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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    My bro just went back to school for his Master's and is basically the only sheltered white guy in classes full of feminists and ethnic minorities. He is not doing so well, not necessarily from any ill intent on anyone's part but because he has the unfortunate traits of being both uneducated about Social Justice And Associated Vocabulary and being very prone to speaking his mind when he disagrees or doesn't understand something.

    He'll come out of it ready to abolish the patriarchy, but in the mean time he's having experiences like "professor plays a Louis CK sketch, sketch ends, he realizes that he's the only one laughing and it was intended to demonstrate something Problematic".

    Rip

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    but louis ck is funny..

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    My bro just went back to school for his Master's and is basically the only sheltered white guy in classes full of feminists and ethnic minorities. He is not doing so well, not necessarily from any ill intent on anyone's part but because he has the unfortunate traits of being both uneducated about Social Justice And Associated Vocabulary and being very prone to speaking his mind when he disagrees or doesn't understand something.

    He'll come out of it ready to abolish the patriarchy, but in the mean time he's having experiences like "professor plays a Louis CK sketch, sketch ends, he realizes that he's the only one laughing and it was intended to demonstrate something Problematic".

    CULTURAL EXCHANGE

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I just want someone to look at me the way I look at Trump's daughter.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    On TV.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    My bro just went back to school for his Master's and is basically the only sheltered white guy in classes full of feminists and ethnic minorities. He is not doing so well, not necessarily from any ill intent on anyone's part but because he has the unfortunate traits of being both uneducated about Social Justice And Associated Vocabulary and being very prone to speaking his mind when he disagrees or doesn't understand something.

    He'll come out of it ready to abolish the patriarchy, but in the mean time he's having experiences like "professor plays a Louis CK sketch, sketch ends, he realizes that he's the only one laughing and it was intended to demonstrate something Problematic".

    in my senior year I had an incredibly patient queer feminist teacher who schooled me to some game in one of my rhetoric classes

    so hopefully people will be patient with him too because sometimes people do learn!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also while pencil is still supreme for working problems, i am now a convert to pen for notes, even in math

    my writing is neater with a solid, 1.0mm pen and it's so much more eye catching and easy to identify things

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I saw Molly Ringwald in that trailer, but not Alicia Silverstone. Granted I skimmed it.

    There's both, I edited, you saw no omission

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Uh...

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    It is just me, or doesn't that look a bit like a bomb?

    it's a weird set of adjustable dumbbells

    Really? Egads!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    using a well-respected comedian's routine with the intent that no one laughs seems like

    i dunno maybe you're the problem?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I saw Molly Ringwald in that trailer, but not Alicia Silverstone. Granted I skimmed it.

    There's both, I edited, you saw no omission

    Oh how silly of me!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I am a silly willy!

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Oh Spool! I mentioned this in the discourse thing but it was too hectic.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4ANd0NCQQ

    that's kind of wild and fun!

    Demo Ranch is fun.

    I like it.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    open mouthed even

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    open mouthed even

    just the tip of the tongue along her lips

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Oh Spool! I mentioned this in the discourse thing but it was too hectic.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4ANd0NCQQ

    that's kind of wild and fun!

    Demo Ranch is fun.

    I like it.

    He's one of the good ones.

    wait.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    open mouthed even

    just the tip of the tongue along her lips

    LIKE HUMAN CHAPSTICK

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I just hung out with gf roommate's hippy friend and we talked about how awful Trump is and them she started talking about her acupuncture and liver waves and I got rage whiplash

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I mean you could ask how the alt right could see Trump's debate performance and not conclude he's a rambling incoherent moron not fit to be an assistant manager at Wal-mart

    but then you could also ask why florida man keeps stabbing people and painting a dick on the map with an airplane and fighting crocodiles
    in my defense,
    Let he who has never done something he regrets while under the influence of bath salts cast the first stone.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    had we taken the oil (and we should have taken the oil)

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    open mouthed even

    just the tip of the tongue along her lips

    let me get that for you baby

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I mean you could ask how the alt right could see Trump's debate performance and not conclude he's a rambling incoherent moron not fit to be an assistant manager at Wal-mart

    but then you could also ask why florida man keeps stabbing people and painting a dick on the map with an airplane and fighting crocodiles
    in my defense,
    Let he who has never done something he regrets while under the influence of bath salts cast the first stone.

    okay where is the stone i got this.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    She looks a lot like her mother did like 40 years. Trump probably has Alzheimers and thinks it's Ivana.

    jesus fuck bruh

    listen I'm not the one who kissed my daugther on the lips

    open mouthed even

    just the tip of the tongue along her lips

    let me get that for you baby

    Didn't even need to @ him.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I just hung out with gf roommate's hippy friend and we talked about how awful Trump is and them she started talking about her acupuncture and liver waves and I got rage whiplash

    em how many times in your life have you said to someone, "hey can we just talk about trump some more?"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I just hung out with gf roommate's hippy friend and we talked about how awful Trump is and them she started talking about her acupuncture and liver waves and I got rage whiplash

    em how many times in your life have you said to someone, "hey can we just talk about trump some more?"

    Well, I dunno, as a connoisseur of liver waves...

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    what the fuck are liver waves

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I mean you could ask how the alt right could see Trump's debate performance and not conclude he's a rambling incoherent moron not fit to be an assistant manager at Wal-mart

    but then you could also ask why florida man keeps stabbing people and painting a dick on the map with an airplane and fighting crocodiles
    in my defense,
    Let he who has never done something he regrets while under the influence of bath salts cast the first stone.

    okay where is the stone i got this.

    It's actually "cast the first stoner"

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    using a well-respected comedian's routine with the intent that no one laughs seems like

    i dunno maybe you're the problem?
    mansplaining neo-liberal crypto fascist fake ally detected

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    using a well-respected comedian's routine with the intent that no one laughs seems like

    i dunno maybe you're the problem?
    mansplaining neo-liberal crypto fascist fake ally detected

    as a well actually

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I mean you could ask how the alt right could see Trump's debate performance and not conclude he's a rambling incoherent moron not fit to be an assistant manager at Wal-mart

    but then you could also ask why florida man keeps stabbing people and painting a dick on the map with an airplane and fighting crocodiles
    in my defense,
    Let he who has never done something he regrets while under the influence of bath salts cast the first stone.

    okay where is the stone i got this.

    It's actually "cast the first stoner"

    "Hey, have you ever wanted to feel weightless? Like, for real?"

    As you take them up to the roof.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I haven't seen BeNarwhal around in a couple of days.

    He's still alive right?

    He hasn't gotten back together with Stabby McStabbykins right?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    using a well-respected comedian's routine with the intent that no one laughs seems like

    i dunno maybe you're the problem?

    That's not quite what happened.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    what the fuck are liver waves

    Just a silly thing. It doesn't matter. I made a joke about dryads and then had to evade a serious conversation about dryads.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2016
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in butt" like half the time they read it?

    Coinage on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i think i might be a neo-liberal

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    using a well-respected comedian's routine with the intent that no one laughs seems like

    i dunno maybe you're the problem?

    That's not quite what happened.

    how should i know what happened i'm just making judgments here

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    How many other people think the thread title is "Pump beer in your butt" like half the time they read it?

    Zero times.

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