Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
Last night I fell down a youtube hold of watching Top 5 videos for stuff like disturbing stories behind photographs and mysterious murders/disappearances and the like.
Probably not a great thing to be watching at 2 am in bed with the lights off.
oh yeah, setting aside my end-of-blade-blood-routing-installation penis, congrats sig on being a married human
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
ive spent the last week watching history documentaries while playing NMS
week before that it was documentaries about space while playing ARK
before that it was star trek, all of it
this week i'll be playing wow
seriously though @bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
you could call and ask how much time he has? i mean a white dog prob has one of the best chances for adoption.
Told a co worker I hope a random person died because he fucked up my traffic situation last night. They apparently just lost someone last night. I'm the king of good timing.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I used a condom that didn't agree with me, leading to three weeks of bloody dick
like the condom thought your stance on gun control was too lenient or something and you got in a fight?
there are two different things at play here
1) the diameter of the ring was too small. this ain't about humble bragging- my donger ain't worth bragging about. but this particular brand must be idk, i have used condoms many times with no ill effects. so the underside of my donger was lacerated where the ring slid over. i didn't notice this until the next day when i got my first boner since using it, and i was like AYYYY PAPI and bled like a stuck pig
2) whatever powder/lubricant lined the inside irritated my junk and it was all dried, cracky and leprous. maybe the irritation was specifically because it got in that laceration, or maybe i'm just allergic. idk. but it was terrible.
god bless u all
Whelp lacerated dick is officially the thing I'm smoking to forget tonight
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
UK people and foreigners who can somehow use iPlayer: the new show Fleabag is fucking incredible. I think it's on Amazon as well. Here is a very nsfw scene in which the lead character is caught discretely wanking over President Obama.
seriously though bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
yeah my gf and I are in a bad place re:dogs right now because we don't live together
I'm not home often enough to be a responsible dog parent, it'd be left at home in a small apartment half the day
her apartment doesn't allow dogs
we're planning on buying a house together early next year, then it'll be primo pupper time
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
UK people and foreigners who can somehow use iPlayer: the new show Fleabag is fucking incredible. I think it's on Amazon as well. Here is a very nsfw scene in which the lead character is caught discretely wanking over President Obama.
seriously though @bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
Clearly the solution is office dog.
Bonus points if he can somehow make your boss uncomfortable whenever he bothers you.
seriously though @bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
Clearly the solution is office dog.
Bonus points if he can somehow make your boss uncomfortable whenever he bothers you.
are you telling me I should make my white dog super racist
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
seriously though @bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
Clearly the solution is office dog.
Bonus points if he can somehow make your boss uncomfortable whenever he bothers you.
*teaches dog to hump someone else's leg on command*
seriously though @bowen, exercising dogs is important even if you just let them run around in a big yard which is what we do. dog parks are good, unfortunately we dont have any nearby but our yard is a good size and the neighbors have dogs so they chase each other up and down the fence every day so it works.
number one cause for bad behavior in dogs is lack of exercise. any time it's too hot or raining and my dogs are stuck indoors they are little shits.
yeah I know
I'm like 50/50 right now because I work a ton and no one will be with him and I don't want him to be sad
but then.. I don't want him to be put down for being a doggo either
Clearly the solution is office dog.
Bonus points if he can somehow make your boss uncomfortable whenever he bothers you.
are you telling me I should make my white dog super racist
Well he's a german, so he's probably already going to tell you about the glory of the white race to begin with.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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Probably not a great thing to be watching at 2 am in bed with the lights off.
Star destroyers are shooting green fireballs from the sky at Kalimdor and the eastern kingdoms
week before that it was documentaries about space while playing ARK
before that it was star trek, all of it
this week i'll be playing wow
my nerd level is over 9000
did i direct a bbc soap opera in my sleep or did real humans actually get paid real monies to make that happen
wait
why did you use a condom then
you could call and ask how much time he has? i mean a white dog prob has one of the best chances for adoption.
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are we gonna do this
haven't i suffered enough
Look, we're not lawyers here, but I insist that chu must sue
*jumps on defense team, providing juicy details of said condom usage*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Wow that's like MMO character creation hair.
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Whelp lacerated dick is officially the thing I'm smoking to forget tonight
idgi is he a brexit
yeah my gf and I are in a bad place re:dogs right now because we don't live together
I'm not home often enough to be a responsible dog parent, it'd be left at home in a small apartment half the day
her apartment doesn't allow dogs
we're planning on buying a house together early next year, then it'll be primo pupper time
and, may i ask, did he ever let you down
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I now have about 10,000 scenarios running through my head about why you needed a condom that night.
i love the honesty
omg watching this now
I lost it at the earnest thanks for up the bum
I have never regretted not clicking
"I can JO into it and have no cleanup!"
not anymore
Some people just don't feel safe in public restrooms Trace.
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the fact that you know this is just....
lol i love this place
sometimes you want to fuck an ektorp ottoman and those ikea replacement covers are expensive, ok
uhh mcchicken?
Clearly the solution is office dog.
Bonus points if he can somehow make your boss uncomfortable whenever he bothers you.
are you telling me I should make my white dog super racist
*teaches dog to hump someone else's leg on command*
We are all still laughing at the excuse of our DB developer on a defect.
The defect was two parts of a report should equal each other. They don't.
Why they don't according to the developer?
Oh they were coded by different developers.
Well he's a german, so he's probably already going to tell you about the glory of the white race to begin with.
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