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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    goddamn I love kung pow so much. weuweuw!

    WiiU WiiU.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hmm it might be nap time?!

    *looks at league of legends*

    *looks at bed*

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    hmm it might be nap time?!

    *looks at league of legends*

    *looks at bed*

    League of Bedends

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    hmm it might be nap time?!

    *looks at league of legends*

    *looks at bed*

    play league of legends until you are dead inside that's the same as sleep

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    hmm it might be nap time?!

    *looks at league of legends*

    *looks at bed*

    League of Bedends

    read this as league of bellends and thought harsh, but fair.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    As D&D is still down I'll post the news here:

    The true hero that that stopped the the recent terror attack in Berlin from having possibly much higher death toll?

    It was the truck itself that the attacker used. It was equipped with a an anti collision system that stopped it from driving any further through the christmas market.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    https://youtu.be/iwqN3Ur-wP0

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    Not soon enough.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    I k ow this is a joke, but I think this whole fake news thing is like the more innocent end of the spectrum that this kind of world would produce.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    The more important question is how soon until we can date passionate machines

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Cub Scouts are in the news again. Kicked out a 8 year old trans boy because of parents complaints... ugh.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    I k ow this is a joke, but I think this whole fake news thing is like the more innocent end of the spectrum that this kind of world would produce.
    *injects Vanguard with a cocktail of drugs*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    The more important question is how soon until we can date passionate machines

    By 2050, experts say

    http://fortune.com/2016/12/26/human-robot-love-marriage-relationships/

    Also I just fucking googled human robot relationships

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Y'all have fun with your robot overlords.

    I'll be in the woods safely tucked away from the metalgeddon

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    This lady's name is Vicki Victory

    She is definitely a superhero who fights the Nazis and sells war bonds in a skirt and mask

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Cub Scouts are in the news again. Kicked out a 8 year old trans boy because of parents complaints... ugh.

    yeah one of the best and worst things for me this year was getting to teach some boy scouts how to do primitive stuff and at the same time hearing about how some of the scout leaders left when there was a vote to let in gay scout leaders (they were proud of this fact) and how the ones that stuck around "make sure to keep things clean..."

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Y'all have fun with your robot overlords.

    I'll be in the woods safely tucked away from the metalgeddon

    think how much better at wilderness survival you would be with the assistance of a benevolent peacebot equipped with a 3d printer and a chassis mounted 2mm railgun

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Also I just fucking googled human robot relationships

    That's how it begins

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Cub Scouts are in the news again. Kicked out a 8 year old trans boy because of parents complaints... ugh.

    yeah one of the best and worst things for me this year was getting to teach some boy scouts how to do primitive stuff and at the same time hearing about how some of the scout leaders left when there was a vote to let in gay scout leaders (they were proud of this fact) and how the ones that stuck around "make sure to keep things clean..."

    They check your pubes in the boyscouts? Maybe I should have joined.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I look at dhalsim now and am just jealous of how he can get his knees that far below his hips.

    Full lotus and then roll forward over the knees to something that looks almost like a double pigeon.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Y'all have fun with your robot overlords.

    I'll be in the woods safely tucked away from the metalgeddon

    think how much better at wilderness survival you would be with the assistance of a benevolent peacebot equipped with a 3d printer and a chassis mounted 2mm railgun

    yeah no I've been watching boston dymanics with an ever growing fear for the past four years.

    If we start fighting each other I won't join sides in a war but before I disappear into the woods I will be blowing up that office provided it's empty of human employees.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Also I just fucking googled human robot relationships

    That's how it begins

    Perhaps the real friends we made are the robots we fucked along the way

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    how soon until we can give all control of society to dispassionate machines

    The more important question is how soon until we can date passionate machines

    By 2050, experts say

    http://fortune.com/2016/12/26/human-robot-love-marriage-relationships/

    Also I just fucking googled human robot relationships

    There was a thing on that like yesterday on slashdot. I mean, I love robots but eh. I don't know if I'm ready for this future

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Had my review today, boss pointed out I took over 8000 calls this year, and yet made only 556 tickets. So he wanted that to go up. "Like if you make 1500 tickets its still awful, but you improved by 300%" so I asked if it was like when Mike Zunino gets one hit and it improves his batting average 20 points, and he laughed and said yes just like that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I hope at the very least I can be thrown into a recycler so the lipids in my body can be processed into some kind of biofuel for our new masters

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Y'all have fun with your robot overlords.

    I'll be in the woods safely tucked away from the metalgeddon

    think how much better at wilderness survival you would be with the assistance of a benevolent peacebot equipped with a 3d printer and a chassis mounted 2mm railgun

    yeah no I've been watching boston dymanics with an ever growing fear for the past four years.

    If we start fighting each other I won't join sides in a war but before I disappear into the woods I will be blowing up that office provided it's empty of human employees.

    You mean collaborators

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    hey I plowed some snow and walked dag and played with dag in the snow and took photos and then made a duck egg sandwich and ate it by the fire! this winter living ain't the worst I tell ya what.

    Post them!

    Mmmm OK! Give me a minute need to get them into lightroom so they're not huge af.

    @ me, please, so I can find them when I'm back in a few hours! Thank you!

    @Blameless Cleric @Houn my pleasure! OK WINTER PHOTOS GO!

    Meadow at the top of the road:
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    Road leading down to the lake:
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    Lake at the end of the road:
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    Oh no a wild beast attacks!
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    PHEW it was just my snow plow co-pilot all along!
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    "OK yeah this is fun and all but how about we go back to the warm fire and you feed me more treats?"
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    Awesome, @firewaterword. I miss places like that. Have to drive much too far to make it worthwhile here in Seattle...

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Y'all have fun with your robot overlords.

    I'll be in the woods safely tucked away from the metalgeddon

    think how much better at wilderness survival you would be with the assistance of a benevolent peacebot equipped with a 3d printer and a chassis mounted 2mm railgun

    yeah no I've been watching boston dymanics with an ever growing fear for the past four years.

    If we start fighting each other I won't join sides in a war but before I disappear into the woods I will be blowing up that office provided it's empty of human employees.

    Jokes on you it already is empty of human employees.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    My favorite Rogue moment was a 5e game a few months back where my Arcane Trickster archetype made extensive use of deception persuasion and performance in most if not all of the encounters

    I didn't need to draw my sword once, although I did need to cast Expeditious Retreat on myself.

    But that was part the of the plan.

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

    yeah I'm not even really sure what the benefit to breaking from the matrix was

    it's not like you didn't have choices in the matrix

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

    yeah I'm not even really sure what the benefit to breaking from the matrix was

    it's not like you didn't have choices in the matrix

    yeah I mean your biggest issue was that you know you might be programmed as a homeless person or something but I mean if you break out of the matrix you're still a homeless person.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    *reads imaginary D&D thread about the US Israel UN situation*

    PSN: Honkalot
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

    yeah I'm not even really sure what the benefit to breaking from the matrix was

    it's not like you didn't have choices in the matrix

    And by making nice with management you could live quite a delightful life unlike the shit existence in the "real" world.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    I hope at the very least I can be thrown into a recycler so the lipids in my body can be processed into some kind of biofuel for our new masters

    "It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and. become one with all the people."
    -Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Ethics for Tomorrow”.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

    yeah I'm not even really sure what the benefit to breaking from the matrix was

    it's not like you didn't have choices in the matrix

    yeah I mean your biggest issue was that you know you might be programmed as a homeless person or something but I mean if you break out of the matrix you're still a homeless person.

    unless you're the one, it's pretty much always a worst case scenario unless you like giant sex raves

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I look at dhalsim now and am just jealous of how he can get his knees that far below his hips.

    Full lotus and then roll forward over the knees to something that looks almost like a double pigeon.

    I don't even know what this means and reading it makes my joints hurt

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I've already mourned in advance the poor sap at boston dynamics whos job it is to test robot balance by kicking robots

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    if there's an AI war I'm turning on humanity at the first chance I get for a chance at being plugged into VR for unlimited virtual steak

    just so everyone knows where we stand

    yeah I'm not even really sure what the benefit to breaking from the matrix was

    it's not like you didn't have choices in the matrix

    and the machines were totally willing to give you terms for surrender

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