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    zipidideezipididee Registered User regular
    Saw this topic had been bumped and was hoping for news on the John Oliver Sanitation Plant. Because that is a thing that needs to happen. C'mon Danbury, let's see some follow-through.

    *ching ching* Just my two cents
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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    zipididee wrote: »
    Saw this topic had been bumped and was hoping for news on the John Oliver Sanitation Plant. Because that is a thing that needs to happen. C'mon Danbury, let's see some follow-through.

    Pretty certain they're going to do it.

    https://patch.com/connecticut/danbury/john-oliver-wants-danbury-mayor-make-good-sewage-plant-joke

    "We are working very hard on it," Boughton said during a Facebook livestream Monday night, promising a "response video" in "a couple of days."

    "He has thrown down the gauntlet," Boughton told viewers. "Now, I have to do something to get these dollars"

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    “Hey, I gotta send some shit to the John.”

    “You mean a toilet or the sewage treatment plant?”

    “First one, then the other.”

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    John Oliver's Sewage Plant

    Add the possessive to imply he needs his own treatment plant

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    The Memorial aspect kept making me chuckle throughout the segment.

    I do so adore when he/his team picks a stupid fight for a good cause.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Does anyone know if the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward survived all the fires?

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    I feel like we would have heard a lot more jokes about a burning sensation if it hadn't?

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    GSM wrote: »
    I feel like we would have heard a lot more jokes about a burning sensation if it hadn't?

    I'd like to see wax Warren G Harding just suddenly appear in the background of a piece, sporting Russel Crowe's jockstrap.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I refuse to be alone in my anger over this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08F-Iy3zXI

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    Never once have I ever accepted that we just allow homeless people to suffer in America. Cody's right, we do it on purpose too.

    It's one of the greatest sins of this country.

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    daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    I refuse to be alone in my anger over this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08F-Iy3zXI

    That maxed out my rage quotient in the first five minutes and I had to stop watching it.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Never once have I ever accepted that we just allow homeless people to suffer in America. Cody's right, we do it on purpose too.

    It's one of the greatest sins of this country.

    I read a really good book recently - Utopia for realists, by Rutger Bregman (https://www.amazon.com/-/de/Utopia-Realists-Build-Ideal-World/dp/0316471917). In it he talks about poverty and universal basic income. He also cites alot of studies. Among them an experiment Utah did in the early 2000s - giving homeless people what they needed most. Housing. No questions asked, just give them a roof over the head. And all of a sudden the homeless crisis was solved in Utah - up until they ran into the housing market crash in 2008.

    America is rich enough to just end poverty in the country. It just choses not to do that.

    And Finland did something similar.

    https://www.pressenza.com/2020/07/finland-ends-homelessness-and-provides-shelter-for-all-in-need/

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    GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    The single biggest thing holding back universal housing (and other common good ideas) is that it requires people to accept that Capitolism is a flawed concept from the 19th century that simply hasn't held up well. Like, once you are homeless the simple fact is that it becomes borderline impossible without exterior assistance to get back on your feet; you have no mailing address, no way to make yourself presentable, protect yourself from the elements, store your belongings, have a contact address... you're basically screwed. So of course giving people housing is a net benefit. It doesn't have to be a white picket fence 4 bedroom condo, but basic housing is a net good for society.

    Good luck convincing third generation millionaires that though.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

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    GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    The thing is, a terrifying number of people don't see outgroups suffering as a problem, but rather a feature, and so whether we're talking SocDem style patches to minimize the impact of capitalism's flaws or alternative systems, they oppose it all.

    We could turn capitalism into the game the wealthy treat it as, through taxation and social programs, but people like to know other people, "lesser" people, have less.

    Those same people would be pursuing the same outcomes through soft power and invisible hierarchies if we had a system that didn't allow them to be overt.

    Homeless people are treated especially shitty because hey, at least you're not a crazy homeless person! You're not quite at the bottom, you have people to look down on too. And that feels good for a lot more people than we like to admit. Even if people think of it to themselves in a marginally more positive way, like "I worked hard and kept myself off the street" a certain resentment is waiting to erupt if suddenly the schizophrenic guy who begs on the corner has a house too.

    ...which all means our best hope for helping the homeless is to probably to convince people they will personally be better off if we help the homeless, i.e. with the reduced crime rate statistics and reminding them that they won't be bothered by them in public and whatnot. Though as we've seen before, it's harder than you would think to make someone give up the comfort of hate and disdain for more tangible personal benefits.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    Nah. This goes well beyond capitalism. Shit, one of the main groundings of it in the US context you would usually see cited would be religious.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    The flip side of this is Boomers (and elder GenXers) having grown up with "socialists" being The Enemy. I was 12 when the Berlin Wall fell; my dad was almost 40. That's a lot of programming to undo and for many it's just not gonna happen.

    Vyolynce on
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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    daveNYC wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I refuse to be alone in my anger over this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08F-Iy3zXI

    That maxed out my rage quotient in the first five minutes and I had to stop watching it.

    This popped up in my feed after getting my weekly dose of Cody, perhaps it will help:

    https://youtu.be/vWQAeFW5i0E

    Whatever the Danbury city council decides, it seems John has an open invitation to a Hat-Tricks game, where a man in a golden tuxedo will present him with a Nailed-It-audition-quality cake.

    Wasn't that wholesome and delightful?

    Are you refreshed and ready to give that Showdy one more go.. dee?
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    N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    Nah. This goes well beyond capitalism. Shit, one of the main groundings of it in the US context you would usually see cited would be religious.

    This. It isn't just Capitalism--it's Puritanical Capitalism. Whether we acknolwdge it or not, our entire society is imbued with the idea that poverty and homelessness must be because of a personal failing of that person. This is a direct result of how imbued the "Puritan Work Ethic" and the idea that doing right things will result in material blessings is as well. We scoff at prosperity gospel preachers (and hell, almost all of the very conservative and even fundamentalist Christians I grew up around would loudly condemn such overt application of Purtian ideas), but our entire social view of poverty, homelessness, and social welfare is the exact same ideology, just less overtly stated. And I don't think a broad recognition of the flaws of Capitalism in society is quite enough--we also need to name and directly confront the vicously Puritanical way we think about poverty, homelessness, and social welfare as concepts first. As long as "but what if they don't really need/deserve [X]" is the prevalent social thought, we aren't going to get very far.

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    Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    Even outside poverty as punishment, the wealthy have won the messaging war to the point where:

    Any funding to assist the less fortunate is going to primarily come from taxes of the middle class and working poor

    Because if we try to tax the wealthy they will either dodge it with accounting tricks, or somehow move and take away the jobs from the middle class and working poor.

    Until we can get elected officials that aren’t beholden to the wealthy to a level where we can honestly push for wealth redistribution you won’t see massive popular support for increasing social safety net spending

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Kamar wrote: »
    The thing is, a terrifying number of people don't see outgroups suffering as a problem, but rather a feature

    ...

    Even if people think of it to themselves in a marginally more positive way, like "I worked hard and kept myself off the street" a certain resentment is waiting to erupt if suddenly the schizophrenic guy who begs on the corner has a house too

    I believe, for many, what may present as bitterness toward the uplifted would come from a genuine, and understandable, feeling of betrayal; of being conned and lied to for basically their whole lives.

    Resentment is an externalization of negative feelings, but those feelings aren't necessarily rooted in entitlement, spite, or cruelty. Those that have built their idea of self worth around the ideal of financial achievement may have only done so because our society doesn't give us a lot of examples on how to see ourselves differently.

    If you raise the floor far enough, those achievements are reduced to participation ribbons; perhaps not in their own minds, but, they will fear, certainly in the minds of those they had hoped to impress. That's an existential crisis by any measure, and one I can imagine both parties being eager to avoid directly discussing for a number of reasons; some shared between them, and some that I wouldn't entirely disagree with.

    All that said: I am adamantly for universal housing.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    N1tSt4lker wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    Nah. This goes well beyond capitalism. Shit, one of the main groundings of it in the US context you would usually see cited would be religious.

    This. It isn't just Capitalism--it's Puritanical Capitalism. Whether we acknolwdge it or not, our entire society is imbued with the idea that poverty and homelessness must be because of a personal failing of that person. This is a direct result of how imbued the "Puritan Work Ethic" and the idea that doing right things will result in material blessings is as well. We scoff at prosperity gospel preachers (and hell, almost all of the very conservative and even fundamentalist Christians I grew up around would loudly condemn such overt application of Purtian ideas), but our entire social view of poverty, homelessness, and social welfare is the exact same ideology, just less overtly stated. And I don't think a broad recognition of the flaws of Capitalism in society is quite enough--we also need to name and directly confront the vicously Puritanical way we think about poverty, homelessness, and social welfare as concepts first. As long as "but what if they don't really need/deserve [X]" is the prevalent social thought, we aren't going to get very far.

    The interesting thing is, Nixon came actually pretty close to implementing UBI, but didn't get it through the senate I believe. And all that "poverty is a character flaw" mainly came about after Nixon. Bregman lays this out in his book, I don't remember all the details, though.

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    daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    N1tSt4lker wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    Nah. This goes well beyond capitalism. Shit, one of the main groundings of it in the US context you would usually see cited would be religious.

    This. It isn't just Capitalism--it's Puritanical Capitalism. Whether we acknolwdge it or not, our entire society is imbued with the idea that poverty and homelessness must be because of a personal failing of that person. This is a direct result of how imbued the "Puritan Work Ethic" and the idea that doing right things will result in material blessings is as well. We scoff at prosperity gospel preachers (and hell, almost all of the very conservative and even fundamentalist Christians I grew up around would loudly condemn such overt application of Purtian ideas), but our entire social view of poverty, homelessness, and social welfare is the exact same ideology, just less overtly stated. And I don't think a broad recognition of the flaws of Capitalism in society is quite enough--we also need to name and directly confront the vicously Puritanical way we think about poverty, homelessness, and social welfare as concepts first. As long as "but what if they don't really need/deserve [X]" is the prevalent social thought, we aren't going to get very far.

    The interesting thing is, Nixon came actually pretty close to implementing UBI, but didn't get it through the senate I believe. And all that "poverty is a character flaw" mainly came about after Nixon. Bregman lays this out in his book, I don't remember all the details, though.

    Read an article (accuracy unknown) on it that said that one of his advisors talked him out of supporting it.
    One man began to realize where all this was heading – to a future where money was considered a basic right. Martin Anderson was an advisor to the president and was vehemently opposed to the plan. A great admirer of the philosopher Ayn Rand, whose utopia revolved around the free market, the concept of a basic income ran counter to everything Anderson believed in: the smallest possible government and maximum individual responsibility.

    Any Rand, the best argument against immigration ever. God she was such a horrible person.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    daveNYC wrote: »
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    N1tSt4lker wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    It's more that it requires people to accept giving people shit for free. There's a lot of people with a knee-jerk negative reaction toward people getting free shit, especially in a systematic way from the government.

    Again, because people have been brought up with a skewed view of Capitalism; the idea that the only reason you don't succeed is because you didn't work hard enough.

    Nah. This goes well beyond capitalism. Shit, one of the main groundings of it in the US context you would usually see cited would be religious.

    This. It isn't just Capitalism--it's Puritanical Capitalism. Whether we acknolwdge it or not, our entire society is imbued with the idea that poverty and homelessness must be because of a personal failing of that person. This is a direct result of how imbued the "Puritan Work Ethic" and the idea that doing right things will result in material blessings is as well. We scoff at prosperity gospel preachers (and hell, almost all of the very conservative and even fundamentalist Christians I grew up around would loudly condemn such overt application of Purtian ideas), but our entire social view of poverty, homelessness, and social welfare is the exact same ideology, just less overtly stated. And I don't think a broad recognition of the flaws of Capitalism in society is quite enough--we also need to name and directly confront the vicously Puritanical way we think about poverty, homelessness, and social welfare as concepts first. As long as "but what if they don't really need/deserve [X]" is the prevalent social thought, we aren't going to get very far.

    The interesting thing is, Nixon came actually pretty close to implementing UBI, but didn't get it through the senate I believe. And all that "poverty is a character flaw" mainly came about after Nixon. Bregman lays this out in his book, I don't remember all the details, though.

    Read an article (accuracy unknown) on it that said that one of his advisors talked him out of supporting it.
    One man began to realize where all this was heading – to a future where money was considered a basic right. Martin Anderson was an advisor to the president and was vehemently opposed to the plan. A great admirer of the philosopher Ayn Rand, whose utopia revolved around the free market, the concept of a basic income ran counter to everything Anderson believed in: the smallest possible government and maximum individual responsibility.

    Any Rand, the best argument against immigration ever. God she was such a horrible person.

    That article is from the guy I was talking about (Rutger Bregman) and that quote is from the book as well.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
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    LorekLorek Registered User regular
    That's cool but at the same time, asking for physical presence in a pandemic isn't the greatest.

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    Lorek wrote: »
    That's cool but at the same time, asking for physical presence in a pandemic isn't the greatest.

    It should be manageable if they do a smallish outdoor ceremony with masks per CT law. Danbury is in pretty easy driving distance from New York.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    I hope he's boring as fuck, and can do a 30 minute piece on the minutia of trade policy, or election politics in some random foreign country, and not have to cover the scandal of the week.

    Cause that only happens if Trump is no longer President, and I'll take that trade.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Mychal Denzel Smith was on The Daily Show last night and holy shit. I think he may have broken my brain with how ridiculous he sounded.

    Not verbatim, but basically:
    "If Biden running on just winning, getting Trump out of office, and moving forward, then that's it. We're all doomed. There's not enough time to return to normal, and then move forward after that. We will be trapped in the delusion that we have done anything to address any problems. But if Trump wins, then there's going to immediately be a progressive revolution that will not only force Trump out of office before he can do anything, but that will also sweep in every progressive wet dream imaginable."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    Mychal Denzel Smith was on The Daily Show last night and holy shit. I think he may have broken my brain with how ridiculous he sounded.

    Not verbatim, but basically:
    "If Biden running on just winning, getting Trump out of office, and moving forward, then that's it. We're all doomed. There's not enough time to return to normal, and then move forward after that. We will be trapped in the delusion that we have done anything to address any problems. But if Trump wins, then there's going to immediately be a progressive revolution that will not only force Trump out of office before he can do anything, but that will also sweep in every progressive wet dream imaginable."

    Seen a lot of this dumb stuff on twitter. There are a lot of dumb people that want Trump in office like that will get us a better country and it hurts my brain.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    I get irrationally agitated by that particular brand of stupid.

    Current progressives can't even win democratic primaries.

    So some enormous hidden unactivated set of secret progressives are going to rise up and change society, but only if things get fashy enough.

    Or maybe seeing fascists is supposed to scare all the centrists to the left, and then they'll be revolutionaries (instead of just...voting?)

    Who knows, because it's all nonsense.

    It's barely better than QAnon.

    Kamar on
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    If they haven’t risen up and overthrown the government by now, they won’t be able to do it after November. The government still has a monopoly of force in the military and police.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    If they haven’t risen up and overthrown the government by now, they won’t be able to do it after November. The government still has a monopoly of force in the military and police.

    It's also a huge piece of privilege. Like currently with this admin, we have kids in cages, we have 200k dead, we have a burgeoning genocide with women getting hysterectomies against their will.

    It's already worst case.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    It’s up there with Russell Brand and his don’t vote because that lends legitimacy to whomever wins, even if you don’t like them.

    So by not voting you help them win by removing opposition and somehow make them less legitimate even though their opponents also get less votes under this galaxy brain idea

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    ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    Mychal Denzel Smith was on The Daily Show last night and holy shit. I think he may have broken my brain with how ridiculous he sounded.

    Not verbatim, but basically:
    "If Biden running on just winning, getting Trump out of office, and moving forward, then that's it. We're all doomed. There's not enough time to return to normal, and then move forward after that. We will be trapped in the delusion that we have done anything to address any problems. But if Trump wins, then there's going to immediately be a progressive revolution that will not only force Trump out of office before he can do anything, but that will also sweep in every progressive wet dream imaginable."
    "There's going to immediately be a progressive revolution" just invokes echoes of Reg Shoe in Terry Pratchett's Night Watch - convinced that there are hordes of revolutionaries who are biding their time waiting for exactly the right moment before rising up.

    Just take the hard boiled egg, Mychal.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    If they haven’t risen up and overthrown the government by now, they won’t be able to do it after November. The government still has a monopoly of force in the military and police.

    It's also a huge piece of privilege. Like currently with this admin, we have kids in cages, we have 200k dead, we have a burgeoning genocide with women getting hysterectomies against their will.

    It's already worst case.

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    In Trump's America, it can ALWAYS get worse.

    Jailing/disappearing of political opponents.

    Escalations in concentration camps.

    Rubber/pepper bullets become live bullets at protests.

    Further entrenchment of the Trumps into government (stick one or two on the Supreme Court, and see how fucked the country gets)

    There's so much breaking of norms and commission of crimes, but they can always do more.

    Side note. I miss Michael Clark Duncan.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The most obvious counterpoint is that Joe Biden easily won the Democratic primary.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    PiotyrPiotyr Power-Crazed Wizard SilmariaRegistered User regular
    Last Week Tonight was back on the air last night, discussing RBG and the Supreme Court, and what we can do about it after Trump/McConnell packs it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpfFuiZkcs

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