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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Ah I always accidentally conflate cyborg with brain-upload stuff, I guess because as our society moved from industrial to post-industrial we started favoring intellectual boosts instead of physical boosts

    No Eddy! Don't put points into INT! STR is the one true stat!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    "other website" eh credeiki

    *narrows eyes*

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    man fuck databases

    there is like a whole the princess and the pea amount of abstractions between me and the dang database I have to talk to

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i bought my xbone in what nov 2013? then i bought a new one just because in nov 2015 for the elite controller + faster/bigger harddrive

    yeah i'd buy a new xbox

    it's such a minor expense for all the hours of entertainment i get out of it.

    i got on a few dates and that's the cost of an xbox

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Isn't brining meat usually a process that takes like an hour, not overnight, for single-meal servings?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    alright, peace nerds

    back tuesday

    @TL DR dont forget to hydrate

    hydration is key

    also call your mother

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Ah I always accidentally conflate cyborg with brain-upload stuff, I guess because as our society moved from industrial to post-industrial we started favoring intellectual boosts instead of physical boosts

    No Eddy! Don't put points into INT! STR is the one true stat!

    I thought you were working on your CON.




    cause you fooled beasto heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    tip your waiters

    OnTheLastCastle on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I really hope this iterative model of xbox is BS cause really that is just the worst as far as consoles go.

    It's going to happen to both the playstation and xbox lines, and you know it.

    The iteration will play all the same games, slightly better.

    Then the next iteration better still.

    Then the next iteration will be able to play games the original xbox one cannot, but it will play all prior games, and its games can be played on the past two iterations of hardware.

    Thus there will be a perpetual 6 year console life cycle, that you can upgrade mid-generation at any time to get prettier shinies.

    not really all that different than the old way of a new console coming out that's backwards compat

    or the older way of a new console coming out and just obsoleting the old one

    as long as the time frame is reasonably long (6 years is fine that's like PC obsolete time frame ya?) im ok with it

    We have problems makes games run great on consoles now how do you think it will be for people who cant upgrade every other year though.

    Oh you have the Xbox 2016 well sorry Titanfall 3 was REALLY designed for xbox 2018

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
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    Aioua wrote: »
    actually now that I think about it

    if synds thing is basically replacing tier 1 style helpdesk

    well it basically only needs to do better than the shit you farm out of india, which is only like 75% success rate anyway even with humans

    It is currently being used to execute everything from basic dumb "move someone's desk" nonsense to lift and ship data center migrations.

    So it's pretty versatile.


    edit: that said, the latter jobs require a lot more human touchpoints, and while the managed service fees deffo let us make money, the bread and butter are dumb work execution, vendor escorts, etc.

    right but like

    it's figuring out which tier 2 to assign these requests to, ya?

    "oh I think this is a move, give it to Facilities"

    "data center stuff give it to Lab Ops"

    "they wrote 'computer is slow' give it to Desktop those poor poor fuckers"

    Without diving too deep into the business model here, which is every bit as valuable as the software IP (if not moreso), the goal is for there not to be departments filled with field services dudes/dudettes at the serviced company, so no we would not send it down to Lab Ops or facilities.

    aight

    I guess I don't get it then

    a computer algo can't move a desk

    if you're just contracting out tier 2 then tbh I think that's kind of shitty; that level of work is soul sucking. Not working for the company you work for is the worstworstworst thing

    And no we aren't building a 1099 army (yet), nor are we having algorithms move desks or boxes.

    There is a complex and bizarre business model that seems to print money for us, which is great.

    We haven't really tested scalability yet though, but we are very rapidly moving towards a massive increase in tickets and when that happens... who knows? Still not 100% sure how many people we will need to hire yet.

    If it is less than 10, I'll probably be on a boat next year.

    so who is moving the desks, then?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXgUO9wWvOw

    aight aight I'm poking too far behind the curtain


    you're first against the wall when my job gets replaced by computers, tho

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Ah I always accidentally conflate cyborg with brain-upload stuff, I guess because as our society moved from industrial to post-industrial we started favoring intellectual boosts instead of physical boosts

    No Eddy! Don't put points into INT! STR is the one true stat!

    I thought you were working on your CON.




    cause you fooled beasto heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    tip your waiters

    wut

    CON is Constitution isn't it

    not Charisma/Bluff

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    "other website" eh credeiki

    *narrows eyes*

    sorry, I have a longer-standing affiliation with those guys, like probably 8 years at this point. I do sometimes specifically say penny arcade forum.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    yes but it was a joke based on how the word sounds and it's meaning as just the

    god damnit, hakkes

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    *innocently blinks at Castle*

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    alright, peace nerds

    back tuesday

    Have fun

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Can I sign up for youtube red, then immediately cancel it and get the 3 months for 99cents deal thing? Or is this one of those "I have to wait until the third month" to cancel things?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man fuck databases

    there is like a whole the princess and the pea amount of abstractions between me and the dang database I have to talk to

    INSERT INTO sarksus (favorite_things) VALUES (my_dick);

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    RMS that is an excellent playlist

    Ottoman music + In Flanders Fields + Bioshock cover is pretty electic and good

    I know inter-genre covers are kind of played out but I love the good ones

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    Double monk strap shoes look like they were designed by Rob Liefeild. I don't get the appeal.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I really hope this iterative model of xbox is BS cause really that is just the worst as far as consoles go.

    It's going to happen to both the playstation and xbox lines, and you know it.

    The iteration will play all the same games, slightly better.

    Then the next iteration better still.

    Then the next iteration will be able to play games the original xbox one cannot, but it will play all prior games, and its games can be played on the past two iterations of hardware.

    Thus there will be a perpetual 6 year console life cycle, that you can upgrade mid-generation at any time to get prettier shinies.

    not really all that different than the old way of a new console coming out that's backwards compat

    or the older way of a new console coming out and just obsoleting the old one

    as long as the time frame is reasonably long (6 years is fine that's like PC obsolete time frame ya?) im ok with it

    We have problems makes games run great on consoles now how do you think it will be for people who cant upgrade every other year though.

    Oh you have the Xbox 2016 well sorry Titanfall 3 was REALLY designed for xbox 2018

    I haven't noticed an issue? but I admit that stuff like hi-res and fps is not something I really notice (maybe it's my semi poor and uncorrected eyesight idk)

    but yeah it will suck if new games come out that are basically unplayable on "older" versions of the system they are ostensibly designed for

    but if it's just faster loading times and more storage or whatevs sure go nuts

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    yes but it was a joke based on how the word sounds and it's meaning as just the

    god damnit, hakkes

    I told you, no points in INT! :rotate:

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    What should I use as background for my idling Overwatch character sprites. Hmmmmm.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    doom runs 60 fps and 1080p and is beautiful looking

    so that's neat

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    i could make some pork chops tonight

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    nah start brining them tonight and have them tomorrow

    i dunno how to brine, teach me

    3 cups water, 3 tbsp kosher/sea salt, 1 tbsp sugar, bay leaf, some whole peppercorns. You can also add other things for flavor: garlic, clove, fresh thyme or sage or rosemary, lemon or orange peel, etc etc. Boil it all together and then let cool to room temperature. Refrigerate at least for a few hours (I usually do it overnight but do it as late as possible to avoid the chops getting too salty) and then use your preferred cooking method. I like to heat them up to 130º in the oven and then sear in a cast iron pan up to 140º to get delicious maillard reaction goodness and also make a pan sauce with some red wine, butter, whatever fresh herb i used in the brine, and garlic.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    doom runs 60 fps and 1080p and is beautiful looking

    so that's neat

    Beasto wanted to play Uncharted 4 first but now he's not sure

    which should he play first chat

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Smurph wrote: »
    Double monk strap shoes look like they were designed by Rob Liefeild. I don't get the appeal.

    Not a big fan either because I absolutely love the texture/detail that laces give to oxfords

    Whereas monkstraps seem to emphasize the quality of leather along with small details like broguing and the buckles; as someone who regularly steps in sidewalk shit I can't give a damn

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    alright, peace nerds

    back tuesday

    tear it up, fam!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    doom runs 60 fps and 1080p and is beautiful looking

    so that's neat

    Beasto wanted to play Uncharted 4 first but now he's not sure

    which should he play first chat

    DOOM SO GOOD RIP N TEAR

    nightmare only get rekt

    i need to play all the uncharted games. but i also have LAST OF US which i've never played if i need to cry

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    doom runs 60 fps and 1080p and is beautiful looking

    so that's neat

    Beasto wanted to play Uncharted 4 first but now he's not sure

    which should he play first chat

    Undoomed

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    I really hope this iterative model of xbox is BS cause really that is just the worst as far as consoles go.

    It's going to happen to both the playstation and xbox lines, and you know it.

    The iteration will play all the same games, slightly better.

    Then the next iteration better still.

    Then the next iteration will be able to play games the original xbox one cannot, but it will play all prior games, and its games can be played on the past two iterations of hardware.

    Thus there will be a perpetual 6 year console life cycle, that you can upgrade mid-generation at any time to get prettier shinies.

    I am actually really looking forward to this as it has struck me in the past that the majority of a console's interesting/ambitious games come out later in its life as people get familiar with the tools and hardware

    You could not have had, for instance, GTAV in 2008 even though all the hardware needed to run it existed in 2008

    The games early on in a new console's lifespan, by contrast, tend to be more boring exercises in "look at all our polys and shaders"

    If iteration means ditching that shitty 2-year learning curve then I want MS and Sony to push all their chips in on it

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    i could make some pork chops tonight

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    nah start brining them tonight and have them tomorrow

    i dunno how to brine, teach me

    3 cups water, 3 tbsp kosher/sea salt, 1 tbsp sugar, bay leaf, some whole peppercorns. You can also add other things for flavor: garlic, clove, fresh thyme or sage or rosemary, lemon or orange peel, etc etc. Boil it all together and then let cool to room temperature. Refrigerate at least for a few hours (I usually do it overnight but do it as late as possible to avoid the chops getting too salty) and then use your preferred cooking method. I like to heat them up to 130º in the oven and then sear in a cast iron pan up to 140º to get delicious maillard reaction goodness and also make a pan sauce with some red wine, butter, whatever fresh herb i used in the brine, and garlic.

    BROWN SUGAR or regular

    cause i only have brown

    wtf is a whole peppercorn

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    doom runs 60 fps and 1080p and is beautiful looking

    so that's neat

    Not really though
    Xbox One regularly struggles to hit full 1080p, more often coming in around 1472x828 or lower.

    On Xbox One, performance isn't quite as robust but it still manages to feel great. During many of the larger battles, frame-rates tumble into the mid-50s with some dips all the way down into the 40s. Again, the general perception is that the experience is smooth, but the drops are more evident throughout.

    Like its totally playable but devs do have to make concessions but like what happens if I wanted to play doom on the 2 years ago xbone, 720p 30fps?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Ah I always accidentally conflate cyborg with brain-upload stuff, I guess because as our society moved from industrial to post-industrial we started favoring intellectual boosts instead of physical boosts

    No Eddy! Don't put points into INT! STR is the one true stat!

    In D&D I was going to make a science oriented cleric and then I remembered INT is a dump stat.

    Idiot who hates science it is.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Isn't brining meat usually a process that takes like an hour, not overnight, for single-meal servings?

    for a decently sized pork chop (1" thick) an hour is the minimum but really you want like 4 minimum. You can spike it with more salt (hypothetically) to hasten the process but why fuck around.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I want a new monitor what should I get?

    I'd go with the Komodo. It's bulky, but the size is worth it.

    I had a half chub before I realized you said komodo

    here, have a whole chub
    chub_3-1.jpg

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    i could make some pork chops tonight

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    nah start brining them tonight and have them tomorrow

    i dunno how to brine, teach me

    3 cups water, 3 tbsp kosher/sea salt, 1 tbsp sugar, bay leaf, some whole peppercorns. You can also add other things for flavor: garlic, clove, fresh thyme or sage or rosemary, lemon or orange peel, etc etc. Boil it all together and then let cool to room temperature. Refrigerate at least for a few hours (I usually do it overnight but do it as late as possible to avoid the chops getting too salty) and then use your preferred cooking method. I like to heat them up to 130º in the oven and then sear in a cast iron pan up to 140º to get delicious maillard reaction goodness and also make a pan sauce with some red wine, butter, whatever fresh herb i used in the brine, and garlic.

    BROWN SUGAR or regular

    cause i only have brown

    wtf is a whole peppercorn

    smdh

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Doesn't that mean we'll just basically have an even shorter console life cycle as new consoles with the same name come out

    Thus eliminating one of the things that makes consoles more pleasing than PCs

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    RMS that is an excellent playlist

    Ottoman music + In Flanders Fields + Bioshock cover is pretty electic and good

    I know inter-genre covers are kind of played out but I love the good ones

    I like the version of Three Ravens in a History of Britain, but it doesn't seem to have the same tune as earlier renditions. Alas.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Doesn't that mean we'll just basically have an even shorter console life cycle as new consoles with the same name come out

    Thus eliminating one of the things that makes consoles more pleasing than PCs

    exactly.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    consoles are more pleasing than pc because they work always, i have a couch and they play all my streaming apps instantly

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