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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i print out all my underappreciated posts and then stick them on the fridge so my mom can give me agrees

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Hello friends

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    gross

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Oh god, Facebook reminded me, it's been 4 years since I scored a hat trick at darts. I am so terrible.

    Bless your heart.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    my only desire in life is for a version of this gif that can be inlined on the forums

    i.imgur.com/hGjuqEu.gifv

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    Mazzyx on
    u7stthr17eud.png
  • EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    I'm disappointed that there aren't more PS4 playing the division as that's what I have it on.

    In other news, I woke up at 4,5 and then 6am for no apparent reason. Thanks, body.

    XBL\PSN\Steam\Origin: Evigilant
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    #1 lesson from my boss: Don't fucking pick up the phone. I mean it. Why did you pick up the phone? Don't be an idiot.

    #2 lesson from my boss: Great job, you picked up the phone and received an incoherent stream of unreasonable demands. Send a follow up email beginning with "Thank you for the phone call. Just to clarify," and write what YOU'RE going to do, not whatever stream of consciousness babble was saying

    it seems to work

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that there aren't more PS4 playing the division as that's what I have it on.

    In other news, I woke up at 4,5 and then 6am for no apparent reason. Thanks, body.

    PS4 players are too busy with their artsy indie games and anime dating sims for your dumb third person Manhattan-based shooty shooty pew pew game

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Oh god, Facebook reminded me, it's been 4 years since I scored a hat trick at darts. I am so terrible.

    why even go on all the glory is in the past now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that there aren't more PS4 playing the division as that's what I have it on.

    In other news, I woke up at 4,5 and then 6am for no apparent reason. Thanks, body.

    When I read it was a game like Destiny except instead of shooting bugmen you shoot poor people, I decided that it wasn't for me.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    wait

    Tom Clancy was an actual person? I thought he was a brand name! :O

    Oh brilliant
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    #1 lesson from my boss: Don't fucking pick up the phone. I mean it. Why did you pick up the phone? Don't be an idiot.

    #2 lesson from my boss: Great job, you picked up the phone and received an incoherent stream of unreasonable demands. Send a follow up email beginning with "Thank you for the phone call. Just to clarify," and write what YOU'RE going to do, not whatever stream of consciousness babble was saying

    it seems to work

    I usually had to physically be in the meeting or they would walk to my desk. Small office.

    Now I don't have to worry about that! MUAHAHAH!

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    'Russian' Georgians??

    omg 'cism

    Sakartvelo is not Russia

    ძალა ერთობაშია!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    #1 lesson from my boss: Don't fucking pick up the phone. I mean it. Why did you pick up the phone? Don't be an idiot.

    #2 lesson from my boss: Great job, you picked up the phone and received an incoherent stream of unreasonable demands. Send a follow up email beginning with "Thank you for the phone call. Just to clarify," and write what YOU'RE going to do, not whatever stream of consciousness babble was saying

    it seems to work

    I usually had to physically be in the meeting or they would walk to my desk. Small office.

    Now I don't have to worry about that! MUAHAHAH!

    this is a physical meeting i am just dialing into because fuck sitting awkwardly in a conference room

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    Usually it's not a 'meetings' thing per se

    More like I'll point out (via email) that I'm owed XYZ as per our official policy

    or 'hey I was told that I'd be paid overtime by [Manager]'

    CEO responds (via email) oh yeah sure I'll look into that right away, thank you so much

    my supervisor (2 levels down) tells me in person over lunch 'yeah actually the policy is [something not documented anywhere at all]'

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nooo pls i dont want to be on interminable 10 am call

    no pls

    have mercy

    noo

    why do people even use phones anymore

    just email me what you want me to do so i can ignore it like a normal person

    If you're my boss, it's so there's no paper trail to catch them in a lie

    I typed up meeting minutes when I had a boss like that. And sent it back to them as part of my job "organizing information."

    Usually it's not a 'meetings' thing per se

    More like I'll point out (via email) that I'm owed XYZ as per our official policy

    or 'hey I was told that I'd be paid overtime by [Manager]'

    CEO responds (via email) oh yeah sure I'll look into that right away, thank you so much

    my supervisor (2 levels down) tells me in person over lunch 'yeah actually the policy is [something not documented anywhere at all]'

    oh man OT is a real contentious issue

    I knew someone who worked at a nonprofit place that had an OT policy, and she was working tons of OT and not getting paid for it, so one day she sent an email documenting all the extra time she had worked. Next day her supervisor pulled her aside and told her never to do that again

    (she quit p quickly)

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I don't get OT, which on the one hand is bleh, but on the other hand, no awkward conversations about money above and beyond salary

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    wait

    Tom Clancy was an actual person? I thought he was a brand name! :O

    he used to be one but now he's the other

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i don't get OT but i still have to fill out a timesheet
    darkest timeline

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    wait

    Tom Clancy was an actual person? I thought he was a brand name! :O

    he used to be one but now he's the other

    Corporate personhood gone mad

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    I found out the weird members only shawarma place on my new street is some sort of Kurdish society/union thing, and named after the mountains on the Iraqi-Iranian border where a lot of PKK and PJAK guerillas are based. So uh, happy belated Nowruz guys?

    As a dude who just read a book on the Rojava revolution,

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    815165 wrote: »
    wait

    Tom Clancy was an actual person? I thought he was a brand name! :O

    he used to be one but now he's the other

    The ascension is complete

    Let us now kiss the barrel of the Holy Heavily Modded Tactical Shotgun

    Evil Multifarious on
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    fuck i stopped at the gas station this morning to fill up and bought 2 x 20oz code red mountain dews

    take the first sip this morning and wtf is this shit? look more closely at the bottle. yeah it's that fucking dew and doritos flavor

    raging so hard right now

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    I found out the weird members only shawarma place on my new street is some sort of Kurdish society/union thing, and named after the mountains on the Iraqi-Iranian border where a lot of PKK and PJAK guerillas are based. So uh, happy belated Nowruz guys?

    As a dude who just read a book on the Rojava revolution,

    EIDE NOWRUZ MUBARAK

    Technically not belated, Nowruz lasts 13 days, ending in Sizdah Bedar where we have a picnic (would be nice if the weather this weekend would cooperate tho)

    I have dragged Beasto to NJ so many times recently for Nowruz related activities he is a broken man

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i don't get OT but i still have to fill out a timesheet
    darkest timeline

    same - billable time to clients

    all our time is accounted for

    boss still cares when i'm in the office

    ABOL

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I don't get OT, which on the one hand is bleh, but on the other hand, no awkward conversations about money above and beyond salary

    We don't usually but they sometimes-if-they-feel-like-it pay out for after-hours work when required by a client.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    i get paid OT but im still dissatisfied with my job so

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    *sighs*

    *just wants to eat french fries*

    @syndalis :(

    poo
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    I found out the weird members only shawarma place on my new street is some sort of Kurdish society/union thing, and named after the mountains on the Iraqi-Iranian border where a lot of PKK and PJAK guerillas are based. So uh, happy belated Nowruz guys?

    As a dude who just read a book on the Rojava revolution,

    Members Only sure has expanded since I last heard of them and their jackets

    Ethnic food is a growth market, I guess

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    fuck i stopped at the gas station this morning to fill up and bought 2 x 20oz code red mountain dews

    take the first sip this morning and wtf is this shit? look more closely at the bottle. yeah it's that fucking dew and doritos flavor

    raging so hard right now

    Landshark your mistake started much, much earlier in this story

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i don't get OT but i still have to fill out a timesheet
    darkest timeline

    same - billable time to clients

    all our time is accounted for

    boss still cares when i'm in the office

    ABOL

    Yeah. Government accounting for me.

    But I also get OT at least till July.

    Then a promotion to no OT I guess. Comp time go?

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    fuck i stopped at the gas station this morning to fill up and bought 2 x 20oz code red mountain dews

    take the first sip this morning and wtf is this shit? look more closely at the bottle. yeah it's that fucking dew and doritos flavor

    raging so hard right now

    This is your punishment for trying to drink cough syrup flavored Dew.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Book was called 'A Small key can open a large door: the Rojava Revolution', and was an interesting but uneven collection of very different texts from various involved or interested people, edited by a group of American anarchists

    I guess I recommend it to anyone interested in knowing more about Rojava from more or less primary sources. To be read critically, though.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    *sighs*

    *just wants to eat french fries*

    syndalis :(

    let me tell you about the dankest sweet potato fries I had for lunch yesterday

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    hey you know what would be delicious

    liquid doritoes

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