I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
Pull out a yearbook, completely buried in signatures. "As you can see, I'm full up in the friend department. However I'll be sure to let you know if there's an opening in the future."
Then don your trilby hat in a dramatic rolling motion, pull out your $600 custom vape rig and ride off into the night.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Your anxiety sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend's anxiety, which is to say: just because someone isn't great at communicating with you doesn't mean they don't care about you. This is especially true if you don't live together and your main method of talking is over text. SMS is unreliable, so you might consider setting a time to have actual phone calls with one another. That helps a lot, trust me.
Aside from that, all I can tell you is that your anxiety is lying to you. Your anxety is always lying to you. Always. Anxiety is not your friend. It is not something that keeps you honest in the face of undue optimism; it poisons you when operating under an otherwise pragmatic mindset. Do. Not. Trust. Your. Anxiety.
Get that tattooed on the inside of your forearm and refer to the tattoo as necessary.
Your anxiety sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend's anxiety, which is to say: just because someone isn't great at communicating with you doesn't mean they don't care about you. This is especially true if you don't live together and your main method of talking is over text. SMS is unreliable, so you might consider setting a time to have actual phone calls with one another. That helps a lot, trust me.
Aside from that, all I can tell you is that your anxiety is lying to you. Your anxety is always lying to you. Always. Anxiety is not your friend. It is not something that keeps you honest in the face of undue optimism; it poisons you when operating under an otherwise pragmatic mindset. Do. Not. Trust. Your. Anxiety.
Get that tattooed on the inside of your forearm and refer to the tattoo as necessary.
I would but a little voice in my head assures me the tattoo will get infected and I'll die.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Your anxiety sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend's anxiety, which is to say: just because someone isn't great at communicating with you doesn't mean they don't care about you. This is especially true if you don't live together and your main method of talking is over text. SMS is unreliable, so you might consider setting a time to have actual phone calls with one another. That helps a lot, trust me.
Aside from that, all I can tell you is that your anxiety is lying to you. Your anxety is always lying to you. Always. Anxiety is not your friend. It is not something that keeps you honest in the face of undue optimism; it poisons you when operating under an otherwise pragmatic mindset. Do. Not. Trust. Your. Anxiety.
Get that tattooed on the inside of your forearm and refer to the tattoo as necessary.
I would but a little voice in my head assures me the tattoo will get infected and I'll die.
Extract the voice with a 1/8" drill bit and an impact driver.
I am learning to deal with my anxiety. It's slow going.
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PINECONE SHOWED UP AND IS TAKING ME TO DINNER AT THE PLACE WE MET AT AND THEN HE'S GOING TO MY HOUSE AND WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE CONCERT HE'LL STILL BE THERE????!!!!
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
do you ask how much they can squat first
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
The UK visa office emailed today that the spousal visa application was being mailed back to my wife. Theres no indication if it was accepted or not until you get it physically. It should get there Thursday. Im so very on edge
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
do you ask how much they can squat first
I skulk around the squat rack at my gym. If they can't do at least 250, I don't even bother.
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I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
do you ask how much they can squat first
I skulk around the squat rack at my gym. If they can't do at least 250, I don't even bother.
A rose will blush crimson
A violet won't
It makes my heart skip
When leg day you don't
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I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
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@Veldrin honest question, are you not still kind of a dork? Just possibly more lovable and with a bigger beard?
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
So my girlfriend and I have been going out for a few weeks
Zero issues so far, She is rad as hell and we have had a great time.
Our first date she came over and we watched a wrestling PPV and ate pizza. Second date we went bowling got kinda drunk and went back to her place and watched Big Trouble in Little China.
We originally weren't gonna have Valentine's plans since she already made some with friends before we started going out but she had some free time in the middle of the day and I have the day off so she came over and we exchanged gifts and watched Godzilla and ate pizza rolls. I got her a big stuffed dinosaur eating a heart (she loves dinosaurs as much as I do) and she got me: a fucking Dragon Ball
So my girlfriend and I have been going out for a few weeks
Zero issues so far, She is rad as hell and we have had a great time.
Our first date she came over and we watched a wrestling PPV and ate pizza. Second date we went bowling got kinda drunk and went back to her place and watched Big Trouble in Little China.
We originally weren't gonna have Valentine's plans since she already made some with friends before we started going out but she had some free time in the middle of the day and I have the day off so she came over and we exchanged gifts and watched Godzilla and ate pizza rolls. I got her a big stuffed dinosaur eating a heart (she loves dinosaurs as much as I do) and she got me: a fucking Dragon Ball
Life is PRETTY GOOD, my friends
Have fun getting your shit kicked in every time some aliens come to Earth and want immortality or something.
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
This isn't a date: this is a mugging
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
This isn't a date: this is a mugging
Doesn't sound like you're having a good time. Lemme get you a cab
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We went to a German hall and had beers and shared a huge platter that had a pork shank, half a fucking chicken, huge kielbasa, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, spaetzle, and spinach dumplings.
At home for a bit before heading to see some bands.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
This isn't a date: this is a mugging
Doesn't sound like you're having a good time. Lemme get you a cab
Use my phone to call the police, since you probably took that too
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?
My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."
It gets the message across.
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
*rolls up sleeves* well hello free dinner
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
This isn't a date: this is a mugging
Doesn't sound like you're having a good time. Lemme get you a cab
Use my phone to call the police, since you probably took that too
Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, honey. I'll take care of it myself
Well it looks like I didn't plan ahead and I missed that I have next Monday off of work, so it would have been a perfect time to visit the long distance girlfriend. But I forgot, and flights are too expensive now. It's not going great for me. In other news, LDR still suck. 2 more years of this, blegh.
I had a burrito and played video games and watched wrestling and my family sent me a care package that was Entirely Too Much Chocolate and if that's how I meet my end well that's just fine I guess
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Pull out a yearbook, completely buried in signatures. "As you can see, I'm full up in the friend department. However I'll be sure to let you know if there's an opening in the future."
Then don your trilby hat in a dramatic rolling motion, pull out your $600 custom vape rig and ride off into the night.
Your anxiety sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend's anxiety, which is to say: just because someone isn't great at communicating with you doesn't mean they don't care about you. This is especially true if you don't live together and your main method of talking is over text. SMS is unreliable, so you might consider setting a time to have actual phone calls with one another. That helps a lot, trust me.
Aside from that, all I can tell you is that your anxiety is lying to you. Your anxety is always lying to you. Always. Anxiety is not your friend. It is not something that keeps you honest in the face of undue optimism; it poisons you when operating under an otherwise pragmatic mindset. Do. Not. Trust. Your. Anxiety.
Get that tattooed on the inside of your forearm and refer to the tattoo as necessary.
I would but a little voice in my head assures me the tattoo will get infected and I'll die.
Extract the voice with a 1/8" drill bit and an impact driver.
On a completely unrelated note: you're all organ donors and have an O- blood type, right?
*lowers knife*
What do those have to do with anything?
I am learning to deal with my anxiety. It's slow going.
*screams*
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I've found, though, that those two phrases are usually the same message. One is from someone who needs to be ultra cautious about what they say or else get verbally/physically assaulted, the other usually comes from someone who doesn't have to worry about that.
Shows what you know: I only date women who can kick my ass.
do you ask how much they can squat first
The UK visa office emailed today that the spousal visa application was being mailed back to my wife. Theres no indication if it was accepted or not until you get it physically. It should get there Thursday. Im so very on edge
Happy Valentines
I skulk around the squat rack at my gym. If they can't do at least 250, I don't even bother.
*rolls up sleeves*
well hello free dinner
A rose will blush crimson
A violet won't
It makes my heart skip
When leg day you don't
Also I go dutch on the bill.
Well good luck paying for your half of dinner because I have your wallet
Zero issues so far, She is rad as hell and we have had a great time.
Our first date she came over and we watched a wrestling PPV and ate pizza. Second date we went bowling got kinda drunk and went back to her place and watched Big Trouble in Little China.
We originally weren't gonna have Valentine's plans since she already made some with friends before we started going out but she had some free time in the middle of the day and I have the day off so she came over and we exchanged gifts and watched Godzilla and ate pizza rolls. I got her a big stuffed dinosaur eating a heart (she loves dinosaurs as much as I do) and she got me:
a fucking Dragon Ball
Life is PRETTY GOOD, my friends
Have fun getting your shit kicked in every time some aliens come to Earth and want immortality or something.
This isn't a date: this is a mugging
Doesn't sound like you're having a good time. Lemme get you a cab
At home for a bit before heading to see some bands.
Use my phone to call the police, since you probably took that too
Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, honey. I'll take care of it myself
I am 100% grown up Sensibleman now.
Straight-edge and no nonsense.
Zero shenanigans allowed on my watch.
Know what this beard stands for? Being Exceptionally Attracted to Ridiculous Dongs.
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god damn that is a lot of resin
The Shitty Beatles was a band from the Wayne's World movie
No, they're terrible.
As all the best beards do
Shame on you.
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