I am giving a talk at a big conference and I am very nervous. But I think everything is ready to go.
You know what they say about public speaking: if you feel nervous, just picture everyone in the audience naked, covered in blood, eyes rolled all the way back into their skulls, and chanting HE COMES HE COMES
I am giving a talk at a big conference and I am very nervous. But I think everything is ready to go.
You know what they say about public speaking: if you feel nervous, just picture everyone in the audience naked, covered in blood, eyes rolled all the way back into their skulls, and chanting HE COMES HE COMES
I am giving a talk at a big conference and I am very nervous. But I think everything is ready to go.
You know what they say about public speaking: if you feel nervous, just picture everyone in the audience naked, covered in blood, eyes rolled all the way back into their skulls, and chanting HE COMES HE COMES
Their heads wrenched back, their necks spasming as thick black smoke rises from their mouths. Occasionally, one tugs at a cheek or ear, and the flesh peels off effortlessly.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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I was thinking maybe I would screech inaudibly for 10 minutes and maybe poop a little for five.
That sounds like modern pop music.
You know what they say about public speaking: if you feel nervous, just picture everyone in the audience naked, covered in blood, eyes rolled all the way back into their skulls, and chanting HE COMES HE COMES
somebody take me home
and buy me a pretzel
Dang that does sound good.
I know, getting warned is the worst.
"...under the albino!"
"... Why didn't you list that as part of our assets?"
Are you Ted Cruz?
Sorry, that was uncalled for.
warm, soft pretzel, glistening with drawn butter, spangled with sea salt
ghbglbgbgdbgdjsgbjsmmpphhh
It's alright. Would anybody like a peanut?
How about more deets:
And for the Americans among us:
Their heads wrenched back, their necks spasming as thick black smoke rises from their mouths. Occasionally, one tugs at a cheek or ear, and the flesh peels off effortlessly.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I guess that makes sense.
that almost seems too stereotypical
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Should I smuggle a big bottle of ketchup into the nurse's room?
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Yaaaay
As a particularly cruel blast of wind covered Valley Forge, Lafayette felt the need to snuggle up to his Commander for warmth
It's sort of interesting
I guess I should buy and play it.
are you a hentai?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
what the hell, quebec
That uh forbidden cucumber.
Also love how none of the US has "big dicks."
nah, they'll probably have some in the staff lounge
I don't see any searches for step-whatever.