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I would do anything for [Love], but I won't do that

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    dammit!

    I knew I forgot something at the food store,

    There's a new magnum flavour out down here, chocolate toffee.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Soon the shame of my non-Britishness will be relegated to the archives

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Jesus is it 99 already
    Did we all fall in love yet?

    No?

    This thread is bullshit

    I never promised anything!

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Freezer has been left open all night. My precious Oreo ice cream things! This is what happens when you betray magnums.

    SolarSnicketysnicktynicDarth WaiterTofystedethKadith
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    Seems you can get magnums on amazon in 12-packs ($3.66+ per bar). Kinda expensive but maybe worth it for a try?

    And they in fact do ship with a way to not have them show up completely melted (foam cooler with dry ice).

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Love thread! I bought magnums! Chocolate toffee and the "Americana chocolate peanut butter".

    I also bought the four new artisan chocolate flavours from our big chocolate company down here. Yes. I'm a sucker for marketing.

    AngelinaVeldrintynicXaquinchromdom
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Page 99.

    Soon, the old love thread will burn away leaving behind softly smoldering ashes. (Like my love life!) And like a pheonix, from those ashes a new, probably more british love thread will poke it's little head out, all doe-eyed and wrinkly because it hasn't fully developed feathers yet (... like my love life?) And will require constant attention and nourishment via regurgitation (definitely like my love life!)


    Then it will grow big and strong and the process will start again. Thus illustrating the futility of man's endeavors against the ever advancing flow of time that beats down and swallows up all that has been accomplished. Names, feats, monuments, empires and kings will all be lost to the annals of an ever stretching and unnecessary past. (Like my love life!)

    Heh heh heh annals

    Wait...

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    Xaquin
  • ArmorocArmoroc Registered User regular
    Was I.... born to love? I like the love :)

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Freezer has been left open all night. My precious Oreo ice cream things! This is what happens when you betray magnums.

    I would have killed your housemates by now.

    Such restraint.

    In love news, the better half is on her sister's hen do this weekend

    I've got a weekend to myself.

    Going to play a solid amount of computer games then sack off to the pub to watch the football. FA CUP final.

    It will be of course mad bantz

    AngelinaSolarInfidel
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Goodbye british love thread

    https://youtu.be/6_5O-nUiZ_0

    chromdom
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Freezer has been left open all night. My precious Oreo ice cream things! This is what happens when you betray magnums.

    I would have killed your housemates by now.

    Such restraint.

    In love news, the better half is on her sister's hen do this weekend

    I've got a weekend to myself.

    Going to play a solid amount of computer games then sack off to the pub to watch the football. FA CUP final.

    It will be of course mad bantz

    The other morning the freezer was open and the oven was on from the night before. So glad we don't pay utilities.

  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    99 Love thread pages!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

    (I love this song)


    PSN- AHermano
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Love thread, I saw this, and thought of you

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Nailed it

    HermanoDonovan Puppyfucker
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    i understood all of that!

    I feel so commonwealth!

    HermanoLiiyaSolarSnicketysnick
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Spoons curry club is alright but Spoons steak night is where you get your money's worth.

    Or you just smash the classic beer and burger combo.

    SolarAngelinaJunpei
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I have walked forever today and I've just had to walk past my place and keep going. Uni has a petting zoo today and I must hug some goats.

    tynicstimtokolosHermanoProlegomenaNijachromdomSolar
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Drinks postponed again, lads

    Darth Waiter
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Angelina wrote: »
    I have walked forever today and I've just had to walk past my place and keep going. Uni has a petting zoo today and I must hug some goats.

    I want a house with a yard big enough to keep goats. It is stupid expensive to have that anywhere I want to live in Sydney though.
    Goats are assholes. They're my spirit animal.

    stimtokolos on
    Blake T
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I have walked forever today and I've just had to walk past my place and keep going. Uni has a petting zoo today and I must hug some goats.

    I want a house with a yard big enough to keep goats. It is stupid expensive to have that anywhere I want to live in Sydney though.
    Goats are assholes. They're my spirit animal.

    All I'm seeing is "I want a house with a gigantic, lawn-less yard"

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I asked for 3 pieces of bacon and the work cafeteria lady gave me 4.

    Is... is this what love feels like?

    Desert LeviathanDarth WaiterXaquin
  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    All of my Goat encounters have given me total empathy for the medieval persons who determined that all of these animals must be avatars for the actual Devil.

    Petting Zoo goats are probably cool. I'll bet they've been given custom goat education to not behave so much like disgruntled hell-beasts while people are watching. No earthly power can stop their rectangular pupils from serving as windows to oblivion, though.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I asked for 3 pieces of bacon and the work cafeteria lady gave me 4.

    Is... is this what love feels like?

    for the bacon, yes

    edit: woah that sounds creepy, I mean the lady loves the bacon not that the bacon was mooning over you. it may be I don't know

    in retrospect it pretty much was a 100% failed post

    Magic Pink on
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    A tad too small to ride.

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    SnicketysnickOmnipotentBagelProlegomenaNijastimtokolosPlatyDarth Waiter
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Stim... I just now realized your avatar is a dude holding a pickaxe and not a skeleton with an afro, aka Brooks.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    Forget tiny horses and goats, I wanna hang with those sheeps.

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    Forget tiny horses and goats, I wanna hang with those sheeps.

    You have an hour to get here. Run!

    OmnipotentBagel
  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Stim... I just now realized your avatar is a dude holding a pickaxe and not a skeleton with an afro, aka Brooks.

    It is part of the Dwarf Fortress animated intro.

    stimtokolos on
    BahamutZERO
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Reminds me of this adorable ad

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_c8aabw2Y

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
    Magic PinkAngelinaDarth Waiter
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    SO ICKLE AND FAT

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    since this is the horse place in Pocket Card jockey I have been naming my horses odd things like codeine high and Valium Knight

    pookaDarth Waiter
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    Magic PinktynicDarth Waiter
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.

    High five for January birthdays though.

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    AngelinachromdomPassionateLovieDarth Waitertemplewulf
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
    TofystedethJayKaosJuggernutDarth Waiter
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.

    Well, as a horse, it's probably delivered a fair number of Ultimate Falcon Kicks.

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    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.
    But then it would destroy the racetrack and the galaxy it lives in.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.

    High five for January birthdays though.

    Januarians all up ins

    PassionateLovieAngelinaTofystedethOmnipotentBagelGizzyDarth WaiterDonovan Puppyfucker
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    AngelinaProlegomenaMadEddy
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