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[Bad Food Thread] "I'd stick with soylent. Never know what chimera that meat came from..."

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Also @Indie Winter I assume turkey floss is the same as pork or chicken floss. It's sooo good.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    why would you eat canned chicken

    Because you're poor and have a weird schedule and hate cooking huge amounts of food for yourself and you don't have anyone to eat with you most days

    I can't imagine the canned chicken is any cheaper than getting a rotisserie at a grocery store. Or, rather, not so much cheaper to be worth eating canned chicken. The whole canned chicken is like $10 here. The tuna style canned is like $4. And rotisserie is $5.

    I guess if you want to plan your meal out ahead and not cook it I can see the advantage.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cookie for breakfast? Why yes, I am an adult, why do you ask?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    woah woah hang on there

    the heck is turkey floss

    It is the turkey version of pork floss.

    If you cook it for long enough the muscle strands in the meat seperate and you get a floss like substance. It has good texture and ok flavour.

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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    why would you eat canned chicken

    Because you're poor and have a weird schedule and hate cooking huge amounts of food for yourself and you don't have anyone to eat with you most days

    I can't imagine the canned chicken is any cheaper than getting a rotisserie at a grocery store. Or, rather, not so much cheaper to be worth eating canned chicken. The whole canned chicken is like $10 here. The tuna style canned is like $4. And rotisserie is $5.

    I guess if you want to plan your meal out ahead and not cook it I can see the advantage.

    Preppers gonna prep.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I suppose I should examine my eating habits

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I suppose I should examine my eating habits

    It's actually even easier to cook large batches when you're single because you don't have to worry about anyone else.

    You can make what you want.

    I find Sundays are a really good day get something on the go (slow cooker or at least on the hob or in the oven) because then I can use the time it's cooking doing life admin such as sorting out paper work or doing washing. Or playing computer games.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    yeah cooking when I was in a relationship was "I don't feel like..." back and forth.

    Cooking now is "oh shit there's a deal on X, guess I'm eating that for a week!"

    E: and I cook a whole bunch in one go and just warm it up over the course of the week.

    bowen on
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    why would you eat canned chicken

    Because you're poor and have a weird schedule and hate cooking huge amounts of food for yourself and you don't have anyone to eat with you most days

    I can't imagine the canned chicken is any cheaper than getting a rotisserie at a grocery store. Or, rather, not so much cheaper to be worth eating canned chicken. The whole canned chicken is like $10 here. The tuna style canned is like $4. And rotisserie is $5.

    I guess if you want to plan your meal out ahead and not cook it I can see the advantage.

    I agree

    The closest I can find in the UK is this:

    Can Cook Sliced Chicken In Gravy 280G


    And for 3 quid more I can just buy a whole chicken I can stick in the oven so why bother

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Does boiling a chicken make it tender or tough?

    First one, then t'other.

    If you simmer it right at the boiling point and don't overcook it, you can get a nice tender chicken. Poaching is even better, but it can be tricky on an electric stove.

    If you cook a chicken in liquid at a rolling boil, all the proteins are going to shorten and tighten and all the meat is going to wring itself out like a sponge. You end up with very dry and tough chicken, and you leave most of your flavor behind in the pot.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    why would you eat canned chicken

    Because you're poor and have a weird schedule and hate cooking huge amounts of food for yourself and you don't have anyone to eat with you most days

    I can't imagine the canned chicken is any cheaper than getting a rotisserie at a grocery store. Or, rather, not so much cheaper to be worth eating canned chicken. The whole canned chicken is like $10 here. The tuna style canned is like $4. And rotisserie is $5.

    I guess if you want to plan your meal out ahead and not cook it I can see the advantage.

    I agree

    The closest I can find in the UK is this:

    Can Cook Sliced Chicken In Gravy 280G


    And for 3 quid more I can just buy a whole chicken I can stick in the oven so why bother

    Oh that $5 chicken was already precooked, ready to eat as soon as you get in your car. If I was going to cook it myself I could probably get a roaster for maybe $3-5 depending on the day and what sales they've got going on.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I suppose I should examine my eating habits

    It's actually even easier to cook large batches when you're single because you don't have to worry about anyone else.

    You can make what you want.

    I find Sundays are a really good day get something on the go (slow cooker or at least on the hob or in the oven) because then I can use the time it's cooking doing life admin such as sorting out paper work or doing washing. Or playing computer games.

    Yeah, I do that sometimes

    I cook a lot of pasta and meat and and then eat it for a week

    I feel like making some kind of crock pot chili

    Maybe I'll check out that Jamie Oliver sweet potato chili

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    You should totally learn to cook huge amounts of food for yourself though, if you have a freezer.

    Whip up a massive meal that you can easily separate into individual portions, that you can defrost and reheat easily later

    It's even better (read cheaper and you get more) if you replace any meat with veg.

    I routinely make a veggie chilli I can portion up and wack in the freezer,

    While I agree in theory, and I do own a slow cooker, some days I can't fathom doing anything and so buying something easy and ready made is a good way to ensure that I can just kind of stew in my own mental distress and eat a box of crackers or a tin of chicken. Or Chef Boyardee ravioli straight out of the can.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    why would you eat canned chicken

    The only reason I can think of is that you're a judge on Chopped.

    Ive pretty much written off chopped.

    There were a few episodes with audience submitted ingredients (hint hint, anonymous people are horrible) and one ingredient was beef eyeball. Cue a judge docking points for using it and giving points to the that did use it.

    Nonono, fucker. You eat and you grade what i put in front of you.

    Oh and kids chopped always gives them some processed sugar candy to add in... as if thats all kids want to cook with.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I suppose I should examine my eating habits

    It's actually even easier to cook large batches when you're single because you don't have to worry about anyone else.

    You can make what you want.

    I find Sundays are a really good day get something on the go (slow cooker or at least on the hob or in the oven) because then I can use the time it's cooking doing life admin such as sorting out paper work or doing washing. Or playing computer games.

    Yeah, I do that sometimes

    I cook a lot of pasta and meat and and then eat it for a week

    I feel like making some kind of crock pot chili

    Maybe I'll check out that Jamie Oliver sweet potato chili

    If you've got access to a blender/food processor and some canned tomatillos, this is my go-to crock pot chili:
    Holiday Chili

    Ingredients
    2-11 oz. cans tomatillos, rinsed and drained
    ¾ c. lightly packed cilantro leaves
    3 dried ancho chiles, stems and seeds removed
    1 small fresh jalapeno pepper, seeded
    2-14.5 oz. cans fire roasted tomatoes, undrained
    1 ½ pounds stew meat (or beef chuck, if you're feeling fancy,) cut into ½ inch pieces
    Salt
    Ground black pepper
    2 T. olive oil
    2 c. chopped onions (2 large onions)
    1 c. chopped bell peppers (2 small)
    4 cloves garlic, minced
    2-15 oz. cans kidney beans and/or black beans, rinsed and drained
    1 c. frozen whole kernel corn, thawed
    2 T. chili powder
    1 t. dried oregano, crushed

    Instructions
    In a blender, combine tomatillos, the ¾ c. cilantro, the ancho chiles, and jalapeno pepper. Cover and blend or process until smooth. (If mixture is hard to blend, add a portion of the liquid from the tomatoes.) Add tomatoes to blender or food processer. Cover and blend or process until smooth.

    Season beef with salt and black pepper. Heat olive oil over medium heat in a large skillet. Toss beef in hot oil until browned on the outside but not cooked through. Drain. (Optional: if you prefer that browned onion flavor, cook them in the leftover oil and beef fat over low heat, stirring occasionally, until they begin to caramelize.)

    Add all ingredients to slow cooker and stir until combined. Cook for 8 hours at low heat.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That looks great, thank you

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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    I feel like nearly any chili that calls for corn is always made better by using hominy instead.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    You should totally learn to cook huge amounts of food for yourself though, if you have a freezer.

    Whip up a massive meal that you can easily separate into individual portions, that you can defrost and reheat easily later

    It's even better (read cheaper and you get more) if you replace any meat with veg.

    I routinely make a veggie chilli I can portion up and wack in the freezer,

    While I agree in theory, and I do own a slow cooker, some days I can't fathom doing anything and so buying something easy and ready made is a good way to ensure that I can just kind of stew in my own mental distress and eat a box of crackers or a tin of chicken. Or Chef Boyardee ravioli straight out of the can.

    hoo boy am I feeling some sorta way and it is not great

    Oh yeah, of course there are days you just have to get a ready meal. But ideally that's kept to a minimum. Or you're cooking a quick side to go with the ready meal.

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Now that's some spicy chicken.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
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    I made oreo truffles today

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Also, my problem with "make big batches" is that it sounds great... but then I just sit down and eat whatever I've just made (or half of it, and then the rest later that night or tomorrow).

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
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    I made oreo truffles today

    I'll take

    Umm

    1,000

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Also, my problem with "make big batches" is that it sounds great... but then I just sit down and eat whatever I've just made (or half of it, and then the rest later that night or tomorrow).

    Or you find that after having eaten it, you can go 6 or 7 months before eating it again.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    I just don't like a lot of food when it's reheated.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i tried making bigger batches when i moved out but eventually i stopped really liking eating the same thing again and again and now i cook for one, maybe two meals at a time

    although i'm quite lucky in that i live near some very cheap and good quality grocers, and cheaper butchers that mean that it's fine for me to buy food in quantities small enough for one person for a better price than just getting the packaged chicken thighs etc.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    So I went out into the Internet to find the best temperature to toast a sandwich at, and I came across this.

    Real talk, Bad Food Thread: does anyone really put six slices of ham on a single sandwich? Like, if I get up to three slices of meat I'm making what I feel like is a pretty decadent sandwich.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Depends on the ham.

    OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Smoked Ham is probably shaved thinner than a newspaper and made of 49% water.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I like the cold kind.

    Boiling meat is super critical for lots of Korean stews and soups, which are hands-down the best stews and soups in the world, so...

    Choose your weapon.

    Okay, my first weapon of choice is dakhanmari, which literally means "one chicken."

    It's a long cooked chicken broth that they put potato, green onion, radish, big mushroom slices in, along with one half or one whole chicken carcass. It's boiled at the table and you pull out parts and dip them into soy with hot dried chiles or this other... sauce thing.

    Then at the end when the broth is cooked down and intense you add hand cut noodles and scarf them down.

    Chicken soup.

    Plantain.

    Blender.

    I win.

    (For real, though, there is nothing like plantain soup and it is in a class above all other soups for me.)

    Dakhanmari sounds pretty great, though.

    I think my favorite Chinese soup is probably hot and sour soup with the pig's blood.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Also @Indie Winter I assume turkey floss is the same as pork or chicken floss. It's sooo good.

    I can't stand the stuff, it is like the only regular foodstuff around here I really hate.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I went out into the Internet to find the best temperature to toast a sandwich at, and I came across this.

    Real talk, Bad Food Thread: does anyone really put six slices of ham on a single sandwich? Like, if I get up to three slices of meat I'm making what I feel like is a pretty decadent sandwich.

    Yeah super depends on the thickness. If I go to the deli at the store and get them to cut it? Two is plenty. The prepacked stuff is thin to where you can usually see light through it like a window pane
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I like the cold kind.

    Boiling meat is super critical for lots of Korean stews and soups, which are hands-down the best stews and soups in the world, so...

    Choose your weapon.

    Okay, my first weapon of choice is dakhanmari, which literally means "one chicken."

    It's a long cooked chicken broth that they put potato, green onion, radish, big mushroom slices in, along with one half or one whole chicken carcass. It's boiled at the table and you pull out parts and dip them into soy with hot dried chiles or this other... sauce thing.

    Then at the end when the broth is cooked down and intense you add hand cut noodles and scarf them down.

    Chicken soup.

    Plantain.

    Blender.

    I win.

    (For real, though, there is nothing like plantain soup and it is in a class above all other soups for me.)

    Dakhanmari sounds pretty great, though.

    I think my favorite Chinese soup is probably hot and sour soup with the pig's blood.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    woah woah hang on there

    the heck is turkey floss

    It is the turkey version of pork floss.

    If you cook it for long enough the muscle strands in the meat seperate and you get a floss like substance. It has good texture and ok flavour.

    You mean like pulled pork?

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    woah woah hang on there

    the heck is turkey floss

    It is the turkey version of pork floss.

    If you cook it for long enough the muscle strands in the meat seperate and you get a floss like substance. It has good texture and ok flavour.

    You mean like pulled pork?

    nah, fluffier and drier. Google says "meat cotton candy"

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    The Geek wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    woah woah hang on there

    the heck is turkey floss

    It is the turkey version of pork floss.

    If you cook it for long enough the muscle strands in the meat seperate and you get a floss like substance. It has good texture and ok flavour.

    You mean like pulled pork?

    Nah man it's dry. Like cotton candy
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Did you ever have that weird fluffy beef jerky stuff that came in what looked like a chewing tobacco can? It's like that.

    What, was that just my FFA club?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I think the worst thing I ever smelled was my McDonald's uniform after finishing an 8 hour shift.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Thats the death star cafeteria uniform

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    It looks comfy. I don't get the complaints.

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