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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Cause I cannot get over how incredibly dumb this whole thing was and I am dragging everyone with me

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    Bar none the worst big relaunch/reboot/line of comics announcement I've seen in my 10+ years of following comics

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    52 monthly titles is still crazy low for Marvel considering at one time they had three times as many.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Marvel after Secret Wars was a wasted opportunity. This seems actively not good

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    52 monthly titles, but how many of them double ship?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Cause I cannot get over how incredibly dumb this whole thing was and I am dragging everyone with me

    Like

    Bar none the worst big relaunch/reboot/line of comics announcement I've seen in my 10+ years of following comics

    Yeah, the New 52 was mostly shit, but it was at least exciting until it happened

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    "Hey, remaining fans! Remember when the stuff we put out was actually good?"

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    The more I see that cover, the more I notice how off almost everything is.

    Laura's arm is about as thick as a broomstick, yet those claws are wider than

    Thing looks like he's going to eat someone

    Dunno why Spider-Man's knee is up to his chest

    Hulk seems to be enjoying that someone died

    WTF is Odinson doing with that hammer, he's not the one using it

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Switching between the two just makes me think "Man, that old art sure was cool"

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I was being somewhat facetious, but the shifting cover really just tries to hide how bad the new art is.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    Secret wars has the weird problem of the buildup being so goddamn good that the event itself kinda doesn't live up to the hype (also I wish a bit more time had been spent on the final incursion)

    Still really good though, and sticks the landing which marvel's events often struggle with

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Marvel after Secret Wars was a wasted opportunity. This seems actively not good

    Yeah so much this

    So many books seem so directionless, which is a bad look when it's an event book

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i feel like marvel is trying to solve all of their problems with marketing rather than, like, writing and drawing comic books

    there's no sense here that any of the actual books are going to be different than they were before in any substantial way. they're just dicking about with their branding

    don't let marketing guys run your company, is what i'm saying here

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Oh damn that's out in two weeks huh

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Homecoming is getting good reception so far, but the best thing is that apparently Tony's role is not as prominent as the trailers have made it out to be.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    They had me at Can't Hardly Wait

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Stay tuned. #antmanandthewasp

    maybe casting for Janet incoming?

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Also Punisher is wearing War Machine armor!
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    That's Bad!
    That's seems a bit on the nose for playing to the fanbase.

    Let's take the suit worn by a prominent African-american character (he's in the movies!) and put a white dude who murders poor people into it.

    Great fucking idea.

    I was thinking more like literally putting Frank in a suit whose design and very name typify over-the-top military power of the kind that's adored and upheld by many of the adherents of The Punisher logo, if not his comics.

    But yeah, that too.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I don't think Frank Castle targets poor people

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I don't think Frank Castle targets poor people

    He targets low-level criminals.

    So he is absolutely gunning down poor folk.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I don't think Frank Castle targets poor people

    He targets low-level criminals.

    So he is absolutely gunning down poor folk.

    Eh, most stories I've read with him has him targeting mobsters and such.

    But I admit I haven't read that much Punisher.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    That cover reminds me

    A co-worker and I were talking today, and we agreed that "IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME" is the best superhero catchphrase

    Like, there isn't a better one, right

    If Namor had any kind of penetration into public awareness, I'd go around shouting Imperius Rex all the damn time. Somebody holds the elevator for me for an extra five seconds? I take a second donut from the breakfast tray at work? I trip on the sidewalk but manage to somehow not look like a complete schmuck in the recovery motion? That's all enough to proclaim myself KING KING THE DOUBLE-KING, I WAS ACCIDENTALLY CORONATED TWICE AND BECAME TWO KINGS.

    I wish and hope and dream of Namor becoming a very publicly known entity.

    Like, when I explain my top three comic book characters folks know who Dr. Doom & Lex Luthor are, but they have never heard of Namor.

    Which leads to me trying to pitch Namor as quickly as I can, which sounds something like, "He's Marvel's version of Aquaman but he's 100% an asshole and he doesn't take any shit from fucking anybody and he's always trying to get Susan Storm to cheat on Mr. Fantastic with him. He is the best."

    Just...

    Maybe I should just carry around this picture with me?

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    There are loads of Punisher stories with him killing gang members and drug dealers, often with racist undertones

    One where Frank's killing black gang members and tells one that he's holding the gun wrong for holding it sideways and that the "sights are on top for a reason" before shooting him in the head comes to mind

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I don't think Frank Castle targets poor people

    He targets low-level criminals.

    So he is absolutely gunning down poor folk.

    Eh, most stories I've read with him has him targeting mobsters and such.

    But I admit I haven't read that much Punisher.

    Mobsters in the Marvel universe aren't exactly operating like Dick Tracy villains.

    They have hired goons/thugs on the bottom rung of their organization, and those dudes are very likely there because they financially/economically can't find work otherwise.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Not gonna lie, it's kind of depressing that people may be more familiar with Aquaman than Namor the Sub-Mariner

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Frank castle as war machine could work actually

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Aquaman has been in multiple TV shows and video games, and is going to be in a movie soon. People not knowing who Namor is is on Marvel for never trying to put him in anything

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    The Punisher is a very fraught character, though it kind of isn't his fault

    It's important i think to remember that he started his life as a Spider-Man villain with a sympathetic backstory

    Any time a writer forgets that Frank isn't a hero that writer is pushing forward (with or without intention) the idea that you can solve crime by piling up enough bodies, and that's a bit of a problem.

    It's also an unfortunately common opinion, and his popularity is pretty troubling sometimes

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    I think Aquaman gets most of his name recognition from basically being kind of a longstanding joke and being in the Justice League cartoons

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    the captain america tie-in for house of m is VERY good
    Gustav wrote: »
    I'll probably never find out on my own, so I'll take your word on it.

    THE SHIP HAS SAILED

    Oh man, @Gustav you are missing out.

    Its so sad, its such a sad one-issue of Captain America.

    Spoilers
    So Steve never gets frozen and returns to America a war hero after Bucky & him capture Hitler. And what follows is just the 20th century shitting on dear ol' Steve Rogers. He has to endure the McCarthy hearings except they're about mutants this time instead of communists. Senator McCarthy has him at a hearing and is just screaming at Steve to give over secrets about Toro and Steve retires from being a superhero instead of turning on his war-time buddy. Steve then joins NASA and becomes the first man to walk on the moon, but when he makes that historic first step he says, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for man and mutantkind" Yeah... America doesn't take that too well and he gets yelled at for it. Later on Magneto has been rising as a global figure and Steve comes out against him, warning the world at a press conference that he's exactly like Hitler. So the United States government fires Steve and Sharon leaves him. Cut ahead to Steve as an old man and he takes a walk around New York and a bunch of young, street punk mutants mock him. And Steve puts up his old fists and the mutants just laugh in his face.

    END OF STORY

    Oh yeah, at one point Bucky dies in a Special Ops mission and Steve isn't allowed to attend his funeral because the government/military hates him.

    Zonugal on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    cops love the punisher

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Zonugal wrote: »
    the captain america tie-in for house of m is VERY good
    Gustav wrote: »
    I'll probably never find out on my own, so I'll take your word on it.

    THE SHIP HAS SAILED

    Oh man, @Gustav you are missing out.

    Its so sad, its such a sad one-issue of Captain America.

    Spoilers
    So Steve never gets frozen and returns to America a war hero after Bucky & him capture Hitler. And what follows is just the 20th century shitting on dear ol' Steve Rogers. He has to endure the McCarthy hearings except they're about mutants this time instead of communists. Senator McCarthy has him at a hearing and is just screaming at Steve to give over secrets about Toro and Steve retires from being a superhero instead of turning on his war-time buddy. Steve then joins NASA and becomes the first man to walk on the moon, but when he makes that historic first step he says, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for man and mutantkind" Yeah... America doesn't take that too well and he gets yelled at for it. Later on Magneto has been rising as a global figure and Steve comes out against him, warning the world at a press conference that he's exactly like Hitler. So the United States government fires Steve and Sharon leaves him. Cut ahead to Steve as an old man and he takes a walk around New York and a bunch of young, street punk mutants mock him. And Steve puts up his old fists and the mutants just laugh in his face.

    END OF STORY

    Oh yeah, at one point Bucky dies in a Special Ops mission and Steve isn't allowed to attend his funeral because the government/military hates him.

    Huh

    That story is very "but maybe the oppressed are the oppressors after all" themed

    I mean... yeah, duh, in this case. But...

    Hmm...

    FroThulhu on
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    52 titles is still too many titles

    @Blankzilla, how would you do it?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    the captain america tie-in for house of m is VERY good
    Gustav wrote: »
    I'll probably never find out on my own, so I'll take your word on it.

    THE SHIP HAS SAILED

    Oh man, @Gustav you are missing out.

    Its so sad, its such a sad one-issue of Captain America.

    Spoilers
    So Steve never gets frozen and returns to America a war hero after Bucky & him capture Hitler. And what follows is just the 20th century shitting on dear ol' Steve Rogers. He has to endure the McCarthy hearings except they're about mutants this time instead of communists. Senator McCarthy has him at a hearing and is just screaming at Steve to give over secrets about Toro and Steve retires from being a superhero instead of turning on his war-time buddy. Steve then joins NASA and becomes the first man to walk on the moon, but when he makes that historic first step he says, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for man and mutantkind" Yeah... America doesn't take that too well and he gets yelled at for it. Later on Magneto has been rising as a global figure and Steve comes out against him, warning the world at a press conference that he's exactly like Hitler. So the United States government fires Steve and Sharon leaves him. Cut ahead to Steve as an old man and he takes a walk around New York and a bunch of young, street punk mutants mock him. And Steve puts up his old fists and the mutants just laugh in his face.

    END OF STORY

    Oh yeah, at one point Bucky dies in a Special Ops mission and Steve isn't allowed to attend his funeral because the government/military hates him.

    Huh

    That story is very "but maybe the oppressed are the oppressors after all" themed

    I mean... yeah, duh, in this case. But...

    Hmm...

    Magneto's whole thing is that he wants to subjugate humanity for the betterment of mutantkind. That's why he's the villain. (Well, frequently the villain)

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    There is a comic that keeps going around of the Punisher killing the parents of kids making child pornography in front of the kids because he sees the kids as "lost causes"

    Fuck the punisher and fuck marvel for continuing to push him

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    There is a comic that keeps going around of the Punisher killing the parents of kids making child pornography in front of the kids because he sees the kids as "lost causes"

    Fuck the punisher and fuck marvel for continuing to push him

    Unless I'm remembering it wrong, he doesn't actually kill them in front of the kids

    But he does comment about them being broken and probably killing them when they're grown

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I think Universal has distribution rights or something to Namor?

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i mean he's a villain

    you can't really fault marvel for writing a story in which a villain does evil things

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    i mean he's a villain

    you can't really fault marvel for writing a story in which a villain does evil things
    They do not portray him as a villain in marketing and promo materials and half the time he is working with heroes

    They can't have it both ways

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Some of the Garth Ennis Punisher stuff affected me emotionally, which very few comics have done.

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