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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    what the fuck are liver waves

    Just a silly thing. It doesn't matter. I made a joke about dryads and then had to evade a serious conversation about dryads.

    So, with six limbs, are dryads a form of insects with parallel evolution traits of...

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    what the fuck are liver waves

    Just a silly thing. It doesn't matter. I made a joke about dryads and then had to evade a serious conversation about dryads.

    what the fuck are liver waves

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    Zero times.

    like not even once now that it's been mentioned

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    i don't want to be infracted so just imagine here that i posted the clip of steve-o having a beer poured into his anus through a funnel

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    what the fuck are liver waves

    Just a silly thing. It doesn't matter. I made a joke about dryads and then had to evade a serious conversation about dryads.

    what the fuck are liver waves

    The opposite of dire waves.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    i don't want to be infracted so just imagine here that i posted the clip of steve-o having a beer poured into his anus through a funnel

    any reason you remember that off the top of your head

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2016
    also today for group work i got paired up with a kid roughly as dumb as me

    and we were both feeding off the other's brief spurts of confidence before rechecking their work and yet lacking the confidence in our own analysis to refute the thing they're now doubting because confidence doesn't endure when you're dumb

    it was an amazing game of cat and mouse followed by mouse and cat

    we did eventually coem to the right solution though

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    Zero times.

    like not even once now that it's been mentioned
    Fine then I'll just pump the beer myself.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    i don't want to be infracted so just imagine here that i posted the clip of steve-o having a beer poured into his anus through a funnel

    any reason you remember that off the top of your head

    it's in one of the jackass movies. i remember those movies pretty vividly because while i have a bad gag reflex, sensitive to foul smells, etc- basically a weak stomach- i am normally not grossed out by movies or pictures. but those movies are the closest i've ever come to barfing just from a movie. some of those skits are seared in my head.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    People, people, let's not get distracted here.

    Have we forgotten why we're here?

    ajf8heiajwmo.jpg

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    chu you are saying lots of bad things about yourself you're alright you know it would be alright to practice some self love

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Why wouldn't you pump beer in your butt?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also today for group work i got paired up with a kid roughly as dumb as me

    and we were both feeding off the other's brief spurts of confidence before rechecking their work and yet lacking the confidence in our own analysis to refute the thing they're now doubting because confidence doesn't endure when you're dumb

    it was an amazing game of cat and mouse followed by mouse and cat

    we did eventually coem to the right solution though

    I have always found it v helpful for my own understanding to explain a concept to someone else

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    You can't get pregnant or drunk in the ass.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also today for group work i got paired up with a kid roughly as dumb as me

    and we were both feeding off the other's brief spurts of confidence before rechecking their work and yet lacking the confidence in our own analysis to refute the thing they're now doubting because confidence doesn't endure when you're dumb

    it was an amazing game of cat and mouse followed by mouse and cat

    we did eventually coem to the right solution though

    I have always found it v helpful for my own understanding to explain a concept to someone else

    so liver waves

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    You can't get pregnant or drunk in the ass.

    what if you have a fistula tho

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    chu come over lets watch the jackass ep where Steve o puts a jellyfish on his head

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also today for group work i got paired up with a kid roughly as dumb as me

    and we were both feeding off the other's brief spurts of confidence before rechecking their work and yet lacking the confidence in our own analysis to refute the thing they're now doubting because confidence doesn't endure when you're dumb

    it was an amazing game of cat and mouse followed by mouse and cat

    we did eventually coem to the right solution though

    I have always found it v helpful for my own understanding to explain a concept to someone else

    so liver waves

    liver01x015.jpg

    He's waving!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    i am very mad at this 538 website

    if the only way to listen to your thing is as a video on your website then it is not a podcast it is a livestream and you belong in word jail because if you said livestream i wouldnt have gotten interested and then given up after the fifth cutout because you're partnered with abc for some awful reason and their shit is overrun

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also while pencil is still supreme for working problems, i am now a convert to pen for notes, even in math

    my writing is neater with a solid, 1.0mm pen and it's so much more eye catching and easy to identify things

    I use two colored pens

    Swap the color I use each day of class, then it's easy to quickly flip through and know what was said on what day

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    chu you are saying lots of bad things about yourself you're alright you know it would be alright to practice some self love

    chu's in a self love hiatus

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    chu you are saying lots of bad things about yourself you're alright you know it would be alright to practice some self love

    But please wait until you behind closed doors.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    You can't get pregnant or drunk in the ass.

    Drop trou and let's prove it

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    you can definitely get drunk in the ass

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    don't spread lies drez

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drinking butt beer = new fetish.

    "YOU ARE MY CHALICE"

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    scenes i strongly recall from those films:

    warning nsfstomach
    -wearing a fishbowl/diver's helmet with a hose that leads to a funnel. someone else shits in that funnel.
    -obese guy running on a treadmill while wearing a whole bunch of plastic wrap all over his body. wringing out all the plastic wrap into a cup. steve-o drinking that accumulated exercise sweat in one shot.
    -drinking a load of horse semen.
    -eating a piece of dried horse shit.
    -putting a fish hook fully through your cheek and then being 'cast' into the ocean.
    -standing, totally unarmored, in front of a pseudo claymore mine full of plastic bearings, used for mob dispersal in front of embassies and stuff.
    -snorting a bunch of pure wasabi.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    chu come over lets watch the jackass ep where Steve o puts a jellyfish on his head

    what

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    what the fuck are liver waves

    Just a silly thing. It doesn't matter. I made a joke about dryads and then had to evade a serious conversation about dryads.
    I'd totally fuck a dryad, though.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    scenes i strongly recall from those films:

    warning nsfstomach
    -wearing a fishbowl/diver's helmet with a hose that leads to a funnel. someone else shits in that funnel.
    -obese guy running on a treadmill while wearing a whole bunch of plastic wrap all over his body. wringing out all the plastic wrap into a cup. steve-o drinking that accumulated exercise sweat in one shot.
    -drinking a load of horse semen.
    -eating a piece of dried horse shit.
    -putting a fish hook fully through your cheek and then being 'cast' into the ocean.
    -standing, totally unarmored, in front of a pseudo claymore mine full of plastic bearings, used for mob dispersal in front of embassies and stuff.
    -snorting a bunch of pure wasabi.

    the sock in the snake tank

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    scenes i strongly recall from those films:

    warning nsfstomach
    -wearing a fishbowl/diver's helmet with a hose that leads to a funnel. someone else shits in that funnel.
    -obese guy running on a treadmill while wearing a whole bunch of plastic wrap all over his body. wringing out all the plastic wrap into a cup. steve-o drinking that accumulated exercise sweat in one shot.
    -drinking a load of horse semen.
    -eating a piece of dried horse shit.
    -putting a fish hook fully through your cheek and then being 'cast' into the ocean.
    -standing, totally unarmored, in front of a pseudo claymore mine full of plastic bearings, used for mob dispersal in front of embassies and stuff.
    -snorting a bunch of pure wasabi.

    the 90s and early naughts were fucked up for sure

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    i will watch this zootopia thing on netflix while i watch these stupid work builds

    i hope my shit finally works

    technically if i can't make it to the finish line i should back it out for the night

    i am not sure i care enough about what i should do to do that

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    *listens to linkin park*

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    this penultimate step says it has 11 minutes and 20 seconds left what do you think guys is it lying

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ok skippy i will come watch jackass but first i want to know if anyone has gotten the wrong size shoes from amazon/zappos and is it a pain, is the return shipping free, will they pick it up from your door or do you have to take it to usps/ups

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    It's a pain in the dick chu, I will go to a shoe store before ever doing zappos or amazon shoes again.

    Not that it's difficult to return it's just.. is it worth the hassle? (I guess if I bought expensive shoes, yeah)

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I should probably go to sleep before I kill myself. Be good enough to each other.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i haven't returned shoes to amazon specifically but amazon returns usually involve you having to print a label they provide and taking it to a UPS store and then make sure you get fucking tracking and insurance because half they time they magically won't receive the return

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok skippy i will come watch jackass but first i want to know if anyone has gotten the wrong size shoes from amazon/zappos and is it a pain, is the return shipping free, will they pick it up from your door or do you have to take it to usps/ups

    ask my man Jeeves you know I don't deal with these issues directly

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok skippy i will come watch jackass but first i want to know if anyone has gotten the wrong size shoes from amazon/zappos and is it a pain, is the return shipping free, will they pick it up from your door or do you have to take it to usps/ups

    ask my man Jeeves you know I don't deal with these issues directly

    Jeeves says his name is Sawyer and you deal with whatever he tells you to deal with

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