According to MFP, I'm below 2000 calories for the day (goal is 3300 or so). I should probably just slam down a PB & J so I don't go into shock in the morning and feel sick.
Don't eat if you're not hungry.... =\ not sure if serious........
Drink water.
3,300 calories would make me put on weight doing very heavy weight lifting per day also...
But good work being below your goal!
If you're trying to lose weight, you absolutely need to be at a calorie deficit. It Is Known, and it's absolutely bedrock
But, Castle, if you start hitting 3000 calories -LEAN- and lift heavy erday plus cardio, the Swole Patrol will be sending you recruitment paperwork. I had to cram in 5000 calories a day for two months working with a former-coworker trainer, and I peeled body fat while gaining seven lbs of lean muscle.
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hm i dunno if the surgery fixed my shoulder problem
Hmm. What was the problem? Dont you normally have to rehab a bunch after surgery?
i dunno! i thought i re-tore the labrum, but when they went in, it wasn't torn
so they cleaned everything up and stuff but now that the pain from surgery is going away i am noticing the same pain from the same things as before, carrying stuff making it fatigued really quick/ache afterwards etc
sure hope it goes away doe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
hm i dunno if the surgery fixed my shoulder problem
Hmm. What was the problem? Dont you normally have to rehab a bunch after surgery?
i dunno! i thought i re-tore the labrum, but when they went in, it wasn't torn
so they cleaned everything up and stuff but now that the pain from surgery is going away i am noticing the same pain from the same things as before, carrying stuff making it fatigued really quick/ache afterwards etc
sure hope it goes away doe
ask your boy roger clemens how to deal with shoulder pain
AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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/r/cyberbooty, welcome to my subscription list
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Can someone come here and open a pickle jar for me?
credeiki cptrugged anyone else that is into nerdy rpg stories.
So, just wrapped up a short Vampire game. The pc's: Brujah, Nosferatu, Toreador, Tremere. They are hired by the Seneschal on behalf of the Prince to buy a thing at an auction. That simple. The Nos breaks into the auction house to steal it first. Does so, but stumbles on an Assamite doing the same thing. Nos fights the babby Assamite off and makes off with the prize. They go back to their base, and crack open the package, an ancient ass wooden box containing a super old barely preserved scroll. The Seneschal calls in the Toreador, and says that he wants the piece in two days. So they try to read the scroll and no dice. The Assamite finds them and takes the group of them to go meet her boss, a super old Assamite sorcerer (who was an old PC from a thematically linked Dark Ages game I ran once). Old Assamite is like "hey, lots of people are going to want this thing you best get rid of it. I'll take it off your hands for you." He seems genuinely kind of decent, and they're thinking about it. On their way back they are blindsided by a van full of Sabbat. The Brujah and Toreador are captured, Nos and Tremere get away. The Sabbat pack takes them to Old Tzimisce Koldunic Sorcerer who is super creepy, and monstrously hospitable (he offers them food, which is some poor mortal all tortured and terrified). He's like "hey, I want your thing, call your bros and get them to bring me the thing." So now the PCs are thinking everyone sucks but that the Assamite is the most decent and they are going to give him the text. So they tell the Camarilla powers that be that the Sabbat has the text, and that a rescue mission is warranted. They tell the Tzimisce that they will totally bring it to him. They go to the Assamite and they are like "we're going to play a game of lets you and him fight. If you make it there and can steal the scroll, it's yours." They get the fight started at the Tzimisce's mansion, and manage to survive the initial assault, and in the chaos they get away and give the Assamite the text. Upon which the Assamite drops Mask of 1k Faces and it's a Follower of Set who laughs maniacally and then disappears. Firs thing my players say after is "man, we got played." I was like "welcome to the world of vampire." Get busy playing or get played.
This reminds me of that Changeling game you DM'd.
That was a lot of fun.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
I have spent much of a long life in the observation of horses. I have reared them, broken them, trained them, ridden them, driven them in every form from the plow to four-in-hand. The result of these years of study is summed up in one sentence—I believe the horse to be part maniac and part idiot. Every horse at some time in his life develops into a homicidal maniac. I believe any man who trusts himself or his family to the power of a horse stronger than himself to be lacking in common sense and wholly devoid of ordinary prudence, writes a Kentuckian to Harper's Weekly. I have driven one commonplace horse every other day for six years over the same road and then had him go crazy and try to kill himself and me because a leaf fluttered down in front of him. I have known scores of horses, apparently trustworthy, apparently creatures of routine, go wild and insane over equally regular and recurring phenomena. No amount of observation can tell when the brute will break out. One mare took two generations of children to school over the same quiet road and then in her nineteenth year went crazy because a rooster crowed alongside the road. She killed two of the children. If any one can tell me of one good reason why man should trust a horse, I should be glad to know.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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Bad-ass characters who rise to the occasion and beat evil are very much present in GoT. There are plenty of opportunities to (metaphorically) clap your hands and raise your fists and say "fuck yeah! kick some ass!"
SPEAKING OF WHICH
(season opener spoilers)
FUCK YES BRIENNE
YAAAAAASSSSSSS
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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I almost killed @spool32 's brother at dinner last night. @delmain and @mazzyx were talking about butter. This, of course inevitably lead to the mention of Paula dean. I scoffed. Delmain said something to the effect of, "well she's who you need for copious amount of butter."
I said, " Yeah I guess, that or someone to boo in a reinactment of the emancipation proclamation.
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My mom just sent me a picture of my niece, my sister in law, my dad, and my grandmother all sitting around a table and playing some candyland-looking thing.
4 generations of misters! awwww
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My mom just sent me a picture of my niece, my sister in law, my dad, and my grandmother all sitting around a table and playing some candyland-looking thing.
4 generations of misters! awwww
That is awkward
fuck gendered marketing
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Hmm. What was the problem? Dont you normally have to rehab a bunch after surgery?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
If you're trying to lose weight, you absolutely need to be at a calorie deficit. It Is Known, and it's absolutely bedrock
But, Castle, if you start hitting 3000 calories -LEAN- and lift heavy erday plus cardio, the Swole Patrol will be sending you recruitment paperwork. I had to cram in 5000 calories a day for two months working with a former-coworker trainer, and I peeled body fat while gaining seven lbs of lean muscle.
i dunno! i thought i re-tore the labrum, but when they went in, it wasn't torn
so they cleaned everything up and stuff but now that the pain from surgery is going away i am noticing the same pain from the same things as before, carrying stuff making it fatigued really quick/ache afterwards etc
sure hope it goes away doe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
i've had this song stuck in my head nigh on two weeks now
Someone posted looney tunes and I came as fast as I could
ask your boy roger clemens how to deal with shoulder pain
/r/cyberbooty, welcome to my subscription list
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
the word "niche" alone
I'll be right over.
/r/fifthworld
despite it being a public holiday I have PhD work to do
later, chat! make some Anzac biscuits and watch Gallipoli!
Anyone but Jake, his shoulder's still fucked up. Prolly gonna hafta amputate in a day or two.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
This reminds me of that Changeling game you DM'd.
That was a lot of fun.
are they spicy
i like spicy pickles
No, just some dill pickles.
I don't need no man
Npcs are easy.
Are you picking shards of glass out from amongst the pickles
Or were you smart and just ran it under hot water for a bit
I have a pipewrench-looking thing that grabs on the lid and gives you hella leverage
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I think I can cam whore...
lemme try....
wait, shit... this photo is 1.6 megs...
or did you use BRUTE STRENGTH
SPEAKING OF WHICH
(season opener spoilers)
YAAAAAASSSSSSS
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
feminine wiles
I said, " Yeah I guess, that or someone to boo in a reinactment of the emancipation proclamation.
Spools brother laid his head down on the table.
https://youtu.be/eluhOBMI4qE?t=53
I seduced the jar
4 generations of misters! awwww
Upload it to imgur. Get the url. add l right before .jpg
So if the image was aXZg.jpg. You'd change the url to aXZgl.jpg
It creates a web safe large thumbnail
photoshop or this https://pixlr.com/
Animated or non-animated?
Non-animated is easy. Upload to imgur, then get the direct image link. Whatever the filename is, add a lower-case L to the end. So if it's http://i.imgur.com/1234ABCD.jpg, then link it as http://i.imgur.com/1234ABCDl.jpg.
If it's animated, that's a little trickier, but give http://ezgif.com/optimize at try.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That is awkward
Upload to imgur
change path to "filename"l.jpg
Cannot decide based on the dashcam if I blame the bus driver or not.