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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    monopoly is like if rule 34 was a monopoly thing and not a porn thing
    Note: Rule 34 is also a Monopoly thing by definition. :D
    Coinage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one has; winning requires you to play the whole game through, a phenomenon which has never happened.
    Only because people are too stupid to play by the actual rules. Wake up sheeple, your house rules are a lie!

    No, it's still terrible with or without the actual rules. It's a master class on how to make a terrible board game. Roll-to-move, player elimination, no player agency, etc. The only thing good about it is the component quality, which is above average for board games nowadays (slightly above "Everything is cardboard crap" and below Krosmaster Arena or Star Wars: I Have Too Many Figurines minis).

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular

    Woo! Division was pretty bare-bones (though fun); some additional stuff will be nice.

    I ate an engineer
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    All true men are.

    Brothers of the beard.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    Throw yourself on the judgements of the forums.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I ate an engineer
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    Throw yourself on the judgements of the forums.

    Okay hold plz

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    Throw yourself on the judgements of the forums.

    Okay hold plz

    I need a picture of bearded Castle as well.

    I know what cleanshaven castle looks like

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I feel Heroes of the Dorm which the winning teams get a full scholarship from Blizzard played into this.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Yes, Blizzard. I would like to try the battle.net alpha client. These exciting new features better include the overwatch beta or I'm going to make a skin suit out of your tier 1...nevermind

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    Throw yourself on the judgements of the forums.

    Okay hold plz

    I need a picture of bearded Castle as well.

    I know what cleanshaven castle looks like

    no beard
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    beard (it's really more scruffy i guess)
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I just opened the battle.net client to see if I'd been added to the beta.

    When I saw I hadn't, I just immediately closed it again

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    hum those pictures are big oops oh well suck eeeeeeeeeet world

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

    Throw yourself on the judgements of the forums.

    Okay hold plz

    I need a picture of bearded Castle as well.

    I know what cleanshaven castle looks like

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Oh wow, Blizzard. Battle.net voice chat.

    Gosh we all sure were asking for that.

    Yes, I am glad you took the time to develop this exciting new feature instead of devoting those dev hours to increasing the server capacity of the overwatch beta

    why is my nose bleeding

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I use your tears to make delicious pickled food Lud.

    I then ship it to Blizzard.

    Keeps me flush in Blizzard betas.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I will pay $50 for a single hair from jeff kaplan. I have an appointment with a voodoo priestess in new orleans.

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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    Reminds me of when Blizzard added voice chat to WoW. The average user experience was briefly looking at it in the options to ensure is was turned off.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.

    Thats a really good idea

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Apparently the lead designer of Uncharted 4 is trans? that's super rad.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Oh the next Overwatch short will be available exclusively on PSN

    well, at least I get to watch that by turning on my xbone, starting the tv app, then turning on my ps4, and watching it in the most indulgent way possible.

    Gosh, Blizzard.

    The way you spoil your devoted fans.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Those soulful eyes tho...

    J/O crystals recharged

    (show feet)

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »

    1. my uncle is the chancellor of UC Irvine and I need to talk to him and see if this was him or what (my cousin does play LoL...)
    2. I told my dad about this last night and the following exchange ensued
    me: "http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/esports/esports-editorial/uc-irvine-announces-scholarship-program

    Huh did Howard make this happen?"

    him: "GGGGGG. Are you sure it’s not a premature 1 Apr story?"

    me: "uhhhhh...I don't know. Seems real?

    what on earth is GGGGGGG

    do you mean GG ie good game?"

    him: "pronounced jeez."

    me: "ohhhhh

    that's not really a standard thing"

    dad plz why do you always make up weird turns of phrase and expect people to understand

    it is hilarious but also just what

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I feel Heroes of the Dorm which the winning teams get a full scholarship from Blizzard played into this.

    Well yeah, that was definitely a thing, but I think it's a lot simpler to say e.g. "We will pay for your college if you win this tournament" than to say "We, the college, will give you a scholarship for e-Sports" since scholarships tend to imply some kind of requirements to keep.

    I ate an engineer
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Damn, Castle--I mean this in an uncreepy way: you are really good-looking both with and without beard.

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.

    Thats a really good idea

    They aren't posting the date, but apparently it's mid april?

    I really really hope it's after April 15th.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Figures that Stone Cold would be into IPAs.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I feel Heroes of the Dorm which the winning teams get a full scholarship from Blizzard played into this.

    Well yeah, that was definitely a thing, but I think it's a lot simpler to say e.g. "We will pay for your college if you win this tournament" than to say "We, the college, will give you a scholarship for e-Sports" since scholarships tend to imply some kind of requirements to keep.

    Riot is funding the scholarship.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Castle, I think you look better with beard, but you look great without it too.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Damn, Castle--I mean this in an uncreepy way: you are really good-looking both with and without beard.

    He is

    I'm straight and yet the idea of castle/eddy slash fic is not an unpleasant thought

    I would call it east meats west

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.
    Can I get a gaymen?

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    so up until about three minutes ago i thought sufjan stevens was the same person as cat stevens and he'd just changed names again

    in retrospect i am very confused as to how i held this position

    today has been a stubbed toe of a day

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I feel Heroes of the Dorm which the winning teams get a full scholarship from Blizzard played into this.

    Well yeah, that was definitely a thing, but I think it's a lot simpler to say e.g. "We will pay for your college if you win this tournament" than to say "We, the college, will give you a scholarship for e-Sports" since scholarships tend to imply some kind of requirements to keep.

    Riot is funding the scholarship.

    Who is funding it is less important to me than the question about how you enforce an e-sports scholarship.

    Like, what, does Riot say "tough luck" if they don't qualify for an LCS qualifier?

    I ate an engineer
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Did no one tell Chris Metzen that it isn't the late 90's and dressing like some mix of the Matrix and a Greaser isn't something one should do?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.

    Thats a really good idea

    They aren't posting the date, but apparently it's mid april?

    I really really hope it's after April 15th.

    Why?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Damn, Castle--I mean this in an uncreepy way: you are really good-looking both with and without beard.

    He is

    I'm straight and yet the idea of castle/eddy slash fic is not an unpleasant thought

    I would call it east meats west

    The best porn title I've ever had the pleasure of being in the room while it was proposed was the interracial-themed "CockAsian"

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    in a just world, i would look like castle

    he doesn't deserve this, he has a dog shit soul

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Oh man wil wheaton did you gain some weight

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm. Queer spa day. Could actually go to a spa, and not worry about my junk. That sounds nice, and relaxing.

    Thats a really good idea

    They aren't posting the date, but apparently it's mid april?

    I really really hope it's after April 15th.

    Why?

    uhh april 15th is anal sex day

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    How is that even going to work given many scenes/players don't last four years and inherently have sponsorships if they're good enough to be scholarship material?

    I feel Heroes of the Dorm which the winning teams get a full scholarship from Blizzard played into this.

    Well yeah, that was definitely a thing, but I think it's a lot simpler to say e.g. "We will pay for your college if you win this tournament" than to say "We, the college, will give you a scholarship for e-Sports" since scholarships tend to imply some kind of requirements to keep.

    Riot is funding the scholarship.

    Who is funding it is less important to me than the question about how you enforce an e-sports scholarship.

    Like, what, does Riot say "tough luck" if they don't qualify for an LCS qualifier?

    Depends on what the requirements are. Sounds like it is to maintain and play on the school team. Possibly making a collegiate league as a side league.

    Like I said I think Heroes of the Dorm influenced a lot.

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