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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    She was standing right in front of me for a while but
    It's the subway and it's the morning commute

    Uguuuu~

    Marry me

    Nope, too late. That was your shot. This is now the tragic story you will tell a Demi Moore stand-in when you offer her a million dollars for a night of what you optimistically call 'unbridled passion'.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the moose died on the spot

    which is the best outcome for the moose, since it would have taken some time to get someone up there to shoot it

    but the fact that nobody was injured beyond a few broken bones is almost hard to believe looking at the cars. Especially the sedan.

    So does the first car's driver take possession of the remains, or do they go to the second car which was likely the one to strike the killing blow? I'm not current on my norse property rights.

    They owe the Moose farmer restitution.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    She was standing right in front of me for a while but
    It's the subway and it's the morning commute

    Uguuuu~

    Marry me

    Nope, too late. That was your shot. This is now the tragic story you will tell a Demi Moore stand-in when you offer her a million dollars for a night of what you optimistically call 'unbridled passion'.

    To be fair, there probably won't actually be a bridle, so he won't be lying.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    porp and I had our 9 year recently

    idk what that is

    if 8 was salt maybe 9 is pepper
    copper butt plugs is 9?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    this game is stupid and I want it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OuKjxAvD6w

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    No one talks to people on the subway in the morning it is uncouth

    Slash I also don't talk to people in general

    poo
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    win10 aint so bad so far.

    I swear to god dx12 made hitman's bald head way shinier and balder.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    She was standing right in front of me for a while but
    It's the subway and it's the morning commute

    Uguuuu~

    Marry me

    Nope, too late. That was your shot. This is now the tragic story you will tell a Demi Moore stand-in when you offer her a million dollars for a night of what you optimistically call 'unbridled passion'.

    To be fair, there probably won't actually be a bridle, so he won't be lying.

    Yeah bridled passion is at least $1.5 million.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    HEY GUYS TODAY IS MY ANNIVERSARY TOOOOOOOOO



    oh



    aw shit :sad:

    I got you a cake!

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    HEY GUYS TODAY IS MY ANNIVERSARY TOOOOOOOOO



    oh



    aw shit :sad:

    I got you a cake!

    yesssss

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    this game is stupid and I want it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OuKjxAvD6w

    It's the Googly Eyes that do it for me

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    how is the moose
    getötet
    alt post: U3IfhuU.jpg?1

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    "Off-Grid" Parents Wants to Gofundme/Kickstart their Lifestyle
    NSFWish pics and video in the article, mom breastfeeding child who may be too old for it.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    "Off-Grid" Parents Wants to Gofundme/Kickstart their Lifestyle
    NSFWish pics and video in the article, mom breastfeeding child who may be too old for it.

    I dont like these people

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    "Off-Grid" Parents Wants to Gofundme/Kickstart their Lifestyle
    NSFWish pics and video in the article, mom breastfeeding child who may be too old for it.

    What the fuck

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    What an amazing pair of twats.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    No. You don't get to use the culmination of the grid to go off the grid.

    Especially when you're a creepy toddler breast feeder

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Why subject yourself to meaningless puff pieces designed to get you mad

    I saw the headline and photo and nope'd right by

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    it is weird using internet based crowdfunding to go "off grid" imo

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    the very next article after it on Slate
    Here’s Why Most Moms Don’t Go to Sex Parties While Their Kids Are at Camp

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It's our 6th anniversary this year. In the UK this is apparently 'sugar', which I guess means a ton of chocolates.

    Better than the 8th anniversary, though, That's 'salt'.

    just spend a nice romantic evening playing league of legends together

    There is some chance our anniversary will be "let's get a hotel for the weekend near some pokestops"

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    No. You don't get to use the culmination of the grid to go off the grid.

    Especially when you're a creepy toddler breast feeder

    they also just let their children pee everywhere and don't use diapers and probably think GMOs cause autism and

    sorry I'm a Republican now

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    the very next article after it on Slate
    Here’s Why Most Moms Don’t Go to Sex Parties While Their Kids Are at Camp

    Answer: who will take care of the dogs?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    cold calls don't get you sales

    plz don't cold call the IT guys

    Actually, they do. Not at a very high rate, but they do work.

    I generalized.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    it is weird using internet based crowdfunding to go "off grid" imo

    It's hypocritical as well. You can't denounce something as evil and intrusive to the point you want to escape it wholly while..using that thing to fund your lifestyle

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    the very next article after it on Slate
    Here’s Why Most Moms Don’t Go to Sex Parties While Their Kids Are at Camp

    That was a bizarre article that was not what I expected

    Spoilers: not worth reading

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It's our 6th anniversary this year. In the UK this is apparently 'sugar', which I guess means a ton of chocolates.

    Better than the 8th anniversary, though, That's 'salt'.

    just spend a nice romantic evening playing league of legends together

    There is some chance our anniversary will be "let's get a hotel for the weekend near some pokestops"

    there is a gym 1.5 miles from my house where there are 5 pokestops

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Macs are used more and more in commercial settings

    Don't learnit though guys i want to make a cushy living as a Casper admin

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    cold calls don't get you sales

    plz don't cold call the IT guys

    Actually, they do. Not at a very high rate, but they do work.

    I generalized.

    Eventually they won't work any more.

    Hopefully.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    No. You don't get to use the culmination of the grid to go off the grid.

    Especially when you're a creepy toddler breast feeder

    they also just let their children pee everywhere and don't use diapers and probably think GMOs cause autism and

    sorry I'm a Republican now

    Donald Trump believes vaccines cause autism. And no, I'm not gonna qualify that. I know he thinks it's "multiple vaccines at once", but fuck him. That's still ignorant misinformation and imo a dogwhistle to saying "they totally cause autism, guys"

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    mall of America had sooooooo many pokestops, all of them thrumming with lures

    too bad only one other person in our group had an interest in pokemon go or we would've camped out there for a while

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Sometimes as articles are written on the inter butt and then articles are written to respond or rebut it and then a third wave of articles respond to the general tenor of prior responses it all just congeals into a lukewarm pile of nothing and I have to flee

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I've told this dude like 8 times to stop calling me to buy shit, I don't make those decisions (a lie).

    He still calls me every 2 months.

    That's a great way to get me to never buy anything ever.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    He probably calls because I bounced his emails back to him while back.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Bowen, start salaciously propositioning him.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    No. You don't get to use the culmination of the grid to go off the grid.

    Especially when you're a creepy toddler breast feeder

    they also just let their children pee everywhere and don't use diapers and probably think GMOs cause autism and

    sorry I'm a Republican now

    Donald Trump believes vaccines cause autism. And no, I'm not gonna qualify that. I know he thinks it's "multiple vaccines at once", but fuck him. That's still ignorant misinformation and imo a dogwhistle to saying "they totally cause autism, guys"

    Trump embodies the worst of the right AND the left in one person

    He's what happens if you combine a Randian ubermensch, an old school deep woods southern racist, and a california anti vaxxer who buys asparagus water into a single person

    if he was also one of those people who doesn't shut up about weed he'd be the worst possible kind of human

    override367 on
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    I was a bit freaked out by my wife's bestie who was still breast feeding her toddlers.

    But kids already freak me out and I don't know nothing about no mothering so whatever.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Bowen, start salaciously propositioning him.

    Yeah but then I'd have to talk on the telephone and I hate that.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I've told this dude like 8 times to stop calling me to buy shit, I don't make those decisions (a lie).

    He still calls me every 2 months.

    That's a great way to get me to never buy anything ever.

    We have a lighting company that tried to double-bill scam us, they sent us our order then a few weeks later sent a second bill because "Oh we actually sent you a double order", when we told them to give us an RMA they said we'd have to pay for it or pay to ship it back. So we told them to get fucked, they said they'd send us to collections, we said go ahead and try. They still call a few times a year. I've actively cursed at whoever calls, and they still call.

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