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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Yup, that is exactly the follow up I need for that joke

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Looks like the BBC is getting into the game.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Well, you can just ask for one if you're in business class or higher, but on most airlines it will be considered a replacement for your in-flight meal.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What do you call a Spanish rice dish that looks like how it sounds?
    Onomatopaella

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I just invented a new word
    plagiarism

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Why are frogs so happy?
    They eat whatever bugs them!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I just invented a new word
    plagiarism

    [citation required]

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I just invented a new word
    plagiarism

    [citation required]

    Hmm, well, MLA has citation instructions for tweets, would forum posts be close enough to that?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I just invented a new word
    plagiarism

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Nine out of ten doctors recommend United Airlines

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    .

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    dude.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    This one took me a second:

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    What do you call a laptop that's been eaten by a sasquatch?
    Encrypted

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    See it's funny because
    Cryptid is a word that means "animal that doesn't exist"

    In cryptid

    Encrypted

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I just saw The Offspring live

    I feel like this is the best place to talk about that for some reason

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    they're a small medium at large

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I just saw The Offspring live

    I feel like this is the best place to talk about that for some reason

    Oh no

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Every Offspring song is a beautiful, unique tapestry of shouted lyrics over power chords

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I just saw The Offspring live

    I feel like this is the best place to talk about that for some reason

    I gather it was completely awesome!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I just made this up

    What do you call the global conspiracy to maximize fornication?
    The Illumi-naughty

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Today I was chatting with some coworkers, all of us in 18th century clothing, and someone asked if another's waistcoat was corduroy, and he said no.

    But then I thought of this joke, and after laughing to myself a bit first, added,
    "It's only an eighth roy."

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    True story:

    A friend asked another to show someone else his Prodigy imitation, meaning the band.

    I then offered to do a Compuserve imitation.


    It did not get the appreciation it deserved so I'm sharing it with you all.

    BLM - ACAB
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    I used Prodigy for like 3-4 years. That was my gateway drug to the internet.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I used Prodigy for like 3-4 years. That was my gateway drug to the internet.

    I hung out around the Sonic the Hedgehog boards primarily

    Ladies

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    The Geek wrote: »
    True story:

    A friend asked another to show someone else his Prodigy imitation, meaning the band.

    I then offered to do a Compuserve imitation.


    It did not get the appreciation it deserved so I'm sharing it with you all.

    I'm pretty sure it got the appreciation it deserved.

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Did you hear that Stephen Hawking has decided to take up a second career as a rapper?
    He's calling himself the Notorious PhD

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I used Prodigy for like 3-4 years. That was my gateway drug to the internet.

    I hung out around the Sonic the Hedgehog boards primarily

    Ladies

    The only board/community thing I remember hopping on was actually in AOL, ANTagonist. It wasn't that great, though.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    What long necked animal lives in space?

    A Zero G Raffe.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    There was this order of nuns, the Sisters of Mercy, in Australia, and they liked to take tea outside in the afternoons, and they noticed that the local koalas were starting to come over and investigate because they were curious about the smell.
    So they got the bright idea of taking some eucalyptus leaves and brewing tea out of it with big chunks of leaves and everything for them to eat.
    It went great, and they continued having tea with the animals, demonstrating that the koala tea of mercy is not strained.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    There's a significant difference in narrative structure between normal fiction and erotic fiction: erotic fiction has multiple climaxes.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    For a long time most nuns and monks would not associate with each other because of some archaic edict.
    But fortunately, they've since realised that that rule could not possibly be valid, because you can't have archaic and edict too.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    For a long time most nuns and monks would not associate with each other because of some archaic edict.
    But fortunately, they've since realised that that rule could not possibly be valid, because you can't have archaic and edict too.

    is there a word for when you're angry and aroused at the same time?

    I feel like German must have something for this

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Irriturgid.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Wütendschwanz

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Schadenhorny.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    one of my bosses keeps telling us dad jokes of the worst (best?) kind:

    why do birds fly south for the winter?
    it's too far to drive.

    what's a mummy's favorite type of music?
    wrap!

    what do you call a computer that can sing really well?
    A Dell

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    That last one...

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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