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Burn in Hell, Jack Chick

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The "sing" typo in that Darkseid comic is driving me nuts.

  • GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    Chick tracts are the definition of so bad it's wonderful to me

  • Ebola ColaEbola Cola Registered User regular
    dude hated him some Russians

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    That is an interesting note.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    That is an interesting note.

    It really is

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Totes neato.

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Interesting, but also really spooky.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    For some reason that note about Magog being an ancient name for Russia just makes me mad
    No it isn't! It never has been that!

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I was already thinking about taking a look at neo druidism, but now that I know I can be spooky?!?! Sign me the fuck up

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  • NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    So I just looked up how old he was when he died. He was 92.

    Godsdamn there is no justice in the world. This bastard makes it past 90 and Terry Pratchet dies at 66, suffering from early onset Alzheimer's before that.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Interesting Note: Keikaku means plan

  • Mr KhanMr Khan Not Everyone WAHHHRegistered User regular
    Always have to wonder if there was ever a soul who was brought to Jesus by reading that crap.

    Even if one had a preference for fundamental Evangelism, folks should know poorly-written garbage when they see it.

    Though his stuff was also so funny it's hard to think he was serious. You can go to places like Fundies Say The Darndest things if you want to hate-read some real garbage, but not too much of it is actually funny.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    For some reason that note about Magog being an ancient name for Russia just makes me mad
    No it isn't! It never has been that!

    unless you're Alex Ross in which case it is that and also anything else you might ever need it to be for any comic you write, ever

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Magog McCree?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Magog just makes me think of Heroes Of Might & Magic III.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    For some reason that note about Magog being an ancient name for Russia just makes me mad
    No it isn't! It never has been that!

    Fun fact: Nobody actually knows what nation "Magog" is supposed to refer to!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gog_and_Magog
    The aggadah, homiletic and non-legalistic exegetical texts in the classical rabbinic literature of Judaism, treat Gog and Magog as two names for the same nation who will come against Israel in the final war. The rabbis associated no specific nation or territory with them beyond a location to the north of Israel, but the great Jewish scholar Rashi identified the Christians as their allies and said God would thwart their plan to kill all Israel.

    Early Christian writers (e.g. Eusebius) frequently identified Gog and Magog with the Romans and their emperor.[70] After the Empire became Christian, Ambrose (d.397) identified Gog with the Goths, Jerome (d. 420) with the Scythians and Jordanes (died c. 555) said that Goths, Scythians and Amazons were all the same; he also cited Alexander's gates in the Caucasus. The Byzantine writer Procopius said it was the Huns Alexander had locked out, and a Western monk named Fredegar seems to have Gog and Magog in mind in his description of savage hordes from beyond Alexander's gates who had assisted the Byzantine emperor Heraclius (610–641) against the Saracens.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Isn't Magog the evil sorcerer from King's Quest III?

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    The thing with Chick Tracts, I suspect, is that most of the people handing them out have probably never read them. It's just somebody's grandma thinking "what can I do to help all these young people find The Lord?", and hearing about him at church. So she orders a box and starts handing them out, because the young people, they allegedly love the comic books, don't they? But never reads them herself.

    I'd bet that the True Believers, who read through a Chick tract and go "Yes! YES! THIS IS GOOD, THIS MUST PROPAGATE !", those are probably a pretty small minority of distributors.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    250px-Magogdcu0.jpg

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Isn't Magog the evil sorcerer from King's Quest III?

    No, that's Manannan.

    A name I always thought was just 'Manhattan' when I was a kid.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Was that drawn by Rob Liefeld?

  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Mr Khan wrote: »
    Always have to wonder if there was ever a soul who was brought to Jesus by reading that crap.



    So maybe one? And if so, look how that turned out.

    Mayabird on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    no the fists are recognizably human

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    no the fists are recognizably human

    I don't know. Bad anatomy, bunch of pouches.. No feet. Very Liefeldian

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Let's stop talking about Jack Chick and start talking about old computer games

    remember Commander Keen

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Let's stop talking about Jack Chick and start talking about old computer games

    remember Commander Keen

    Boy do I!

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Let's stop talking about Jack Chick and start talking about old computer games

    remember Commander Keen

    Boy do I!

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Let's stop talking about Jack Chick and start talking about old computer games

    remember Commander Keen

    Yeah, I was banned from playing it because there was a jumping wolf monster in one section and I guess that was bad??

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Playing old PC games is weird because I don't remember how many of them I played with cheat codes

    Which honestly was most of them

    as a result, I'm real bad at Doom and such

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    no the fists are recognizably human

    I don't know. Bad anatomy, bunch of pouches.. No feet. Very Liefeldian

    the crazy thing is that because it's alex ross, he was definitely painting it from a life model

    so he had that guy standing right in front of him and he still came out looking like that

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    best old games are Quest for Glory, it is known

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    best old games are Quest for Glory, it is known

    These are strong contenders, at least.

    They still have the thing I dislike in Sierra adventure games where you can fuck yourself out of the end of the game, but eh.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah it's harder to do in those than others, except in the third one, it's pretty easy to do but that game was kind of a shitshow in a lot of different ways

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Best old PC game is the original Master of Orion

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    My favorite "Sierra fucks over the player" moment is either Space Quest 2 having a monster that kisses you early on which makes a chestburster kill you on the second-to-last screen of the game

    OR

    the bridge in King's Quest 2 that breaks after you cross it a precise number of times, the number of times being exactly the number of times you should cross it.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah I don't know what the hell Roberta Williams was thinking

    being married to her must be like playing Wheel of goddamn Fortune

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Let's stop talking about Jack Chick and start talking about old computer games

    remember Commander Keen
    I can think of a much more appropriate game.
    captain-bible-in-dome-of-darkness_1.png

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I was a Lucasarts kid, honestly

    I am even somewhat fond of The Dig.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    I had this game when I was a kid:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_(video_game)

    the cover makes it look fuckin' sick

    like FUCK YEAH MOSES YOU CALL DOWN THE WRATH ON THAT FUCKIN' HUGE STONE WALL

    and then it was actually super dull

    also it was an infuriating experience because in between levels you had to play bible trivia for extra lives and it did not have the right answers

    let me tell you, nothing pissed off 8-year-old me like incorrect trivia

    Shorty on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    what exactly is wrong with the anatomy

    alex ross knows what he is doing

    i get that the character evokes liefeld (because he is supposed to - he's a critique of the "grim and gritty" era of 90s comics) but I don't think there are actual technical fouls there

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