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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    When an ulted Winston was leaping at my team in overwatch I may have said "fuckmonkey inbound" in panic.

    I ate an engineer
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    i bought so many sleep drugs

    i ain't gonna not sleep tonight

    hqdefault.jpg

    nono where is someone being eaten by their cats

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    sex robots are going to be the bomb

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My job won't be automated away because if it could I would have done it already because I hate work.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    When an ulted Winston was leaping at my team in overwatch I may have said "fuckmonkey inbound" in panic.

    did you leave the money on the dresser

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Important note:

    My lady's play finally had the throne constructed for the set and they had to name it

    She suggested...
    Henry David Thorone

    I hope it's not too big for the stage. You don't want the performers to feel walden

    Joke stolen godbless

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    actually now that I think about it

    if synds thing is basically replacing tier 1 style helpdesk

    well it basically only needs to do better than the shit you farm out of india, which is only like 75% success rate anyway even with humans

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    Oh fuck yeah I'm signing up for a robot body. Even if it means I work for Samsung for all eternity.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    sex robots are going to be the bomb

    especially once I upgrade to a plastique vagina

    Atomika on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonna doodle the Winston.



    i never drawed an ape.






    This is gonna look wonky!

    Whoa someones a huge racist...

    Well, yes.

    What, did you assume i wasn't one?

    Don't you know assumptions and an ass of u and mptions?

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    sex robots are going to be the bomb

    especially once I upgrade to a plastique vagina

    More like plastic explosive vagina.

    Bomb the patriarchy!

    I ate an engineer
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    My job won't be automated away because if it could I would have done it already because I hate work.

    This just means you aren't smart enough to automate it.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    Oh fuck yeah I'm signing up for a robot body. Even if it means I work for Samsung for all eternity.

    it's okay

    set the body on auto at work while in your brain you're just cruising the internets and playing vidja

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonna doodle the Winston.



    i never drawed an ape.






    This is gonna look wonky!

    Whoa someones a huge racist...

    Well, yes.

    What, did you assume i wasn't one?

    Don't you know assumptions and an ass of u and mptions?

    I guess I just assumed you weren't a horrible person.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    i bought so many sleep drugs

    i ain't gonna not sleep tonight

    hqdefault.jpg

    nono where is someone being eaten by their cats
    That was one possible ending
    CATS-COVER-MAN1.jpg

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My job won't be automated away because if it could I would have done it already because I hate work.

    This just means you aren't smart enough to automate it.

    I'm not even smart enough to get out of going to China, who am I kidding

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    sex robots are going to be the bomb

    especially once I upgrade to a plastique vagina

    More like plastic explosive vagina.

    Bomb the patriarchy!

    you're killing me, mils

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited May 2016
    Aioua wrote: »
    actually now that I think about it

    if synds thing is basically replacing tier 1 style helpdesk

    well it basically only needs to do better than the shit you farm out of india, which is only like 75% success rate anyway even with humans

    It is currently being used to execute everything from basic dumb "move someone's desk" nonsense to lift and ship data center migrations.

    So it's pretty versatile.


    edit: that said, the latter jobs require a lot more human touchpoints, and while the managed service fees deffo let us make money, the bread and butter are dumb work execution, vendor escorts, etc.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »

    hm kind of turned on

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    rlSj34Hl.jpg

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I probably need more ram

    here ya go

    Thanks hon, you're always looking out for me.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    Oh fuck yeah I'm signing up for a robot body. Even if it means I work for Samsung for all eternity.

    it's okay

    set the body on auto at work while in your brain you're just cruising the internets and playing vidja

    The perfect score.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    Oh fuck yeah I'm signing up for a robot body. Even if it means I work for Samsung for all eternity.

    A couple of days ago I had to write a blog post explaining why it would be great to be a cyborg because one of my alumni community members had mentioned that she just couldn't see the appeal

    smh

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    gooey wrote:
    TL DR wrote:
    I leave for the burn in 63 minutes and don't return to work until Wednesday

    let's gooooooo

    do you have a mad max car

    No but I'm borrowing this truck to haul our dance tent and generator and dome and 10' wide slip n slide

    sr8Og42l.jpg

    We're going to bump Still Fly when we roll into camp

    also I got this faux fur coat from Goodwill for like $25

    xmycy6Xl.jpg

    I'M READY
    I'M READY

    What are you giving away?

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    rlSj34Hl.jpg

    fair point

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonna doodle the Winston.



    i never drawed an ape.






    This is gonna look wonky!

    Whoa someones a huge racist...

    Well, yes.

    What, did you assume i wasn't one?

    Don't you know assumptions and an ass of u and mptions?

    I guess I just assumed you weren't a horrible person.

    i'm shocked, frankly.

    I have never been anything other than a horrible person, have I?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I want to die
    Zzzzzzzz

    poo
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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    IT and software developers will just keep moving up the complexity chain as they find ways to automate the more tedious parts of the job.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    birds ARE dinosaurs so Sauron there is on a noble endeavor

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    actually now that I think about it

    if synds thing is basically replacing tier 1 style helpdesk

    well it basically only needs to do better than the shit you farm out of india, which is only like 75% success rate anyway even with humans

    It is currently being used to execute everything from basic dumb "move someone's desk" nonsense to lift and ship data center migrations.

    So it's pretty versatile.


    edit: that said, the latter jobs require a lot more human touchpoints, and while the managed service fees deffo let us make money, the bread and butter are dumb work execution, vendor escorts, etc.

    right but like

    it's figuring out which tier 2 to assign these requests to, ya?

    "oh I think this is a move, give it to Facilities"

    "data center stuff give it to Lab Ops"

    "they wrote 'computer is slow' give it to Desktop those poor poor fuckers"

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    When I upgrade to my robot body, I plan to work for public security.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    There are a lot of stories in Warcraft that could make an awesome movie. They picked a boring one no one cares about for some reason.

    Gimme some Burning Legion Illidan shit, or just a straight up Arthas and the Lich King movie. Get Jaina and thrall as main characters, way more interesting than this origin crap.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I volunteer to be replaced by a robot

    my body, at least

    Oh fuck yeah I'm signing up for a robot body. Even if it means I work for Samsung for all eternity.

    A couple of days ago I had to write a blog post explaining why it would be great to be a cyborg because one of my alumni community members had mentioned that she just couldn't see the appeal

    smh

    God damn people, don't you want to live forever and see the heat death of the universe?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonna doodle the Winston.



    i never drawed an ape.






    This is gonna look wonky!

    Whoa someones a huge racist...

    Well, yes.

    What, did you assume i wasn't one?

    Don't you know assumptions and an ass of u and mptions?

    I guess I just assumed you weren't a horrible person.

    i'm shocked, frankly.

    I have never been anything other than a horrible person, have I?

    I don't know what is happening or where this is going but I am going to try to find a hose and put a stop to it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    @TL DR Have a fucking blast dude! I'm jelly!

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    "TL DR"

    What's a burn, actually?

    I think it involves a man

    Neco on
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i could make some pork chops tonight

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    @TL DR

    What's a burn, actually?

    I think it involves a man

    oh...

    Like in that documentary, the Wicker Man?

    Watch out for bees, TL DR

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