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OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered User regular
edited December 2016 in Debate and/or Discourse
A game for bandits and emperors alike.



That video looks very good if you have a fancy TV, but otherwise I bet it looks weird and red.

Chess can be exciting! Like in this game that just decided the world championships!!

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http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gaming/2016/12/_50_qh6_the_move_that_won_magnus_carlsen_the_world_chess_championship.html

Chess tournaments can also be set in Bangkok and involve a lot of tug jobs.



CHESS.

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    The better song from Chess is "Anthem":

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    Geth, ban hanhsoo1 from my chat because he once beat me in chess in like 4 moves when I was having a poop day. Then fire ze missiles.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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    Geth, ban hanhsoo1 from my chat because he once beat me in chess in like 4 moves when I was having a poop day. Then fire ze missiles.
    I said I was sorry! :( In the wrong thread, but still!

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    Geth, ban hanhsoo1 from my chat because he once beat me in chess in like 4 moves when I was having a poop day. Then fire ze missiles.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbYZelOW7mkV0HhLJp2A8Xg/videos

    jesus this kid is like 10 and he's more woodsman than I am.

    I totally did not suggest we could harm this fine boy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    City of Seattle to Divest From Wells Fargo, Citing DAPL and Fraud Scandal
    AN ORDINANCE relating to strengthening The City of Seattle’s policies for
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    Summary and background of the Legislation: This ordinance relates to strengthening The
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    Hahaha, get fucked, Wells Fargo

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Geth, ban hanhsoo1 from my chat because he once beat me in chess in like 4 moves when I was having a poop day. Then fire ze missiles.
    I said I was sorry! :( In the wrong thread, but still!

    haha, it's fine. it was pretty hilarious.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Look, everyone gets got by the 4-move mate. It's a rite of passage.

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    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Look, everyone gets got by the 4-move mate. It's a rite of passage.

    nah it wasn't that move

    he didn't mate, he just like wrecked me

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    the only chess game i've ever witnessed was last january when i was single at a bar 30 minutes before closing time

    i was with my 2 female roommates and they were trying to wingman me and help me score with someone from this group of asian girls

    the asian girls were trying to wingman their guy friend onto one of my roommates

    eventually one of the girls asked "does our friend have any chance with one of your friend's tonight?"

    i looked and realized what was happening, that this was a chess match between two groups of girls, us guys were the pawns

    so i told her "he has as much of a chance with them as i have a chance with you"

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    yassssssssss queeeeeeen takes pawn

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

    nah, esp. with online dating

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    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

    I dont think so bro. Youre a good looking cool dude with tons to offer

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    the only chess game i've ever witnessed was last january when i was single at a bar 30 minutes before closing time

    i was with my 2 female roommates and they were trying to wingman me and help me score with someone from this group of asian girls

    the asian girls were trying to wingman their guy friend onto one of my roommates

    eventually one of the girls asked "does our friend have any chance with one of your friend's tonight?"

    i looked and realized what was happening, that this was a chess match between two groups of girls, us guys were the pawns

    so i told her "he has as much of a chance with them as i have a chance with you"

    so you and that guy fucked right

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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    'Neckbeard' is a slur basically akin to 'retard' and people oughtn't use it.
    Huh? How do you figure?
    I don't think it's that bad but I do pretty much agree with this comic that it ought to be avoided.

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    OK, that comic makes a good point and I will refrain from using Neckbeard as an insult from now on.

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    I need someone to carry me to the shower and then dress me. I think I could take it from there and leave the house.

    if you can wait til like sometime sunday afternoon i'm omw

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    Organichu wrote: »
    I need someone to carry me to the shower and then dress me. I think I could take it from there and leave the house.

    I'll wheel you out to the garage and spray you down with a garden hose

    Agreed?

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    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

    http://www.ourtime.com/

    Savage.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

    http://www.ourtime.com/

    Savage.

    Yeah that's rekt.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I need someone to carry me to the shower and then dress me. I think I could take it from there and leave the house.

    I'll wheel you out to the garage and spray you down with a garden hose

    Agreed?

    Bring me my rag on a stick

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Ah thanks dudes, I didn't mean to make it like that I'm not down on myself or a sad sack. Just hard to meet new people for any reason.

    But thanks.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Nurse, Veteran, Army Mom, Ficus, Space Dad, Survivor Contestant God Bless This Mess Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Yeah gooey I'm sure I'd enjoy it on multiple levels it just often feels like that ship has sailed.

    http://www.ourtime.com/

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Ah thanks dudes, I didn't mean to make it like that I'm not down on myself or a sad sack. Just hard to meet new people for any reason.

    But thanks.

    it's tough

    if you're happy doing what you're doing, then you do you, but like, if you think you might want to try it out, it's definitely something you can accomplish

    ilu either way

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