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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Knob wrote: »
    I can't name my gastly Fart, that's not allowed.

    But Dickbutt and BallsackBird? Totally above board.

    What about Fert or Frrt or @Crwth?

    The only time I've intentionally subverted the naming restrictions is with Ferroseed

    WorstBttplug had to suffice, not just because buttplug trips the censor, but it also wouldn't fit

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    PUN INTENDED

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I can't name my gastly Fart, that's not allowed.

    But Dickbutt and BallsackBird? Totally above board.

    I tried to name my Fletchling 'fetching' and the game was like no way man.

    So it's now FletchersMitt
    Stop trying to make Fetch happen!

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    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I take nicknaming my Pokemon very seriously. For example, my go-to nickname for Ampharos is Rampere, but the one I got this time around was female so I went with Eweclid instead.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I keep forgetting that I asked my friends in this game to call me KRS-ONE.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    I'm not saying I'd fuck a pokemon I'm just saying I've never seen a pokemon and me in the same room

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    I'd also consider fucking a goalpost but only once the goalposts moved

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    if i had to

    it'd probably be goldeen

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    ZenyatooZenyatoo Registered User regular
    Id fuck a pokemon.
    Like Girafarig. Who couldn't appreciate those long necks? So Slender.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Dragonite is real, and strong, and my friend with benefits.

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    QuirkyLittleTyrantQuirkyLittleTyrant A Mug Featuring Pichu On A Cloud Registered User regular
    Machamp would treat me right

    PSN ID: Khrysocome
    Steam: ZappRowsdower
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Dragonite would just make sure you were having a great time

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Dragonite is real, and strong, and my friend with benefits.

    Dragonite seems like he'd be a gentle and accommodating lov-

    NO. Dear god what am I doing? STOP IT!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    If I had to compare Dragonite's lovemaking to that of a US President, it would be George W Bush.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Dragonite is real, and strong, and my friend with benefits.

    Dragonite seems like he'd be a gentle and accommodating lov-

    NO. Dear god what am I doing? STOP IT!

    Join us in the pit, it is warm and soothing.

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    Koffing is an ugly spherical sickly being just overwhelmed with disease but manages to be a happy guy anyway.

    There's nothing sexier in my book

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    ZenyatooZenyatoo Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If I had to compare Dragonite's lovemaking to that of a US President, it would be George W Bush.

    Please tell me im not about to come back to another 200 new posts in this thread and find them all about what sort of sexual lovers pokemon are.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I mean, unless they drop more SuMo info or do something significant to Go, what else is there to talk about?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    well, i was trying to talk about how one of the bigger leaks was proven to be fake but everyone wanted to talk about if 12 year olds want to fuck.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    well, i was trying to talk about how one of the bigger leaks was proven to be fake but everyone wanted to talk about if 12 year olds want to fuck.

    Crap, I meant to follow up on this. What specifically are you referring to here?

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    after extensively examining my pokemon in Go the obvious answer is lickitung

    like, it's always been lickitung

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    cue me frantically googling to see if anyone has ever made anal beads in the shape of Onix or if we can get in on the ground floor of this market

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Zenyatoo wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If I had to compare Dragonite's lovemaking to that of a US President, it would be George W Bush.

    Please tell me im not about to come back to another 200 new posts in this thread and find them all about what sort of sexual lovers pokemon are.

    I don't know man

    how long are you leaving for

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    well, i was trying to talk about how one of the bigger leaks was proven to be fake but everyone wanted to talk about if 12 year olds want to fuck.

    Crap, I meant to follow up on this. What specifically are you referring to here?

    a number of them

    http://pokejungle.net/2016/08/13/rumor-new-pokemon-sun-moon-information-leaked/

    being the main one.

    There's been a few others with the announcement of giga wrecker and no rainbow greninja at worlds.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    well, i was trying to talk about how one of the bigger leaks was proven to be fake but everyone wanted to talk about if 12 year olds want to fuck.

    Crap, I meant to follow up on this. What specifically are you referring to here?

    a number of them

    http://pokejungle.net/2016/08/13/rumor-new-pokemon-sun-moon-information-leaked/

    being the main one.

    There's been a few others with the announcement of giga wrecker and no rainbow greninja at worlds.

    Ah yes. That one had some pretty farfetch'd stuff in it to begin with, imo, but I'm always happy to be able to put stuff like this to bed, one way or the other.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    we no longer live in fear of world with a water arcanine.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    we no longer live in fear of world with a water arcanine.

    Well, let's not let our guard down too much. Just because this set of rumors was false doesn't mean they couldn't have accidentally gotten something right.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    eh, a lot of the announcements of alolan forms have been more interesting since the first wave so i am betting a lot of the remaining ones if any will be more interesting than "we made fire dog, water dog, please understand."

    I am still holding out for water/dragon dragonite, but i'm pretty sure the thing was merely meaning that the line is in the wild around alola.

    I would also accept a new dragon that looks cool that is water dragon. we already got a rad fire/dragon.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    eh, a lot of the announcements of alolan forms have been more interesting since the first wave so i am betting a lot of the remaining ones if any will be more interesting than "we made fire dog, water dog, please understand."

    I am still holding out for water/dragon dragonite, but i'm pretty sure the thing was merely meaning that the line is in the wild around alola.

    I would also accept a new dragon that looks cool that is water dragon. we already got a rad fire/dragon.

    I want a non-legendary Electric Dragon, personally.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Ghost Dragon other than shitty ol' Giratina

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    eh, a lot of the announcements of alolan forms have been more interesting since the first wave so i am betting a lot of the remaining ones if any will be more interesting than "we made fire dog, water dog, please understand."

    I am still holding out for water/dragon dragonite, but i'm pretty sure the thing was merely meaning that the line is in the wild around alola.

    I would also accept a new dragon that looks cool that is water dragon. we already got a rad fire/dragon.

    I want a non-legendary Electric Dragon, personally.

    yeah, that's be good too. make like a cool storm dragon, maybe it puts the electric terrain into effect when it comes in if abilities that trigger on terrain moves are going to be a thing.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    250px-Palossand.png
    Palossand controls human adults, making them build a sand castle that provides camouflage and also raises its defensive abilities. Unlike Sandygast, if Palossand loses some of the sand from its body, it can restore itself on its own. When moving about in search of prey, the shovel on top of Palossand’s head revolves. It’s said that the shovel could be serving as some kind of radar.


    Oh hey a sandcastle pokemon. Haha! Let's go check it out Pikachu.

    ...Pikachu?

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    Palossand loves the vitality of Pokémon and drags small Pokémon into its body so it can steal their life force. Its sandy vortex swallows them up in a heartbeat! Pokémon dragged into Palossand leave traces of their ill will behind. It’s thought that this negative energy may be the starting point of new Sandygast...

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i don't name my pokemon because i regret all names i give them instantly.

    The only game I named my Pokémon in was Emerald and because of that I only know the actual names of like, five Gen 3 Pokémon

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
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    Palossand controls human adults, making them build a sand castle that provides camouflage and also raises its defensive abilities. Unlike Sandygast, if Palossand loses some of the sand from its body, it can restore itself on its own. When moving about in search of prey, the shovel on top of Palossand’s head revolves. It’s said that the shovel could be serving as some kind of radar.


    Oh hey a sandcastle pokemon. Haha! Let's go check it out Pikachu.

    ...Pikachu?

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    Palossand loves the vitality of Pokémon and drags small Pokémon into its body so it can steal their life force. Its sandy vortex swallows them up in a heartbeat! Pokémon dragged into Palossand leave traces of their ill will behind. It’s thought that this negative energy may be the starting point of new Sandygast...

    can I change my answer re: which pokemon I'd fuck

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    250px-Palossand.png
    Palossand controls human adults, making them build a sand castle that provides camouflage and also raises its defensive abilities. Unlike Sandygast, if Palossand loses some of the sand from its body, it can restore itself on its own. When moving about in search of prey, the shovel on top of Palossand’s head revolves. It’s said that the shovel could be serving as some kind of radar.


    Oh hey a sandcastle pokemon. Haha! Let's go check it out Pikachu.

    ...Pikachu?

    tumblr_inline_oc61m3n7Mg1r4olk8_500.png

    Palossand loves the vitality of Pokémon and drags small Pokémon into its body so it can steal their life force. Its sandy vortex swallows them up in a heartbeat! Pokémon dragged into Palossand leave traces of their ill will behind. It’s thought that this negative energy may be the starting point of new Sandygast...

    can I change my answer re: which pokemon I'd fuck

    No, I'm afraid all answers are final and binding.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    alt caption: when your poke already fainted but their poke keep suckin'

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    alright, hear me out, what if Alolan Arcanine was Ghost Dragon?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Melding wrote: »
    alright, hear me out, what if Alolan Arcanine was Ghost Dragon?

    That would be a weird swerve but there's mythological precedent for dog-like dragon spirits so maybe? I don't think I'd ever choose that over original recipe Arcanine though. And really, if you're going that far off the rails with it, why not just make a new Pokemon instead. There's plenty of room in the design space for something unique there.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    alright, hear me out, what if Alolan Arcanine was Ghost Dragon?

    That would be a weird swerve but there's mythological precedent for dog-like dragon spirits so maybe? I don't think I'd ever choose that over original recipe Arcanine though. And really, if you're going that far off the rails with it, why not just make a new Pokemon instead. There's plenty of room in the design space for something unique there.

    yeah, it would be like a ground type suddenly becoming a fire ghost.

    also yeah id on't think ghost actually has enough physical moves to make arcanine worthwhile as one. assuming they keep their general stats.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    alright, hear me out, what if Alolan Arcanine was Ghost Dragon?

    That would be a weird swerve but there's mythological precedent for dog-like dragon spirits so maybe? I don't think I'd ever choose that over original recipe Arcanine though. And really, if you're going that far off the rails with it, why not just make a new Pokemon instead. There's plenty of room in the design space for something unique there.

    yeah, it would be like a ground type suddenly becoming a fire ghost.

    also yeah id on't think ghost actually has enough physical moves to make arcanine worthwhile as one. assuming they keep their general stats.

    I still don't know why you'd assume they'd keep their general stats (*salutes*). But as weird as Marowak is on paper, it turning into a vengeful spirit makes plenty of sense based on its established lore. Arcanine becoming a dragon spirit makes no sense.

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