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[5E OOC] Before the Darkness - "Who Watches the Poopmen"

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    we're gonna get into the nitty gritty of these backstories

    figure out what makes a pirate firbolg tick

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Violation of the code and self charity?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Edit: Wrong thread!

    Quid on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    hi nerds

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    hi nerds

    Nerds? US?!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    fuckin' fight me

    gonna take all your goddamn lunch money

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    I have no cash, but I have a Quiznos card with 8 out of 10 punches.

    Which is still in my wallet even though the only Quiznos in town closed four years ago. I guess I'm still hoping the payday loan place that replaced it will go out of business and Quiznos will come back?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    imagine how many quiznos cards you can fill out with a loan

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I have no cash, but I have a Quiznos card with 8 out of 10 punches.

    Which is still in my wallet even though the only Quiznos in town closed four years ago. I guess I'm still hoping the payday loan place that replaced it will go out of business and Quiznos will come back?

    Lmao payday loan places going out of business?

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Gonna forward that to their marketing team. If they use it, I'll cut you in on the royalties.

    Better than my other idea for them.

    "Shit-Ass Thieving Payday Loans: Somehow, it's still legal!"

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    oh man, what if you get ten payday loans, and the 11th is free?

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    NEXT WEEK

    BEFORE THE DARKNESS: SEASON 2

    EPISODE 1: ANGUS MEETS GOD

    Next week, friendos! Don't miss it!

    Preview reel rolls

    *Angus sits up in bed, a faint clattering echoing from the kitchen downstairs. He slowly descends the staircase, mace and shield in hand.*
    ANGUS: G.. God? Is that you?
    *cut to the rest of the party eating all of Angus's food*
    RAHAB: Yes.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    That was probably funnier in my head but I'm just cackling at the idea of Zephy chompin' on a big leg of meat, Rahab is chewing on some nuts, Gawyndia sipping a glass of wine, and then they all freeze when the lights come on.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    hey now, stealing is morally wrong.

    looting, is a grey area.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Zephy's eating an onion like a big crispy apple

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    hear me out

    Zephy figured she'd need some help rehabilitating Angus, and invited some friends over to his place

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    And now my brain just repeats "Tusk is a party dude" and then he does some break dancing.

    but alas.

    Also, how big of a time skip is this? i am trying to figure out Gawyndia modern time line.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    oh man, what if you get ten payday loans, and the 11th is free?

    Where did the 11th come from? hints the rogue.
    Where indeed? questions the crime lord.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    And now my brain just repeats "Tusk is a party dude" and then he does some break dancing.

    but alas.

    Also, how big of a time skip is this? i am trying to figure out Gawyndia modern time line.

    Call it a few years? Enough time for Angus to wreck his ship and retreat to the lumber camps.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    And now my brain just repeats "Tusk is a party dude" and then he does some break dancing.

    but alas.

    Also, how big of a time skip is this? i am trying to figure out Gawyndia modern time line.

    Call it a few years? Enough time for Angus to wreck his ship and retreat to the lumber camps.

    Alright, then at this point Gawyndia would have left the d'Gawifygel estate over a a year ago. Not even being the person who released you from a centuries long imprisonment will make Elidana more tolerable after several months. Maybe she would have ran into Zephy or Rahab during this point as she tries to figure out where the heck she even is. I imagine the mirror traveled a lot over the years.

    also, this season, needs to be the one with the beach and or hot springs episode. canon or filler.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    *scribbles notes furiously*

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    we can go to the beach to teach agnus to love the ocean again, and gives me a reason to note down all the tattoos gawyndia has.

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Angus is fine with the ocean. Over there. With all it's surprise whirlpool charybdis monsters, skeleton crewed ships of the damned, were-eels, megalodons and giant squids. Over there.

    Aaaallllll the way over there.

    Did you know that sahuagin don't stop growing? Ever? If something doesn't kill them, they just keep getting bigger and bigger. The Hero's of Hemlock Bay was lost in a skirmish between ONE of them and a couple giant squids. Collateral damage.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    MONTAGE:

    *Zephy instructing loggers to build a raft*
    *angus refusing to go on it, even on solid land*
    *zephy writing out 'Looking for Adventurers' flyers and sending them out on messenger geese*
    *split screen of Gawnyn and Rahab getting the flyers, the latter of which is attacked by the goose first*
    *shot of Rahab eating roast goose*

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Angus is fine with the ocean. Over there. With all it's surprise whirlpool charybdis monsters, skeleton crewed ships of the damned, were-eels, megalodons and giant squids. Over there.

    Aaaallllll the way over there.

    Did you know that sahuagin don't stop growing? Ever? If something doesn't kill them, they just keep getting bigger and bigger. The Hero's of Hemlock Bay was lost in a skirmish between ONE of them and a couple giant squids. Collateral damage.

    That doesn't sound accurate at all, they get like, medium at best. you sure it wasn't actually a different bipedal fish monster?

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Angus is fine with the ocean. Over there. With all it's surprise whirlpool charybdis monsters, skeleton crewed ships of the damned, were-eels, megalodons and giant squids. Over there.

    Aaaallllll the way over there.

    Did you know that sahuagin don't stop growing? Ever? If something doesn't kill them, they just keep getting bigger and bigger. The Hero's of Hemlock Bay was lost in a skirmish between ONE of them and a couple giant squids. Collateral damage.

    That doesn't sound accurate at all, they get like, medium at best. you sure it wasn't actually a different bipedal fish monster?

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    Pretty sure!

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    listen, you can just tell us you run aground, we won't think any less of you.

    Believe me, from the stories i've heard your standing can only improve.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    it's almost thur day

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    *checks calendar*

    *turns toward camera smiling like Auraj*

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Ah shit I guess that means I've gotta work.

    Still need art for Zephy and Rahab's tokens.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    this is a good temporary pic for Zephy:

    https://imgur.com/j9YmvKI

    I hate using work from a random artist like that, but I hope they wouldn't terribly mind

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    good thing Angus' boat wasn't wrecked by a dragon turtle

    because this would be real awkward

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Nah, dragon turtles are fine. They have defined territories and feeding areas. Just don't go shark fishing near them and it's all cool.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    oh right, it's thursday.

    excellent.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Have an extremely rough Rahab and Valefor. Sorry, still working on a Zephy. I'll definitely be done with her tonight after the game or tomorrow at the latest though.

    Edit: Ah fuck that was huge. How was that only 130 kb? Just a minute, editing down to size.

    Edit: OK, this should be better.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    is that a screaming chicken

    I love it

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    That's Valefor the rare red-crested pygmy cormorant. Who is kind of a screeching jackass.

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    (Here's a preliminary sketch of the Half-Elf under Rahab's skin)

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Avae'ess, the Joybringer, is a very special weapon! You can probably read about it in a library!

    Doresain, the Ghoul King, is also a historic figure! You can definitely read about him in any elven library.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
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    this image came to mind when I was thinking about WereTusk at a party

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