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Burn in Hell, Jack Chick
Sterica
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The infamous tractmiester, and all-around awful dude, has finally kicked the bucket.
Pay your respects by posting your favorite tracts. And remember: you can't ALL post the D&D one.
Pay your respects by posting your favorite tracts. And remember: you can't ALL post the D&D one.
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https://crimesagainstdivinity.wordpress.com/2012/06/10/jack-chicks-that-crazy-guy-dissected/
this one holds a special place in my heart
mainly because of DO IT IN THE DIRT
I'll always remember the day my priest quoted Jack Chick at me after I started playing D&D, that bastard.
Didn't stop me but I did have to ditch my 3.5 books.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
MOON GOD?
I bet the candy was bad, too.
but nope, totally real
It's amazing that I still love Halloween after that. As it was pretty much my first time trick or treating since we lived miles and miles from anyone.
Also, one time I found one of his tracts discarded at a bus station, one of the ones where a brave student refutes their science teacher in class and converts everybody on the spot to believe in Young Earth Creationism. In the back there was a page, "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?" With check boxes for yes and no, like an elementary school "Do you have a crush on me?" note.
Somebody had already checked "No" before throwing it away, but even as a joke that kind of made me sad.
Jesus was an all right dude, and he deserves to be represented by better people.
where the rock band is managed by literal satan
and one of the members marries his husband and satan thinks "I'll give you a wedding present... SOME AIDS!"
Only a few of them are Chick Tracts, but they're probably the prizes of the collection (all of which was obtained through having it given to me or found on a bus or whatever)
There's a local bookstore that specializes in queer literature and zines, and they've always got a big box full of 'em for sale, but I never felt right about buying them
Jack Chick, you were a terrible person, and I'm really grateful that I was insulated enough from you that you never had an effect on my life
You're pretty fun to laugh it, but not everyone gets that opportunity
pleasepaypreacher.net
A rancid old fucker and a mouthpiece for wretched, unspeakable hatred, but man. Some of that garbage ended up really funny.
It's the masochist equivalent of finding a $20 on the ground
LMAOWNED
The Final unfinished Chic Tract was found by his deathbed. Its just a picture of Jack being dragged into a pit by an unseen force. His only dialouge Balloon is unfinished but implies a scream.
It's pretty fucked up that The Bandit gave that lady AIDS. Stick to smuggling beer, you goofball.
Excuse me, Jack Chick is a good Christian and he does not believe in ghosts. That's some pagan nonsense right there.
That was when Little Timmy became a JRPG villain.
For example, when I started playing D&D in high school they were convinced I'd end up possessed or something
that was a pretty common fear in the 70s-80s
my parents had it too, and they were never big on church
Hi there.
I'd be so into that
I'm kind of surprised I haven't seen anything like that from The Satanic Church, although they're a bunch of phonies so it's probably for the best
Tyler you fuckup
you forgot to gather followers
Oglaf has those.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
but honestly they all just really pissed me off
Yeah I just started talking to someone in our local area that does a lot of zine printing and stuff. And now I want to pivot all of my plans into doing little tract style comics that are just utter piss takes.
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