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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Vowels if you can't shoot plates out of the air with a revolver it might be time to rethink the mustache.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    hm, some woman appeared to just insult me in real life as well for no reason

    today sure is a day

    HAHA SAFE NOT SAFE HAHA FUCKER

    gasp it was you

    Sir Landshark
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    but castle you're already two faced

    vari, i won't be needing the acid after that burn

    is lud calling you duplicitous or is there a deeper joke

    I'm not even sure now.

    I never got foot pics but apparently you just give it away on twitch

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I learned long ago never get in the middle of a marital dispute. You get popcorn and watch the fur fly.

    AKA

    How I learned my father likes to be pegged.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    jungleroomxKristmas Kthulhu
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    are we gonna try to play some vermins tonight or no? i'm gonna nap and gym but then the doldrums will set in

    my fallout shelters need me

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    are we gonna try to play some vermins tonight or no? i'm gonna nap and gym but then the doldrums will set in

    my fallout shelters need me

    we will probably be around for a bit anyways

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    OnTheLastCastle
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    #istandwithchelle #imwithher #chelleyeah2020

    #chellepersisted

    Sir LandsharkHi I'm Vee!ChelleYeahChanus
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    you want to talk two faced

    i have abandonment issues and am in therapy from when porp asked if i wanted to halo then i saw her sign into overwatch 30 seconds later

    Sir LandsharkPreacherHavelock2.0
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Yeah a lot of people don't realize how little power and authority private security people actually have, especially a store's loss prevention people.

    I was in a Zellers (Canadian retailer, doesn't exist anymore, sort of a Walmart tier chain) with my brother. I was 20, he was 16.

    We were leaving, and this big sweaty dude comes over and is hollering at us and we stop, and it turns out he's accusing my brother of stealing his jacket from the store?

    Now, my brother was a dipshit teenager, but that is the jacket he came in with, so I was just straight up dismissing this loss prevention guy out of hand and was like "alright well you're wrong and we're leaving so whatever"

    And he tried to argue with me, and was like "we are gonna check THE TAPES and see what THE POLICE have to say about this" and I'm like no, that we are not going to do, bye.

    So he gets shitty about it and tries to interpose and prevent my brother from leaving and I'm like fella, let me make a few things clear

    I work in security, I'm a bouncer, you don't actually have a right to detain him, if you put your hands on my brother, who is a minor, I will consider that assault and put YOU under arrest.

    He got really shouty and hostile and made a bunch of pseudo police style comments ("SIR STAND DOWN") as my brother calmly left the store.

    He didn't lay a hand on us, didn't do shit.

    Like three months later, I'm in the same Zellers by myself, and I see that same loss prevention guy creeping about through the clothing racks trying to stalk two teenagers like he's not super obvious.

    And so I say to him "hey bud, did you ever end up checking THE TAPES to see of my brother really did take that jacket?" and he just skittered away from me while trying to avoid eye contact and shit.

    Loss prevention guys are gross.

    Neco
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Vowels if you can't shoot plates out of the air with a revolver it might be time to rethink the mustache.


    did you know

    I never received compliments on my appearance until I went full hipster

    nowadays I get "cool mustache" "nice bow tie" etc from people on the street

    co workers I don't know

    the guy at the drive-thru

    pretty much the only people who complain are my friends who knew me before and can't handle a strong independent vowels who don't need no blasé fashion choices

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    descJacobkoshskippydumptruckKristmas Kthulhu
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    you guys have no idea how good i am being

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
    OnTheLastCastle
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    This is making me grin.

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    BeNarwhal
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I have decided to try wildstar again. Don't remember why I quit last time, I hadn't played long. But I have a crack-addiction like craving for some RPG gameplay and finding a decent indie RPG will take me forever (speaking of that, has anyone else played The Spirit Engine 2? It's free and I like it very very much)

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    you guys have no idea how good i am being

    you've put up with Ludious for god knows how long, so yeah

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    ChelleYeah
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    My medicaid case worker sent me a medicaid FAQ that is about 100 pages long; it arrived today

    No instructions, no context at all, presents itself simply as a FAQ

    I call a help line and learn than I was responsible for finding, filling out, and mailing back a duplicative medicaid application that starts around page 70 of the FAQ, and that this was due back to the county 2 days before it was mailed to me

    t-thank you, medicaid case worker; yours is a light that shines brightly on those you serve

    kedinik on
    Sir Landsharkskippydumptruck
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    This is making me grin.

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    Oh man, he should do one of the US.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    oh my god Preacher no

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    Neco
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.

    i recall lud posting about it yeah, idk if it was a chatter since he wasn't specific or anything

    didn't really start any drama I don't think

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.
    Yes. PC. Still not naming names. Still will never forget or forgive.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    The only thing that got Ludious to shut up about that was Donald Trump becoming President of the United States.

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    OnTheLastCastleElement BrianHavelock2.0cB557jungleroomx
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.
    Yes. PC. Still not naming names. Still will never forget or forgive.

    you are amazing

    edit: this isn't sarcasm or meant to be mean, really, I am just astounded sometimes by the way you stubbornly hold your ground on certain things

    Sir Landshark on
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    OnTheLastCastle
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    To be clear, I do respect private security dudes who wear a uniform and exist as a deterrent to robbery at places like jewelry stores or banks or gas stations, and that those guys are largely there to protect the staff.

    I dont respect the "plainclothes" goobers who creep around department stores so they can spear a 15 year old who tries to steal a pair of Diesel jeans. Those guys are bags of shit doing an unnecessary job and they're uniformly shitty people.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh I thought this was about the nexus thing.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    oh my god Preacher no

    I have my shovel out, old drama is getting relit!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    Havelock2.0
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.

    i recall lud posting about it yeah, idk if it was a chatter since he wasn't specific or anything

    didn't really start any drama I don't think

    brian said he wouldn't play ranked if i played torb

    Sir Landshark
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone in chat who dropped a chat overwatch group to join up ranked with someone else? I thought we had some drama.

    i recall lud posting about it yeah, idk if it was a chatter since he wasn't specific or anything

    didn't really start any drama I don't think

    brian said he wouldn't play ranked if i played torb

    yes that definitely happened

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    OnTheLastCastle
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    which was just funny.

    but what's wrong with quitting an overwatch group to go play ranked with someone else? is that like a huge faux pas?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I've permanently refused to play ranked overwatch with chat

    I mean, I don't own it

    but I still want you all to know I won't play ranked with you

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    OnTheLastCastleSir LandsharkPreacherkedinikKristmas Kthulhu
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    yeah i'm not gonna dispute that

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Oh I thought this was about the nexus thing.

    I mean, we can go ahead and blame nexus anyway

    Hahnsoo1PreacherDynagrip
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    which was just funny.

    but what's wrong with quitting an overwatch group to go play ranked with someone else? is that like a huge faux pas?

    It was the middle of a game.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    you guys want to see a picture of donald trump jr and his trophy wife and it's just miserable looking
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    Evil MultifariouscB55721stCenturyKristmas Kthulhu
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    The only thing that got Ludious to shut up about that was Donald Trump becoming President of the United States.

    goddamit now we're gonna have to get him elected again

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    which was just funny.

    but what's wrong with quitting an overwatch group to go play ranked with someone else? is that like a huge faux pas?

    It was the middle of a game.

    hahaha games are like 10 minutes long omg that is amazing

    okay, i totally get being annoyed by that.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dropping a group of bros to play ranked is like a dick move, you're with bros, its a safe space, you don't treat bros like randos.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I need more bow ties they totally work with my aesthetic

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    why the fuck can't that man smile

    like christ, who taught him and his brother that this half smile mouth open thing was the way to do things

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
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    Ah, ah, ah, ah.

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    you guys want to see a picture of donald trump jr and his trophy wife and it's just miserable looking
    14-donald-trump-jr.w710.h473.jpg

    jehezus

    you couldn't try to take that bad of a photo

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    PreacherA Kobold's KoboldHavelock2.0cB557
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