@Cythraul Just because it is the end of the world as we know it does not mean your CaH responsibilities are no longer valid. On the contrary, we need filthy internet card games now more than ever.
(Heffling is on hiatus for another day so you have one fewer to choose from)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Obesity! (Sir Fabulous)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Stank dick! (Egos)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Growing a pair! (Cythraul)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Nipple blades! (Gizzy)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Chloroform! (Cog )
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
Looks like @Cog forgot to clear his YouTube history. Now he has to admit the he actually watched all of these:
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife Bloopers! (Egos)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Bloopers! (Anialos)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Foreskin Bloopers! (Heffling)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Seppuku Bloopers! (Sir Fabulous )
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Crippling social anxiety Bloopers! (Cyhtraul)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes Bloopers! (Gizzy)
@Sir Fabulous is all about souvenirs from Mexico, be they dubiously transmitted or 'legitimately' purchased.
What did I bring back from Mexico? A whole baby. (Cythraul)
What did I bring back from Mexico? My constituents. (Anialos)
What did I bring back from Mexico? A wall built by American and paid for by Americans to keep Americans out of Mexico. (Heffling)
What did I bring back from Mexico? A man from Craigslist. (Cog )
What did I bring back from Mexico? TWENTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS. (Egos)
What did I bring back from Mexico? The hardworking Mexican. (Gizzy)
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Pwuf. Some of these are a little real after last week.
Anyway, I don't think any hard-working, self-respecting Mexican would want to go to America right now.
@Cog what down ticket option excited you the most?
Utah is considering the legalization of Mushy tushy. (Gizzy)
Utah is considering the legalization of Lots and lots of abortions. (Heffling)
Utah is considering the legalization of Being blind and deaf and having no limbs. (Anialos)
Utah is considering the legalization of Taking a shit while running at full speed. (Egos)
Utah is considering the legalization of A low standard of living. (Sir Fabulous)
Utah is considering the legalization of Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet. (Cythraul )
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Special musical guest, Cher. (Cog)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? My soul. (Anialos)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Penis envy. (Egos)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts. (Heffling)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Hope. (Gizzy )
@Gizzy spent a lot of time on the yearbook committee and was able to get just what she wanted for a mascot:
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes. (Cog )
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is The eighth graders. (Heffling)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit. (Egos)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is A shit-ton of glitter. (Cythraul)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. (Sir Fabulous)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is A pizza guy who fucked up. (Anialos)
@Cog just talked to Jon Stewart on the phone. Really. And do you know what he learned?
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Racist ninjas. (Egos )
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? The male gaze. (Anialos)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Completely uninspired by the next presidential race, he wanted to instead hang out with cog and watch videos of Fenton. (Gizzy)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? A sense of resignation. (Cythraul)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Sugar madness. (Heffling)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Pretending to have the hiccups. (Sir Fabulous)
Racist ninjas could explain so much of what is terrible now. Trump/Pence? Racist ninjas. Climate change? Racist ninjas. Pluto no longer a planet? Racist ninjas. @Egos knows what is really going on.
Why can't I sleep at night? A tiny horse. (Cog)
Why can't I sleep at night? Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis. (Heffling)
Why can't I sleep at night? Nonstop helicoptering. (Cythraul)
Why can't I sleep at night? Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. (Gizzy)
Why can't I sleep at night? The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. (Anialos )
Why can't I sleep at night? Vikings. (Sir Fabulous)
CaH is better in indigestion mode. Or not. I'll leave that up to @Anialos
A blanket with a hole in it is way better in A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull mode. (Heffling)
Filling a man's anus with concrete is way better in Assless chaps mode. (Egos)
A dumpster fire is way better in Bullets mode. (Gizzy)
Casting Magic Missile at a bully is way better in No survivors mode. (Cog)
When you fart and a little bit comes out is way better in Explosive decompression mode. (Cythrual)
Eating together like a god damn family for once is way better in Incest mode. (Sir Fabulous )
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@Sir Fabulous @Gizzy @Cog @Egos @Cythraul @Heffling
If Snidely Whiplash were modern and disgusting. And, well, a Baron:
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von _____!
Confusion will be my epitaph
(Heffling is on hiatus for another day so you have one fewer to choose from)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Obesity! (Sir Fabulous)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Stank dick! (Egos)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Growing a pair! (Cythraul)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Nipple blades! (Gizzy)
Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von Chloroform! (Cog
@Anialos @Sir Fabulous @Egos @Cythraul @Gizzy @Heffling
Can you believe America's Funniest Videos is still on? Who needs that when you have YouTube click bait like:
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious ____ Bloopers!
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife Bloopers! (Egos)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Bloopers! (Anialos)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Foreskin Bloopers! (Heffling)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Seppuku Bloopers! (Sir Fabulous
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Crippling social anxiety Bloopers! (Cyhtraul)
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes Bloopers! (Gizzy)
On with the show!
@Cog @Egos @Anialos @Heffling @Cythraul @Gizzy
I feel kind of funny...
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What did I bring back from Mexico? A whole baby. (Cythraul)
What did I bring back from Mexico? My constituents. (Anialos)
What did I bring back from Mexico? A wall built by American and paid for by Americans to keep Americans out of Mexico. (Heffling)
What did I bring back from Mexico? A man from Craigslist. (Cog
What did I bring back from Mexico? TWENTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS. (Egos)
What did I bring back from Mexico? The hardworking Mexican. (Gizzy)
Anyway, I don't think any hard-working, self-respecting Mexican would want to go to America right now.
A man from Craigslist, however...
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
Speaking of campaign promises:
@Sir Fabulous @Cythraul @Anialos @Heffling @Egos @Gizzy
Utah is considering the legalization of _____.
Utah is considering the legalization of Mushy tushy. (Gizzy)
Utah is considering the legalization of Lots and lots of abortions. (Heffling)
Utah is considering the legalization of Being blind and deaf and having no limbs. (Anialos)
Utah is considering the legalization of Taking a shit while running at full speed. (Egos)
Utah is considering the legalization of A low standard of living. (Sir Fabulous)
Utah is considering the legalization of Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet. (Cythraul
@Cog @Gizzy @Heffling @Anialos @Egos @Sir Fabulous
I swear this is a random card. The gods of CaH have a cruel sense of humor:
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House?
@Cythraul take us to your political safe place.
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Special musical guest, Cher. (Cog)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? My soul. (Anialos)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Penis envy. (Egos)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts. (Heffling)
If he were elected president, what would Bernie Sanders bring to the White House? Hope. (Gizzy
Do I pick the one that made me laugh, or the one that I feel is the correct answer?
Confusion will be my epitaph
Confusion will be my epitaph
Confusion will be my epitaph
@Cythraul @Cog @Anialos @Egos @Heffling @Sir Fabulous
The high school in my area is superior to the high school in your area. Why?
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _____.
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
Everyone had a great time in high school, right?
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes. (Cog
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is The eighth graders. (Heffling)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit. (Egos)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is A shit-ton of glitter. (Cythraul)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. (Sir Fabulous)
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is A pizza guy who fucked up. (Anialos)
Island Name: Felinefine
@Gizzy @Heffling @Egos @Cythraul @Sir Fabulous @Anialos
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring?
...especially now when we need him the most. John Oliver is good but not quite good enough.
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Racist ninjas. (Egos
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? The male gaze. (Anialos)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Completely uninspired by the next presidential race, he wanted to instead hang out with cog and watch videos of Fenton. (Gizzy)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? A sense of resignation. (Cythraul)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Sugar madness. (Heffling)
Why is Jon Stewart really retiring? Pretending to have the hiccups. (Sir Fabulous)
Island Name: Felinefine
Confusion will be my epitaph
@Cog @Anialos @Gizzy @Cythraul @Heffling @Sir Fabulous
Why can't I sleep at night?
Racist ninjas works for this one, too.
Why can't I sleep at night? A tiny horse. (Cog)
Why can't I sleep at night? Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis. (Heffling)
Why can't I sleep at night? Nonstop helicoptering. (Cythraul)
Why can't I sleep at night? Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. (Gizzy)
Why can't I sleep at night? The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. (Anialos
Why can't I sleep at night? Vikings. (Sir Fabulous)
seems....about right.
Not that I don't appreciate the idea that someone would be up all night trying to figure out how to have sex with a dolphin.
@Egos @Cog @Heffling @Cythraul @Gizzy @Sir Fabulous
Remember be awful to your friends and family today! Nothing says thanksgiving like CaH played with a mild turkey and wine buzz.
_____ is way better in ______ mode.
A blanket with a hole in it is way better in A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull mode. (Heffling)
Filling a man's anus with concrete is way better in Assless chaps mode. (Egos)
A dumpster fire is way better in Bullets mode. (Gizzy)
Casting Magic Missile at a bully is way better in No survivors mode. (Cog)
When you fart and a little bit comes out is way better in Explosive decompression mode. (Cythrual)
Eating together like a god damn family for once is way better in Incest mode. (Sir Fabulous