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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    WoD games are wads of fun.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    if norway is so great then why did my great grandparents leave and come to America in the early 40s

    checkmate europeans

    override367 on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Feeding the tiny human is complete.

    Mojo returns to its slumber.

    May sleep find you fast. The tiny human will need to be fed soon

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    if norway is so great then why did my great grandparents leave and come to America in the 40s

    checkmate europeans

    crippling poverty

    joke's on them though, right after that Norway found oil and became rich and most of that wealth is owned by the state and invested in the public good in various ways

    unlike in denmark where it belongs to a private corporation grumble

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I just played Dark Souls 2 for like 2 hours, a lot of which was spent in the black gulch. Uuuuugh.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    if norway is so great then why did my great grandparents leave and come to America in the early 40s

    checkmate europeans

    Yeah, and if Europe is so great then why did my esteemed ancestor John "Immigrant" a.k.a. "Grub" leave for the colonies.

    Musta been too classy for Europe.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    if norway is so great then why did my great grandparents leave and come to America in the 40s

    checkmate europeans

    crippling poverty

    joke's on them though, right after that Norway found oil and became rich and most of that wealth is owned by the state and invested in the public good in various ways

    unlike in denmark where it belongs to a private corporation grumble

    but if my great great grandparents hadn't come over, i wouldn't have existed though

    And the universe would never have existed

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I've always wanted to play a Vampire or Hunter game but the majority of the house players disliked it because it was "too easy to cheese out a character".

    And then they'd make min maxed wildmages in AD&D and the cheesed spiked chain fighter in 3.5

    Minmaxers are the worst

    tbf they weren't all minmaxers.

    but the objection to a particular system being easier to cheese while willfully ignoring the flaws with their preferred system was silly

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    OTHER IMPORTANT ROLEPLAYINGS NEWS:

    Shadowrun: Anarchy is an upcoming rules-light, narrative-influenced version of Shadowrun, in the works from the current Shadowrun devs. I imagine this probably has something to do with it being such a beloved setting whose crufty, cargo-cult 80's rules are a bigger and bigger turnoff to newcomers as time goes on (particularly newcomers introduced to the world by the Shadowrun Returns games, which do a pleasingly streamlined tacticool take on the material). Interestingly, Anarchy is supposed to be compatible with the base Shadowrun 5E rules and character creation.

    Is this even possible? I dunno. I want it to work, though! Lots of people are like JUST RUN IT IN (FATE/GURPS/H.E.R.O/POWERED BY THE APOCALYPSE/PATHFINDER (no)/etc) according to ideological preferences but I'm not really big on generic systems because task resolution mechanics are to me almost the least important part of a game; what gives an RPG a flavor is not just what it chooses to include but what it chooses to omit, and the weight placed on each individual element, and generic systems of necessity can't really get into design at that level.

    I want a game that plays to the cool, interesting parts of Shadowrun's setting - legwork and heist planning, tactical combat (to a sane degree), and gear-porny greedhead acquisitiveness ("I gotta have that new Panther XL assault cannon!") - without getting bogged down in the fucking insane minutiae of doing calculus to figure out how much damage a grenade does in an enclused space.

    @Arch @Rear Admiral Choco @jakobagger etc etc

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abd I want a translation for that menstruation one night stand video
    alright

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vap6Ui3hBhE

    "H-hi"

    "Hi"

    "Just... [cuddling, caressing] a little with you"

    "Fuck, what's the time?"
    On phone: "Hey you I overslept a little. Yeah, I know. I'm at..."

    "Eh, Kongsvingergata 7"

    "...Kongsvingergata 7. Yeah. Yeah. No it isn't so far away, no. Okay bye."

    "Fuck. Sorry, but I'm supposed to be at a baptism."

    "but do you have to leave right away, maybe we can eat some breakfast, or"

    "have you seen anything of my shoes?"
    "Hey I don't mean to rush out like this"
    "Er, ehm, actually, er"
    "Call me"
    "Yes. But, you! Ehm... errr.... I th- I think maybe I got my period tonight. Ehhhmm..."
    "It's totally fine, by me"
    "yeah, it's fine, I just, er"
    "I don't have the time, I have to..."
    "Okay but"

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I wonder if I should wait to get Dark Souls 3 until they announce whatever complete super upgraded edition they do this time. Or are they not going to do that? (I bet they're gonna do that)

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    if norway is so great then why did my great grandparents leave and come to America in the early 40s

    checkmate europeans

    wait, 1940s?

    I dunno, your ancestors heard about emigration but then spent like two generations dawdling?

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Why are the Scandinaviana awake? Has the sun already stopped setting for you?

    the scandinavian forumers are all very bad at 'reasonable' bed times

    also it's a public holiday tomorrow because of jesus and even if it wasn't I am currently quite unemployed

    cinco de mayo is a jesus holiday in denmark?

    jesus popped back up to heaven tomorrow

    Semantic anomaly detected

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Why are the Scandinaviana awake? Has the sun already stopped setting for you?

    the scandinavian forumers are all very bad at 'reasonable' bed times

    also it's a public holiday tomorrow because of jesus and even if it wasn't I am currently quite unemployed

    cinco de mayo is a jesus holiday in denmark?

    jesus popped back up to heaven tomorrow

    Semantic anomaly detected

    your language is insufficient, okay

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Ronya, I am reading a fantasy economics novel. It is quite good but I would imagine you would hate it for being too basic and misrepresenting how such systems would really operate and be gamed

    is it the dagger and coin series

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Why are the Scandinaviana awake? Has the sun already stopped setting for you?

    the scandinavian forumers are all very bad at 'reasonable' bed times

    also it's a public holiday tomorrow because of jesus and even if it wasn't I am currently quite unemployed

    cinco de mayo is a jesus holiday in denmark?

    jesus popped back up to heaven tomorrow

    Semantic anomaly detected

    your language is insufficient, okay

    Is it though?

    Plus, Kristi Himmelfart is a funny name

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thank heaven for the death of the mayo thread

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the rest of the one night stand episodes are excellent

    quick summary:

    "You only ate sushi, right? It's kind cough important for me to cough know if you cough ate any cough nuts"
    "I don't want cough to make a big deal out cough of it but I have a little cough huge nut allergy" [collapses]

    also, first time, portapotty, rowdy friends

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    There is a church right outside my neighborhood that always has mind numbingly obnoxious signs.

    right now it is

    "God wants full custody, not just weekends!"

    Well then maybe he should be a better father

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Why are the Scandinaviana awake? Has the sun already stopped setting for you?

    the scandinavian forumers are all very bad at 'reasonable' bed times

    also it's a public holiday tomorrow because of jesus and even if it wasn't I am currently quite unemployed

    cinco de mayo is a jesus holiday in denmark?

    jesus popped back up to heaven tomorrow

    Semantic anomaly detected

    your language is insufficient, okay

    Is it though?

    Plus, Kristi Himmelfart is a funny name

    It is! It lacks the word all the time.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    On my dad's side I THINK my grandparents came to america when my dad was a baby.
    On my mom's side I have NO idea, but theyve been in america way longer. But they came from mostly austria I think. Or maybe asstria.

    @surrealitycheck I did it again I am on fire

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    There is a church right outside my neighborhood that always has mind numbingly obnoxious signs.

    right now it is

    "God wants full custody, not just weekends!"

    Well then maybe he should be a better father

    So if God had a divorce, whose the wife?

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Thank heaven for the death of the mayo thread

    It doesnt die, spool

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    my ancestors, as far back as records go which is the 1600s, didn't come from or to anywhere they mostly just stayed put

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    I'm revising two papers that I wrote yesterday.

    It is hilariously easy to tell which one I wrote before lunch and which after.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    @spool32

    this post is dedicated to you

    lUyVsaW.jpg

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my ancestors, as far back as records go which is the 1600s, didn't come from or to anywhere they mostly just stayed put

    My family comes from a bunch of different places in Denmark

    which means it's all still pretty close lol #tinycountries

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Neco why are you trying to refight the civil war


    don't you realize we've moved past this as a commuity?

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    There is a church right outside my neighborhood that always has mind numbingly obnoxious signs.

    right now it is

    "God wants full custody, not just weekends!"

    Well then maybe he should be a better father

    I think this may be the first time I've thought to myself "hey, maybe those shitty trailer signs with the neon lettering could be good for something"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my ancestors, as far back as records go which is the 1600s, didn't come from or to anywhere they mostly just stayed put

    My family comes from a bunch of different places in Denmark

    which means it's all still pretty close lol #tinycountries

    the two counties my family comes from are more or less the size of denmark together. Give or take.

    although my family are either from the south part of the northernmost one or the north part of the southernmost one

    Abdhyius on
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Neco why are you trying to refight the civil war


    don't you realize we've moved past this as a commuity?

    Which side are you on, spool? Team Batman Iron Man, or Team Superman, I guess? Cap?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Neco why are you trying to refight the civil war


    don't you realize we've moved past this as a commuity?

    court places blame for neco's remark on one spool32, by virtue of the felony murder statute

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    @spool32

    this post is dedicated to you

    lUyVsaW.jpg

    what is dead may never die

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I heard an amusing bit from my mom today, who is a native Korean speaker. With regards to a white Korean interpreter: "His Korean is sooooo good that he knows words that I don't even know!" :) I laughed, which is a resource that is in short supply for me nowadays.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Neco why are you trying to refight the civil war


    don't you realize we've moved past this as a commuity?

    Which side are you on, spool? Team Batman Iron Man, or Team Superman, I guess? Cap?

    It's a hard choice because I like patriotism but I also like money

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    My internet is down, damn my life.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I just made ramen, then drained the water and added two spoonfuls of mayo and the msg packet to sub the cheese

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    thanks @Elki

    I'm glad they have an open beta on all platforms, that will help me pick which platform I want

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    My internet is down, damn my life.

    you are already dead

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    OTHER IMPORTANT ROLEPLAYINGS NEWS:

    Shadowrun: Anarchy is an upcoming rules-light, narrative-influenced version of Shadowrun, in the works from the current Shadowrun devs. I imagine this probably has something to do with it being such a beloved setting whose crufty, cargo-cult 80's rules are a bigger and bigger turnoff to newcomers as time goes on (particularly newcomers introduced to the world by the Shadowrun Returns games, which do a pleasingly streamlined tacticool take on the material). Interestingly, Anarchy is supposed to be compatible with the base Shadowrun 5E rules and character creation.

    Is this even possible? I dunno. I want it to work, though! Lots of people are like JUST RUN IT IN (FATE/GURPS/H.E.R.O/POWERED BY THE APOCALYPSE/PATHFINDER (no)/etc) according to ideological preferences but I'm not really big on generic systems because task resolution mechanics are to me almost the least important part of a game; what gives an RPG a flavor is not just what it chooses to include but what it chooses to omit, and the weight placed on each individual element, and generic systems of necessity can't really get into design at that level.

    I want a game that plays to the cool, interesting parts of Shadowrun's setting - legwork and heist planning, tactical combat (to a sane degree), and gear-porny greedhead acquisitiveness ("I gotta have that new Panther XL assault cannon!") - without getting bogged down in the fucking insane minutiae of doing calculus to figure out how much damage a grenade does in an enclused space.

    Arch "Rear Admiral Choco" jakobagger etc etc

    When I GMed Shadowrun, I GMed it as a rules-light freeform system. I used the basic structure, attributes and skills represented by rolling [X]D6 with target numbers representing difficulty but I ignored most of the fiddliest rules.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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