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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I feel like a non-killing batman should also not beat people into mashed potatoes like he does in the films.

    Like probably some of those dudes died 30 days later in the ICU ward.

    You just have to accept in the action universe people can be cartoonishly knocked unconscious with no repercussions. You know, like what Roger Goodell believes.

    TELL THE TRUTH

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    @twilightbros

    Also, the game of twilight struggle I played last night was the most demoralizing thing that's happened to me in a long time. I was the US (my roomie strongly prefers Soviets and I typically let em have it). I had the worst early war conceivable, and especially the worst opening turn I've ever seen. Her opening hand point values were off the map. She rolled high on coups in Italy and Iran; I rolled low. She resolved Suez crisis and ejected me from the middle East in advance of a second turn Middle East scoring where I didn't even have presence. She had Marshall Plan with UN Intervention; I had to resolve her events. She successfully resolved Blockade because my hand was just too bad to have a 3 pointer to pitch. At the end of the second turn I had at least managed to tie Europe, but she was dominating the Middle East (still no presence for me), was in position to control (!) Asia and she was absolutely crushing me on points. Going to the mid war she had literally every country in Southeast Asia.

    I battled on for a while out of duty, doing my best to shore up the mid war and gradually turn things around, but eventually conceded in disgust after some especially bad insult-to-injury moments (headline coup in Argentina: rolls 1 no effect; her 1st action coup in Brazil: rolls 5, takes control; my counter coup in Brazil: rolls 2, falls 1 point short of re-controlling Brazil; her 2nd action plays South America scoring with domination off of Argentina and Chile as against my not-Brazil and Venezuela). At that point I was in full on tilt spiral and shortly thereafter committed suicide by playing Lone Gunman with Defcon at 2.

    Ragin'

    MrMister on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I feel like a non-killing batman should also not beat people into mashed potatoes like he does in the films.

    Like probably some of those dudes died 30 days later in the ICU ward.

    You just have to accept in the action universe people can be cartoonishly knocked unconscious with no repercussions. You know, like what Roger Goodell believes.

    Ray rice or CTE reference

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Tim Burton's Batman lit a guy on fire in Batman Returns.

    The Batman Returns movie had tie in Happy Meal toys. Those were different times.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    No one else is upset that the God of thunder, that lives in a palace with a rainbow bridge is somehow poorer than Bruce Wayne? I am writing an angry letter right now

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Ludious wrote: »
    No one else is upset that the God of thunder, that lives in a palace with a rainbow bridge is somehow poorer than Bruce Wayne? I am writing an angry letter right now

    he was tenderizing meat

    wait no im wrong

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I feel like a non-killing batman should also not beat people into mashed potatoes like he does in the films.

    Like probably some of those dudes died 30 days later in the ICU ward.

    nqnor2uz50zu.jpg
    The next day: NSFAnyone Do Not Click

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Never heard of the search term Female Friendly before.

    More tender kissing and attentive love making, less bondage and spanking, I imagine.

    NNnnnnnnnoooottttt exactly

    So most places use videos that female-identified users like for female friendly stuff.

    It turns out women aren't into what people think (or, female-identified users, since there is no real control over who checks that box).
    pornhub-men-women-top-categories3.pngpornhub-men-women-top-categories-relative_2.png

    Women are ~75-100% more likely to search for threesome, rough sex, double penetration, hardcore, gangbang, or bondage than men are.

    searching for "sex" on pornhub, boy, that'll narrow it down

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    It's an honorary title, like Queen of England.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I figure that Gotham's disability roll is a huge burden on the city's finances.

    The batman broke my back fund.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I feel like a non-killing batman should also not beat people into mashed potatoes like he does in the films.

    Like probably some of those dudes died 30 days later in the ICU ward.

    nqnor2uz50zu.jpg
    The next day: NSFAnyone Do Not Click

    Whoa what a mean guy!

    Does batman not know about rehabilitation.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Does batman not know about rehabilitation.

    To be fair, Tweedle Dee murdered a dozen kidnapped women a page earlier.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Does batman not know about rehabilitation.

    To be fair, Tweedle Dee murdered a dozen kidnapped women a page earlier.

    Allegedly.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Also, the game of twilight struggle I played last night was the most demoralizing thing that's happened to me in a long time. I was the US (my roomie strongly prefers Soviets and I typically let em have it). I had the worst early war conceivable, and especially the worst opening turn I've ever seen. Her opening hand point values were off the map. She rolled high on coups in Italy and Iran; I rolled low. She resolved Suez crisis and ejected me from the middle East in advance of a second turn Middle East scoring where I didn't even have presence. She had Marshall Plan with UN Intervention; I had to resolve her events. She successfully resolved Blockade because my hand was just too bad to have a 3 pointer to pitch. At the end of the second turn I had at least managed to tie Europe, but she was dominating the Middle East (still no presence for me), was in position to control (!) Asia and she was absolutely crushing me on points. Going to the mid war she had literally every country in Southeast Asia.

    I battled on for a while out of duty, doing my best to shore up the mid war and gradually turn things around, but eventually conceded in disgust after some especially bad insult-to-injury moments (headline coup in Argentina: rolls 1 no effect; her 1st action coup in Brazil: rolls 5, takes control; my counter coup in Brazil: rolls 2, falls 1 point short of re-controlling Brazil; her 2nd action plays South America scoring with domination off of Argentina and Chile as against my not-Brazil and Venezuela). At that point I was in full on tilt spiral and shortly thereafter committed suicide by playing Lone Gunman with Defcon at 2.

    Ragin'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5Pvrz3ssE

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I feel like a non-killing batman should also not beat people into mashed potatoes like he does in the films.

    Like probably some of those dudes died 30 days later in the ICU ward.

    nqnor2uz50zu.jpg
    The next day: NSFAnyone Do Not Click

    Yep that's basically what it's like

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    @twilightbros

    Also, the game of twilight struggle I played last night was the most demoralizing thing that's happened to me in a long time. I was the US (my roomie strongly prefers Soviets and I typically let em have it). I had the worst early war conceivable, and especially the worst opening turn I've ever seen. Her opening hand point values were off the map. She rolled high on coups in Italy and Iran; I rolled low. She resolved Suez crisis and ejected me from the middle East in advance of a second turn Middle East scoring where I didn't even have presence. She had Marshall Plan with UN Intervention; I had to resolve her events. She successfully resolved Blockade because my hand was just too bad to have a 3 pointer to pitch. At the end of the second turn I had at least managed to tie Europe, but she was dominating the Middle East (still no presence for me), was in position to control (!) Asia and she was absolutely crushing me on points. Going to the mid war she had literally every country in Southeast Asia.

    I battled on for a while out of duty, doing my best to shore up the mid war and gradually turn things around, but eventually conceded in disgust after some especially bad insult-to-injury moments (headline coup in Argentina: rolls 1 no effect; her 1st action coup in Brazil: rolls 5, takes control; my counter coup in Brazil: rolls 2, falls 1 point short of re-controlling Brazil; her 2nd action plays South America scoring with domination off of Argentina and Chile as against my not-Brazil and Venezuela). At that point I was in full on tilt spiral and shortly thereafter committed suicide by playing Lone Gunman with Defcon at 2.

    Ragin'

    I've had comically bad starts like that. All 1-2 cards and they have all the good 4s. Horrifyingly bad rolls.

    But one time I came back and won.

    Never felt better!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    We should play sometime on chantry or my tabletop mod. @MrMister

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    ughhh

    my back is sore

    and my head is sore

    and im getting home late

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    hmmmm it has taken until episode 11 of daredevil but now i guess i see the appeal

    very very slow burn

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    We should play sometime on chantry or my tabletop mod. @MrMister

    YES

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    No one else is upset that the God of thunder, that lives in a palace with a rainbow bridge is somehow poorer than Bruce Wayne? I am writing an angry letter right now

    Thor isn't a poor, he lives in a castle and is a prince. If anything he's got more money than Batman does.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmm it has taken until episode 11 of daredevil but now i guess i see the appeal

    very very slow burn

    Is the appeal Matt Murdoch's abs

    Also his face with the stubble and the glasses and the lawyer outfit

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmm it has taken until episode 11 of daredevil but now i guess i see the appeal

    very very slow burn

    Is the appeal Matt Murdoch's abs

    Also his face with the stubble and the glasses and the lawyer outfit

    i think it was college aged murdock which is weird because normally i go for stubble

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    @twilightbros

    Also, the game of twilight struggle I played last night was the most demoralizing thing that's happened to me in a long time. I was the US (my roomie strongly prefers Soviets and I typically let em have it). I had the worst early war conceivable, and especially the worst opening turn I've ever seen. Her opening hand point values were off the map. She rolled high on coups in Italy and Iran; I rolled low. She resolved Suez crisis and ejected me from the middle East in advance of a second turn Middle East scoring where I didn't even have presence. She had Marshall Plan with UN Intervention; I had to resolve her events. She successfully resolved Blockade because my hand was just too bad to have a 3 pointer to pitch. At the end of the second turn I had at least managed to tie Europe, but she was dominating the Middle East (still no presence for me), was in position to control (!) Asia and she was absolutely crushing me on points. Going to the mid war she had literally every country in Southeast Asia.

    I battled on for a while out of duty, doing my best to shore up the mid war and gradually turn things around, but eventually conceded in disgust after some especially bad insult-to-injury moments (headline coup in Argentina: rolls 1 no effect; her 1st action coup in Brazil: rolls 5, takes control; my counter coup in Brazil: rolls 2, falls 1 point short of re-controlling Brazil; her 2nd action plays South America scoring with domination off of Argentina and Chile as against my not-Brazil and Venezuela). At that point I was in full on tilt spiral and shortly thereafter committed suicide by playing Lone Gunman with Defcon at 2.

    Ragin'

    I've had comically bad starts like that. All 1-2 cards and they have all the good 4s. Horrifyingly bad rolls.

    But one time I came back and won.

    Never felt better!

    Oh god, it does not help that the last time before that she also had a comically good start. She got so far ahead out of the gate that at one point in the mid war I actually had to boycott the Olympics because she was at +18 and would just win if she got the roll (let me tell you, boycotting the olympics FeelsBadMan). BUT: I was patient, and crafty, and played extremely well, and by the late war I had turned the map around and dominated every region outside the middle east AND cut the point lead in half.

    Then, wargames.

    I cannot even tell you.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    The problem with Thor is that he's always losing his liquid assets.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one wins at monopoly.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one wins at monopoly.
    No, I think Hasbro won.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one has; winning requires you to play the whole game through, a phenomenon which has never happened.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one wins at monopoly.

    The monopoly man does.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.
    Better study up then, get some strategy guides, get some good practice in. Soon you'll be the master of Monopoly.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Coinage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one wins at monopoly.
    No, I think Hasbro won.

    Holy crap, they even made Firefly Monopoly.
    http://usaopoly.com/games/monopoly
    There's nothing left to Monopolize.

    emnmnme on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    monopoly is like if rule 34 was a monopoly thing and not a porn thing

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I have used the hat piece for other games though. I don't like monopoly, but the hat is pretty good.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    One time puppies spent like an hour trying to convince me that torture is heinous and not as much of an unsettled issue as I thought

    I wasn't convinced at first, but being lectured about it was a form of torture so inhumane that I've come around

    Chu's campaign to pin things on me continues

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Boardgames are fun.

    Except monopoly, I have never won at monopoly.

    No one has; winning requires you to play the whole game through, a phenomenon which has never happened.
    Only because people are too stupid to play by the actual rules. Wake up sheeple, your house rules are a lie!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    HE'S OUT TO GET ME. You gotta stop listening to that guy!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I just shaved. I think I look better with my beard.

    Woe unto me.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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