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Burn in Hell, Jack Chick

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I still don't know who this person was.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
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    You should really check with @Zonugal befote posting his picture

    One of my better moments.

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    Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    I still don't know who this person was.

    Deeply conservative and reclusive cartoonist that made and distributed pamphlets containing cartoons about his views on how to live life in a Christian way, critiquing things he saw as ungodly such as roleplaying games, homosexuality, Islam, and satanism in a way that was usually a) incredibly unrealistic to the point of silliness and b) extremely prejudicial and bigoted.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
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    best old games are Quest for Glory, it is known

    Have you played Heroine's Quest? It's a totally free game, a lovingly fan-made homage to the QfG games

    I recently did a full-series runthrough on QfG when that big Sierra Humble Bundle went up, and then finally gave Heroine's Quest a shot after. It's a better Quest for Glory game than any of the actual Quest for Glory games, with the possible exception of QfG4, which it at least ties with.

    I hadn't heard about this and I am VERY intrigued

    It's all wrapped up in Norse folklore/mythology, has some very clever ideas (including a frostbite mechanic that makes exploration genuinely exciting and dangerous), fun puzzles, really excellent SVGA graphics, combat that's actually half-decent, a really slick soundtrack. It's even fully voice-acted, with most of it half-competent. Can't recommend it highly enough.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Oh jeez, I kept thinking you guys were talking about a comic Chick made about Debate and Discourse. I kept wondering how Penny Arcade ended up getting Chick's attention.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I have known about Chick Tracts for nearly as long as I've had access to the Internet, but I still haven't seen one in real life.

    I too thought they were a rumor and a bad joke
    Then I saw the Harry Potter ones. Years later one of the church groups hides them in the liquor at work so I have a bunch of them but not the really good ones

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    i've seen them being sold in novelty and gag stores. which was funny at the time, but in hindsight, meant that those stores were giving money to Chick. hrmm.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    joey's got it allllll figured out

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The one with the pedophile who gets into heaven is the one that got removed, right?

    ...

    You know what?

    I don't want to know.

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    Mr KhanMr Khan Not Everyone WAHHHRegistered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The one with the pedophile who gets into heaven is the one that got removed, right?

    ...

    You know what?

    I don't want to know.

    The idea probably being that the worst people can get into heaven through a profession of faith, to hammer home the point that accepting Jesus can save anyone (and provide a solid counterpoint to the Tract posted earlier with the Catholic who did good in his life but still burned).

    "Got removed" from where, that Chick printed it and it got pulled from circulation?

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
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    Is that Han Solo?

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    EvilCakeEvilCake Richmond VARegistered User regular
    GR_Zombie wrote: »
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    Is that Han Solo?

    yeah p sure that scene happened in the prequels

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The one with the pedophile who gets into heaven is the one that got removed, right?

    ...

    You know what?

    I don't want to know.

    https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/chick-tract-review-lisa/

    Trigger warning asf. It has commentary as well, condemning the tract. It's... horrifying

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The one with the pedophile who gets into heaven is the one that got removed, right?

    ...

    You know what?

    I don't want to know.

    https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/chick-tract-review-lisa/

    Trigger warning asf. It has commentary as well, condemning the tract. It's... horrifying

    Fuck

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    I like me some Monkey Island, even though I can't get my copies of I and II to work on my current computer. I wound up playing them in the order 3, 1, 2, and then Tales.

    Luckily there are remastered versions of 1 and 2 available on Steam and GOG. You can even play with the original graphics if you prefer.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That raises a good point.

    Who is Jesus?

    Find out on my new sitcom about That Lady and her invisible friend Jesus where they hunt vampires

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    thirteen years too late, uriel

    https://youtu.be/4LRIypcaIX4

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm anyways late.

    I think I'll workshop this idea some more though before this nyquil knocks me out.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
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    InvectivusInvectivus Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    thirteen years too late, uriel

    https://youtu.be/4LRIypcaIX4

    The ONLY saving grace for that movie was the female lead.

    If there is a Hell, that movie is being played 24/7, and we're strapped into that chair from a clockwork orange, forced to watch it for all eternity

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I haven't seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter in many years

    But I remember it being thoroughly okay

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    InvectivusInvectivus Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I haven't seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter in many years

    But I remember it being thoroughly okay
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    thirteen years too late, uriel

    https://youtu.be/4LRIypcaIX4

    man this movie was disappointing

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    jesus christ: vampire hunter rules

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    http://lauralot89.blogspot.ca/2013/06/the-last-generation-1972.html

    Jack Chick's nightmare fantasy world would make a good Rifts campaign setting. I do like that this dystopian future was caused by Jesus Christ Superstar.


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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    jesus christ: vampire hunter rules

    it had a couple good jokes but I just can't get over how they took the premise and thought "okay so the first thing we should do is make Jesus look like some blowjob from the background of a Red Hot Chili Peppers music video"

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    jesus christ: vampire hunter rules

    it had a couple good jokes but I just can't get over how they took the premise and thought "okay so the first thing we should do is make Jesus look like some blowjob from the background of a Red Hot Chili Peppers music video"

    i mean i am also super biased because i got invited to the nyc premiere as well

    plus i just really like the odessa filmworks guys

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I'll say the same thing I said about Scalia

    I'm not glad he's dead

    but I sure am ecstatic that he's permanently retired.

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    best old games are Quest for Glory, it is known

    Have you played Heroine's Quest? It's a totally free game, a lovingly fan-made homage to the QfG games

    I recently did a full-series runthrough on QfG when that big Sierra Humble Bundle went up, and then finally gave Heroine's Quest a shot after. It's a better Quest for Glory game than any of the actual Quest for Glory games, with the possible exception of QfG4, which it at least ties with.

    I hadn't heard about this and I am VERY intrigued

    It's all wrapped up in Norse folklore/mythology, has some very clever ideas (including a frostbite mechanic that makes exploration genuinely exciting and dangerous), fun puzzles, really excellent SVGA graphics, combat that's actually half-decent, a really slick soundtrack. It's even fully voice-acted, with most of it half-competent. Can't recommend it highly enough.

    Holy shit, thanks for the recommendation! I just tried it out tonight and jeez it brings back memories. Even the jokes are just like the old QfG series! (And of course I died from frostbite in 27 minutes... maybe I shouldn't try the highest difficulty setting yet.)

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular


    Aaahhhhh today's a good day for jokes

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    best old games are Quest for Glory, it is known

    Have you played Heroine's Quest? It's a totally free game, a lovingly fan-made homage to the QfG games

    I recently did a full-series runthrough on QfG when that big Sierra Humble Bundle went up, and then finally gave Heroine's Quest a shot after. It's a better Quest for Glory game than any of the actual Quest for Glory games, with the possible exception of QfG4, which it at least ties with.

    I hadn't heard about this and I am VERY intrigued

    It's all wrapped up in Norse folklore/mythology, has some very clever ideas (including a frostbite mechanic that makes exploration genuinely exciting and dangerous), fun puzzles, really excellent SVGA graphics, combat that's actually half-decent, a really slick soundtrack. It's even fully voice-acted, with most of it half-competent. Can't recommend it highly enough.

    Holy shit, thanks for the recommendation! I just tried it out tonight and jeez it brings back memories. Even the jokes are just like the old QfG series! (And of course I died from frostbite in 27 minutes... maybe I shouldn't try the highest difficulty setting yet.)

    I'm glad you dig it!

    Look, everybody! Jack Chick indirectly made somebody happy!

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