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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oldest examples come from carvings in bronze ware (mostly soup pots for soldiers) and “oracle bones” and they are mostly pictures of animals from what I can tell (read:I don’t know shit, do your own research.)

    Hah! Okay, that one was actually pretty good.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    You guys

    We did it

    After years and years of Miss America contestants wishing for it on national television, it's finally happened

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    OH GOD DAMMIT.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    OH GOD DAMMIT.

    Just give peas a chance.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    You guys

    We did it

    After years and years of Miss America contestants wishing for it on national television, it's finally happened

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    Those aren't whirled at all.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    OH GOD DAMMIT.

    Just give peas a chance.

    The vegetable world is all about peas and hominy.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    OH GOD DAMMIT.

    Just give peas a chance.

    The vegetable world is all about peas and hominy.

    Srsly, though, hominy is just corn with delusions of grandeur.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    OH GOD DAMMIT.

    Just give peas a chance.

    The vegetable world is all about peas and hominy.

    Srsly, though, hominy is just corn with delusions of grandeur.

    Lyes.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Peas be with you.

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    AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    And also wheat you.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I carrot even handle this

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    What a pickle we have gotten ourselves in.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I don't carrot all for this turn of events.
    Should we all turnip our noses at these vegetable puns?
    Lettuce join hands and turn away from this dark path, and celery-brate a bright new day.

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Peas stop.

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Yeah, corn we give it a rest already?

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hey everyone, I applied for a matching grant a while back and today I was finally approved!

    Check it out:
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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    BillyIdle wrote: »
    Yeah, corn we give it a rest already?

    Nuts.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    I can’t produce a better pun than those above.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Y’all artichoke on on these jokes.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    AlanF5 wrote: »
    And also wheat you.

    It's actually "and wheat your spearmint" now

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    :rotate:

    Bedlam on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Y’all artichoke on on these jokes.

    This one was really good.

    It's a real peach!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    And while you’re at it, I want all cats given fantastic pajamas as standard issue

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    Eventually some politician will be directly responsible for people dying due to a toxin in water and the scandal will be called Watergate, and I will finally reveal my true form and rain judgment and fire down upon this world

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    The same way we got turkeyburger and bisonburger and every other -burger even though the original hamburger comes from hamburg and burger was never a thing and people are just all around a bunch of weirdos

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    The same way we got turkeyburger and bisonburger and every other -burger even though the original hamburger comes from hamburg and burger was never a thing and people are just all around a bunch of weirdos

    Burg is a word on its own, so "burger" would be valid as a word, I think.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    Eventually some politician will be directly responsible for people dying due to a toxin in water and the scandal will be called Watergate, and I will finally reveal my true form and rain judgment and fire down upon this world

    Nah, the true form of -gate is when a damn's overflow gate is improperly managed/maintained and we get to see all the Watergategate coverage.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    The same way we got turkeyburger and bisonburger and every other -burger even though the original hamburger comes from hamburg and burger was never a thing and people are just all around a bunch of weirdos

    Burg is a word on its own, so "burger" would be valid as a word, I think.

    It is, but it means "a person from that burg."

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Polaritie wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    The same way we got turkeyburger and bisonburger and every other -burger even though the original hamburger comes from hamburg and burger was never a thing and people are just all around a bunch of weirdos

    Burg is a word on its own, so "burger" would be valid as a word, I think.

    It is, but it means "a person from that burg."

    So... Soylent burger is people?!

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Nothing burger. It's a burger made of

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    I don't think its stupid. I just think it shows how language and memetics evolve.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular

    Given that he's actually in the middle of a few drawn out scandals, that one's a bit on the nose.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    It's especially stupid because "Watergate" was the name of the hotel, I don't even know how that turned into a -gate suffix!

    I don't think its stupid. I just think it shows how language and memetics evolve.

    It can be two things.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    That’s funny, even if every scandal being tagged with the -Gate suffix makes me want to tear all my hair out and feed it to the first person who started doing it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9JgxhXW5w

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