My wife linked me to an article from a lady who was getting mad at "recipes for avocado toast"
like it's just avocado on toast why do you need a recipe
and then said that if you put things in your avocado then it becomes guacamole on toast, and if you put a bunch of extra stuff on top of the avocado then it's no longer avocado toast
and like
this article was on a media outlet. Someone got paid to write this article about what is and is not avocado toast.
Everybody just chill about food for like a minute please
yeah well i think that once a banana starts spouting opinions it's no longer something i want to listen to!
My wife linked me to an article from a lady who was getting mad at "recipes for avocado toast"
like it's just avocado on toast why do you need a recipe
and then said that if you put things in your avocado then it becomes guacamole on toast, and if you put a bunch of extra stuff on top of the avocado then it's no longer avocado toast
and like
this article was on a media outlet. Someone got paid to write this article about what is and is not avocado toast.
Everybody just chill about food for like a minute please
yeah well i think that once a banana starts spouting opinions it's no longer something i want to listen to!
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That tracks.
Corn dogs are cornmeal burritos?
I sometimes wrap a hot doge in cheese, surround it in hamburger, then grill it. I don't know whether or not it's a sandwich, but it's damn good
Sandwiches shaped like dicks
No, they're more like flautas/taquitos
A slice of pizza eaten in the True Style is a sandwich
Jeez, racism
Wouldn't it be more of a sub because the piece is still conjoined and not two wholly separate slices of bread
Tacos are delicious, and potentially sandwiches.
Hmm, true
But in that case, maybe it's actually a hot dog?
http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com
Finally, someone's talking some sense here.
Don't you mean Hispanic Hot Dogs? Who's the racist, now?
As Hispanic means related to the Spanish language, DON'T YOU MEAN PERRO CALIENTE
It was a footlong wrapped in tortillas and deep fried. Then served on a bed of chili cheese fries..
I think there was sour cream involved
...Si?
Thanks Meatcat!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I mean... What the fuck is "water ice"
wwwwwwow
I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW
I want Wintergreen!
Unflavored for me!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
fuck this is on point.
The first one I generated, one of the items was
BUTTER - 18
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You cannot have "a panini".
Actually it is a separate thing
But that's not really why we are here, is it.
I'd like to see you stop me
I don't make the rules, son.
Oh my God, this is inspired. Thank you, Jeffe.
edit:
pan-seared acorn 16
clam & ramp 17
Best so far:
DISTRESSED FIG 16
GRAVLAX SPREAD 18
SALT & BISON 16
ORECCHIETTE WITH FREE-RANGE CHORIZO 11
HOMESPUN BOOZE EXTRACT 9
SHELL BEAN WITH RUBBED SARDINE & RICE 11
MASSAGED LIME WITH FENNEL & LATE-SUMMER OYSTER 18
MARROW 15
SUBLIMATED MONKFISH REDUCTION WITH LIFTED EGGPLANT 17
COUNTRY ANCHOVY BALLS WITH PEPPER CROQUETTES & BLISTERED WATERCRESS JAM 14
That's a good band name.
It's got nothing on Salt and Bison
I'd drink it.
"Calor", unless they were actually spicy, then caliente would be appropriate
Also I ate at the Founder's brewery yeaterday, had the Louis A Cornelius sandwich, holy shit it was dope
In Cuban Spanish, anyway.
Twitter account just for items not on plates at restaurants.
but they're listening to every word I say