Premium, High End time of happenings

    I know right, what a fuckin disastrous rebranding

    some New Coke shit for real

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    thats because you don't live in nova, hakkekage

    But I been around

    Lots of Persians
    i hit up a persian grocery in vienna in search of goat meat and i think maybe the other halal grocers i was looking at were persian too?
    (they did not have goat and i failed in the modest task that was my charge)

    We dont usually do goat

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Eeh, I'll save this for when we've had a chance to yell at the lecturer.

    Now, onward to the chapter on logic!

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    there was some study done that showed russian men have an average life expectancy like 20 years lower than other similarly developed countries

    and they traced it back to vodka

    and they're not dying because they're getting cirrhosis in large numbers

    but because they're like, getting drunk and falling off roofs and stuff

    I thought this was a norwegian epidemic

  • SqueakelSqueakel Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    So in my last class I had conversation with a guy about how no the Nazis aren't alright for like 20 minutes and then not 5 minutes later a girl(the one who makes up stuff all the time) exploded at someone for being "sexist". He showed her a funny commercial and when she said it wasn't funny he said something along the lines of "I guess you just don't get it". She proceeded to whisper yell at him for being sexist that just because she was a girl she wouldn't get football for like a full minute until I stepped over and explained he didn't mean it like that at all.

    In the end the dude just said "Yes everything that he((meaning me)) just said" to her and she just sat down still kinda rambling about how it was sexist because she knows the guy better.

    I'm prepared for the possibility that the guy was in fact being sexist

    I over heard 90% of the conversation(I was like 3 seats down) and he really did just say 'I don't think you get it, it's to do with football'. He didn't imply it had anything to do with her being a girl, just that maybe she didn't get the joke because you had to know more about football in-jokes.

    The thing about implications is that they don't have to be explicitly stated. The very act of a guy/girl convo re: the girl not getting football invokes cultural assumptions of the girl's knowledge of football

    But anyway it's at worst a microaggression so I guess pick your battles (or die on every hill as is prescribed in the teenage idealist's handbook)

    If someone tells a joke (or shows a joke) and it's not funny and you say "That wasn't funny" and the person says "Well you just don't get the humor" feeling the need to take that up as a fight makes you kind of a lunatic.

    (Unless the joke itself was somehow offensive, which I don't think was the case here)

    The high ground in this instance is saying "Mmmkay, sure."

    I'd agree to that, I only stepped in once she started flat out insulting him.

    Thresh, Alistar, and Janna supporting is best!
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    So in my last class I had conversation with a guy about how no the Nazis aren't alright for like 20 minutes and then not 5 minutes later a girl(the one who makes up stuff all the time) exploded at someone for being "sexist". He showed her a funny commercial and when she said it wasn't funny he said something along the lines of "I guess you just don't get it". She proceeded to whisper yell at him for being sexist that just because she was a girl she wouldn't get football for like a full minute until I stepped over and explained he didn't mean it like that at all.

    In the end the dude just said "Yes everything that he((meaning me)) just said" to her and she just sat down still kinda rambling about how it was sexist because she knows the guy better.

    I'm prepared for the possibility that the guy was in fact being sexist

    I over heard 90% of the conversation(I was like 3 seats down) and he really did just say 'I don't think you get it, it's to do with football'. He didn't imply it had anything to do with her being a girl, just that maybe she didn't get the joke because you had to know more about football in-jokes.

    The thing about implications is that they don't have to be explicitly stated. The very act of a guy/girl convo re: the girl not getting football invokes cultural assumptions of the girl's knowledge of football

    But anyway it's at worst a microaggression so I guess pick your battles (or die on every hill as is prescribed in the teenage idealist's handbook)

    If someone tells a joke (or shows a joke) and it's not funny and you say "That wasn't funny" and the person says "Well you just don't get the humor" feeling the need to take that up as a fight makes you kind of a lunatic.

    (Unless the joke itself was somehow offensive, which I don't think was the case here)

    The high ground in this instance is saying "Mmmkay, sure."

    I'd agree to that, I only stepped in once she started flat out insulting him.

    I hope you mansplained her good

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    When you're a teenager and you're woken up to various injustices (some of which concern a population you're a part of) I feel like the undeniable and immediate urge is to be vocally and personally offended by any perceived instance of those injustices

    Or, like, embrace them due to whatever psychoanalytical reason

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    thats because you don't live in nova, hakkekage

    But I been around

    Lots of Persians
    i hit up a persian grocery in vienna in search of goat meat and i think maybe the other halal grocers i was looking at were persian too?
    (they did not have goat and i failed in the modest task that was my charge)

    We dont usually do goat
    i was desperate because no one carries goat

    P10 on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how come there are not a million tasty russian restaurants in portland then : (

    can you even grow beets in portland and also what else do russians eat

    vodka only

    there was some study done that showed russian men have an average life expectancy like 20 years lower than other similarly developed countries

    and they traced it back to vodka

    and they're not dying because they're getting cirrhosis in large numbers

    but because they're like, getting drunk and falling off roofs and stuff

    dash cam footage confirms,

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Persia is such a bomb-ass name for a place

    like you going to Persia you know it's gonna be a Premium, High End time of happenings

    I know right, what a fuckin disastrous rebranding

    Hakks hates the Azerbaijani, Lurs, and Baloch

    Cinders on
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    wait I thought 0 wasn't odd or even

    excel is screwing with you man

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    My boss made me do math.

    I'm super bowl hung over. I don't want to do math.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Squeakel wrote: »
    So in my last class I had conversation with a guy about how no the Nazis aren't alright for like 20 minutes and then not 5 minutes later a girl(the one who makes up stuff all the time) exploded at someone for being "sexist". He showed her a funny commercial and when she said it wasn't funny he said something along the lines of "I guess you just don't get it". She proceeded to whisper yell at him for being sexist that just because she was a girl she wouldn't get football for like a full minute until I stepped over and explained he didn't mean it like that at all.

    In the end the dude just said "Yes everything that he((meaning me)) just said" to her and she just sat down still kinda rambling about how it was sexist because she knows the guy better.

    I'm prepared for the possibility that the guy was in fact being sexist

    I over heard 90% of the conversation(I was like 3 seats down) and he really did just say 'I don't think you get it, it's to do with football'. He didn't imply it had anything to do with her being a girl, just that maybe she didn't get the joke because you had to know more about football in-jokes.

    The thing about implications is that they don't have to be explicitly stated. The very act of a guy/girl convo re: the girl not getting football invokes cultural assumptions of the girl's knowledge of football

    But anyway it's at worst a microaggression so I guess pick your battles (or die on every hill as is prescribed in the teenage idealist's handbook)

    If someone tells a joke (or shows a joke) and it's not funny and you say "That wasn't funny" and the person says "Well you just don't get the humor" feeling the need to take that up as a fight makes you kind of a lunatic.

    (Unless the joke itself was somehow offensive, which I don't think was the case here)

    The high ground in this instance is saying "Mmmkay, sure."

    I'd agree to that, I only stepped in once she started flat out insulting him.

    I hope you mansplained her good

    I know that word completely has merit, but it's like nails on a chalkboard for me.

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