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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    When getting drunk is seen as a pastime, where you live is not that exciting.

    No wonder I got into video games.

    Where I am at it seems like winery, bar, or church. And winery is just a fancy bar. Yeesh.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Guys, can I run a thing by you to get your opinion?





    i wanna transmute lead into gold.

    i think i could do it if i get some alchemical equipment and reagents.

    It'd be a fun project and i could liveblog it.

    Good idea?

    Y/VY?

    I can change gold into lead pls donate to my gofundme

    i wouldn't do it for money, LOL.

    just for attention.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    So, a job I didn't think about much apparently wants me to come in for a psych exam, which means I'm near the top of the heap.

    It's for a 911 dispatcher.

    I have a lot comms experience, first-aid (I know how to give you an emergency tracheotemy, un-collapse your lung with a knife and a butterfly valve, and other good stuff!), and I'm fairly familiar with law enforcement lingo. The pay is pretty decent, it's a really short commute, and there's a lot of paid overtime (2.5 times pay on holidays, 1.5 on weekends).

    It seems odd that I got a degree that's p much useless without 10 years of experience for an entry-level position. I kind of regret it sometimes because it's absolutely impossible to even get in the door anywhere for $12 an hour without an expert-level capability in TSQL, C+, odd systems that you can't get training on anywhere, Oracle, or the complete Cisco networking certification path.

    So, fuck it. I'm gonna help people out doing what I have experience in.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Even better more accurate numbers (I love that japan does this so well)

    PS4 - 264,793 units
    PS3 - 72,974 units

    Ever consider doing like business analytic stuff and like tracking numbers and using that for predictions and stuff?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Guys, can I run a thing by you to get your opinion?





    i wanna transmute lead into gold.

    i think i could do it if i get some alchemical equipment and reagents.

    It'd be a fun project and i could liveblog it.

    Good idea?

    Y/VY?

    I can change gold into lead pls donate to my gofundme

    i wouldn't do it for money, LOL.

    just for attention.

    Por que no los dos?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Even better more accurate numbers (I love that japan does this so well)

    PS4 - 264,793 units
    PS3 - 72,974 units

    Ever consider doing like business analytic stuff and like tracking numbers and using that for predictions and stuff?

    I dont have the mind for it.

    I actually really like that kind of speculation and shit but Im no good at it.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    21st I will literally send you a bucket of lead I currently have access to if you will send me a bucket of gold in return.

    I will make this deal with you whenever you would like.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    21st I will literally send you a bucket of lead I currently have access to if you will send me a bucket of gold in return.

    I will make this deal with you whenever you would like.

    is there a time limit?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So, a job I didn't think about much apparently wants me to come in for a psych exam, which means I'm near the top of the heap.

    It's for a 911 dispatcher.

    I have a lot comms experience, first-aid (I know how to give you an emergency tracheotemy, un-collapse your lung with a knife and a butterfly valve, and other good stuff!), and I'm fairly familiar with law enforcement lingo. The pay is pretty decent, it's a really short commute, and there's a lot of paid overtime (2.5 times pay on holidays, 1.5 on weekends).

    It seems odd that I got a degree that's p much useless without 10 years of experience for an entry-level position. I kind of regret it sometimes because it's absolutely impossible to even get in the door anywhere for $12 an hour without an expert-level capability in TSQL, C+, odd systems that you can't get training on anywhere, Oracle, or the complete Cisco networking certification path.

    So, fuck it. I'm gonna help people out doing what I have experience in.

    I think @Irond Will's brother is a dispatcher.

    It is a rough ass job btw. Lots of psych blow back listening to people at their lowest moments, in the worse circumstances, and more terrified states.

    But at the same time you do a lot of good.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I just don't want a pointless job.

    I don't care what the point is... I want to have accomplished something at the end of the day aside from simply surviving my shift.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    You absolutely can make gold from other elements:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthesis_of_precious_metals#Gold

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    So, a job I didn't think about much apparently wants me to come in for a psych exam, which means I'm near the top of the heap.

    It's for a 911 dispatcher.

    I have a lot comms experience, first-aid (I know how to give you an emergency tracheotemy, un-collapse your lung with a knife and a butterfly valve, and other good stuff!), and I'm fairly familiar with law enforcement lingo. The pay is pretty decent, it's a really short commute, and there's a lot of paid overtime (2.5 times pay on holidays, 1.5 on weekends).

    It seems odd that I got a degree that's p much useless without 10 years of experience for an entry-level position. I kind of regret it sometimes because it's absolutely impossible to even get in the door anywhere for $12 an hour without an expert-level capability in TSQL, C+, odd systems that you can't get training on anywhere, Oracle, or the complete Cisco networking certification path.

    So, fuck it. I'm gonna help people out doing what I have experience in.

    Word of warning as my mother was an emergency dispatcher for a few years. It can be rough, hence the psych exam. I applaud you wanting to help people but there definitely some hard stuff you may have to deal with.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I like the lady they got training me

    Woman cuts through bullshit like piss through snow

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I just don't want a pointless job.

    I don't care what the point is... I want to have accomplished something at the end of the day aside from simply surviving my shift.

    This I get.

    I got luck and do work that feels almost non-profit/help people focused at time but I get paid.

    Though the government bureaucracy can make me want to strangle someone from time to time.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So, a job I didn't think about much apparently wants me to come in for a psych exam, which means I'm near the top of the heap.

    It's for a 911 dispatcher.

    I have a lot comms experience, first-aid (I know how to give you an emergency tracheotemy, un-collapse your lung with a knife and a butterfly valve, and other good stuff!), and I'm fairly familiar with law enforcement lingo. The pay is pretty decent, it's a really short commute, and there's a lot of paid overtime (2.5 times pay on holidays, 1.5 on weekends).

    It seems odd that I got a degree that's p much useless without 10 years of experience for an entry-level position. I kind of regret it sometimes because it's absolutely impossible to even get in the door anywhere for $12 an hour without an expert-level capability in TSQL, C+, odd systems that you can't get training on anywhere, Oracle, or the complete Cisco networking certification path.

    So, fuck it. I'm gonna help people out doing what I have experience in.

    I think @Irond Will's brother is a dispatcher.

    It is a rough ass job btw. Lots of psych blow back listening to people at their lowest moments, in the worse circumstances, and more terrified states.

    But at the same time you do a lot of good.

    Yeah, I've heard there's a bit of depression from it. Possible PTSD as well.

    It's a small town of ~20k people, which means I'd be doing more than simply 911 dispatching. Basically the towns communication specialist for emergency weather situations, annoucements, etc, on top of the 911 stuff.

    The one thing I derived satisfaction from in the military was doing a job that would help someone, whether it be a packing list of common items nobody was thinking about for the earthquake mission in Haiti, training people to survive if they deployed to Afghanistan, or something. Something with meaning beyond just surviving.

    I can take stress, pressure, and horrible shit. I've been living with that for decades. What I can't take is the feeling of withering away doing useless shit.

    Even the UNL job presented opportunities. They were doing research on the systems they use and developing custom solutions and contributing to IEEE whitepapers to advance the state-of-the-art. That's a small thing, but it's a thing where the world is just that much different than it was yesterday.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, a job I didn't think about much apparently wants me to come in for a psych exam, which means I'm near the top of the heap.

    It's for a 911 dispatcher.

    I have a lot comms experience, first-aid (I know how to give you an emergency tracheotemy, un-collapse your lung with a knife and a butterfly valve, and other good stuff!), and I'm fairly familiar with law enforcement lingo. The pay is pretty decent, it's a really short commute, and there's a lot of paid overtime (2.5 times pay on holidays, 1.5 on weekends).

    It seems odd that I got a degree that's p much useless without 10 years of experience for an entry-level position. I kind of regret it sometimes because it's absolutely impossible to even get in the door anywhere for $12 an hour without an expert-level capability in TSQL, C+, odd systems that you can't get training on anywhere, Oracle, or the complete Cisco networking certification path.

    So, fuck it. I'm gonna help people out doing what I have experience in.

    Word of warning as my mother was an emergency dispatcher for a few years. It can be rough, hence the psych exam. I applaud you wanting to help people but there definitely some hard stuff you may have to deal with.

    Someones gotta do it.

    You know who does Act II in a D3 split bounty?

    This guy.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Good morning, [chat].

    How goes it?

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Persona5 first week sales: 337K

    Split:

    PS4: 264K
    PS3: 73K

    Literally saving up for a PS4 in order to play this game.
    I want to play it so bad. Persona 4 is one of the best games of all time. Persona 3 also incredible game.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Good morning, [chat].

    How goes it?

    I leave for a music festival tonight; spending the evening with bae in Columbus and heading onsite in the morning. Going to enjoy some fire spinning, dancing, managing workshop presenters and co-leading a workshop about cuddling. Getting paid a little over $300 for something I'd like to have done anyway, too!

    From the festival, back to bae's to spend Sunday night, home Monday, work Tuesday-Wednesday and then back out the door for a regional burn. Our camp this year has yoga classes, workshops on kissing and rope bondage, an open mic, 3 live music acts, and a handful of DJs. I'm camping with bae and my partner from Indy will be a next-door neighbor. It will be the first time the two of them will have hung out.

    So, I'm pretty gosh darn excited about the next two weeks!

    How u, Kobold?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    this morning i thought that they had decided to just not run the bus for one of the scheduled times and i was ready to give up on the day
    but it was just late and well i've given up on the day already

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I too feel like I need a meaningful purpose

    There's no way I could stick in this job long term even if the pay weren't shit

    Hopefully just for a year before I find something I want to do

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Hrm. Moving next week but during weekdays. Apparently my paid time off accrues throughout the year so although I should have 10 or so days off, right now I only have 1. Was hoping to take off two days next week to move. Wonder if there's some leeway there with moving around how often I accrue stuff. Seems weird they don't just give it to you.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Having a sense of purpose and accomplishment is so outside of my mindset for work.

    I'm 2nd gen corporate stooge like my mother before me.

    It's really cool to me that some folks strive for the opposite.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Hrm. Moving next week but during weekdays. Apparently my paid time off accrues throughout the year so although I should have 10 or so days off, right now I only have 1. Was hoping to take off two days next week to move. Wonder if there's some leeway there with moving around how often I accrue stuff. Seems weird they don't just give it to you.

    No the accrue method is the most normal.

    Usually though they let you use it and you just go over the accrued amount and your next set of accrual will just wipe out the negative.

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Are we bitching about jobs again?

    Because my boss the other day was like "hey you should just pick up programming work for salesforce that this other guy used to do" and I was like "hey you should give me an additional 100k a year because lolno thats not my job". I was training years ago to get certified as admin(you know, programming) for our instance before we decided it was worthless and got rid of it. apparently another corner of the company kept it....

    I could learn it if I wanted to, but that is silly.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Meaningful... purpose?

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Hrm. Moving next week but during weekdays. Apparently my paid time off accrues throughout the year so although I should have 10 or so days off, right now I only have 1. Was hoping to take off two days next week to move. Wonder if there's some leeway there with moving around how often I accrue stuff. Seems weird they don't just give it to you.

    I've never liked the accruing of time system. Especially since I tend to like days off earlier in the year. I guess it's a deterrent to high turnover. But it seems like a rip off to me.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Hrm. Moving next week but during weekdays. Apparently my paid time off accrues throughout the year so although I should have 10 or so days off, right now I only have 1. Was hoping to take off two days next week to move. Wonder if there's some leeway there with moving around how often I accrue stuff. Seems weird they don't just give it to you.

    No the accrue method is the most normal.

    Usually though they let you use it and you just go over the accrued amount and your next set of accrual will just wipe out the negative.

    Huh, first time I've seen it at a job like this. Good to know though! I emailed the HR person so hopefully they'll confirm.

    edit: Ha, awesome they confirmed and it is exactly like you said Mazzyx. Thanks!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    its ok rugged you fulfill me

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Having a sense of purpose and accomplishment is so outside of my mindset for work.

    I'm 2nd gen corporate stooge like my mother before me.

    It's really cool to me that some folks strive for the opposite.

    I guess I am the opposite?

    My mom was a nurse and did stuff like hospice for a non-profit working with HIV patients during the pre-treatment era when no one else did. My did started his time as a dentist with public health. Did private practice for years and now is in public health working mostly with underserved populations.

    My Uncle was the head of parole for St. Louis county for years. Lots of cousins do health or public service jobs or are like researchers and professors.

    When I think about it, a lot of my family was pointed at helping folks in some way or another.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i now have several concerts upcoming

    oct 5 - sia (maybe)
    oct 14 - stormzy (maybe)
    oct 23 - bon iver
    nov something - empress of
    nov something - car seat headrest
    nov 20 - going to patriots game in SF (maybe)

    odds are i don't go to liek 5 of 6 of these even with tickets

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    The most helpful job is pizza delivery boy because then people you help have pizza.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @skippydumptruck tell me exactly the process of deciding to get a tattoo, figuring out a thing you want, and getting it pls

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
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    When getting drunk is seen as a pastime, where you live is not that exciting.

    No wonder I got into video games.

    Where I am at it seems like winery, bar, or church. And winery is just a fancy bar. Yeesh.
    And the church is just a low rent winery.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    edit* blegh why do we have gifv auto embed when we have a 500k cap

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    these motherfuckers expect me to be tech support for all the patients that can't access the patient portal

    I literally just laughed at the office manager and tell her she better figure out a way to write me a bigger check then and walked away.

    What are my chances this blows up in my face?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Guys, can I run a thing by you to get your opinion?





    i wanna transmute lead into gold.

    i think i could do it if i get some alchemical equipment and reagents.

    It'd be a fun project and i could liveblog it.

    Good idea?

    Y/VY?

    the first thing to get would be a high-energy particle accelerator

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    A relatively popular comedian tagged me in a post with Drake Bell and now my twitter notifications is blowing up with Drake Bell fan accounts liking it this is awful

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    these motherfuckers expect me to be tech support for all the patients that can't access the patient portal

    I literally just laughed at the office manager and tell her she better figure out a way to write me a bigger check then and walked away.

    What are my chances this blows up in my face?

    tell them to submit your requests through the patient portal

    but turn off their access first.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    but I would advise you to get gold via supernova explosions the way the rest of us do

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