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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who's Rygar?

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Should we also start thinking about who to out with our votes? We could get one more person with that alongside the concentrated zaps.

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YOU ARE THINKING TO MUCH! JUST POINT AND PULL TRIGGER, DAMNIT!

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    YOU ARE THINKING TO MUCH! JUST POINT AND PULL TRIGGER, DAMNIT!

    I already pulled my trigger, but we do still have the matter of votes to attend to.

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who's Rygar?

    Actually screw it, he hasn't been around enough, and has had multiple 'seerings' fail. !Accuse Rygar!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hmm, looking at the zap history, I don't see too much I can extract. tofu's really the only outstanding case: his target has died on all four nights fired. V2-Gundam got his target on the first night, but he hasn't made any zaps since. The amount of overlap yesterday makes it a bit difficult to get anything out of that.

    EDIT: Actually, I wonder if the zap probabilities are lower than we've been thinking this whole while. Perhaps the progression has been 20% - 40% - 50% (current)? Because from the living players, the accuracy hasn't really been that hot. Plus, bringing a little meta-gaming into this, EvilBadman seemed a little surprised all the zap targets died yesterday.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Since he is #1 right now, !accuse Senor Fish

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Who's Rygar?

    Actually screw it, he hasn't been around enough, and has had multiple 'seerings' fail. !Accuse Rygar!

    Because I would broadcast the innocent and confirmed network out to the world...

    Brilliant follow through with the critical thinking.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Since he is #1 right now, !accuse Senor Fish
    *clickclickBOOM!**

    *There wasn't really a boom.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    I !accuse Senor Fish as well.

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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    Hmm Serpent is the only one really missing now, I would like 2 zaps on his probably mutant or commie ass.

    I !zap Serpent

    Any analysis on Serpent? I don't have much on him.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    Who's Rygar?

    Actually screw it, he hasn't been around enough, and has had multiple 'seerings' fail. !Accuse Rygar!

    Because I would broadcast the innocent and confirmed network out to the world...

    Brilliant follow through with the critical thinking.

    The network has given us a lead! Hail network! !Un-accuse Rygar !Accuse Senor Fish!

    In the name of Friend Computer.

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    ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !accuse Senor Fish. Friend Computer's reeducation program will make you all better! Get well soon! *signs card*

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Celebrim wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    Hmm Serpent is the only one really missing now, I would like 2 zaps on his probably mutant or commie ass.

    I !zap Serpent

    Any analysis on Serpent? I don't have much on him.

    Me neither, one of the few I don't, which means better him then an innocent.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Furthermore, since Senor Fish is almost assuredly going to die, I am going to !accuse Serpent.

    I !unaccuse Senor Fish

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    Celebrim wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    Hmm Serpent is the only one really missing now, I would like 2 zaps on his probably mutant or commie ass.

    I !zap Serpent

    Any analysis on Serpent? I don't have much on him.

    Me neither, one of the few I don't, which means better him then an innocent.

    If this is the case then I will toss a !vote for Serpent so that we get rid of the people we aren't sure of, insted of offing innocents.

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess I've got a confession to make then. Just like in Les Phallas I'm going to out myself: I've always loved Senor. And if your plan was just to kill him today, then you're a meaniehead, Rygar. !Retract Senor, accuse Rygar

    Senor! Find it in your heart to forgive me for following Rygar!!!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Less than two hours left!

    I !zap Serpent - going along with the zap plan.

    I !accuse Rygar - expressing my minor disapproval of his 'network head' status. I'm still a little suspicious of you.

    I have no idea whether to think that the communists are the ones that are posting now or if they're the ones that are trying to blend in with the background.

    Spreadsheet update soon after this post.

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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My counts:

    Accusations
    Senor Fish 3
    Rygar 2
    Serpent 2
    OtakuD00D 1

    Zaps
    Senor Fish 2
    Serpent 2
    Unearthly Stew 2
    V2-Gundam 2
    Kilnaga 1

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Well I never started the bandwagon against Senor Fish. Although interestingly, at this point in time, I am the one who dies if all the zaps go through.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    I have to go out now, you guys need to decide if I am the one to die by accusations, or if you think someone else should go. I would recommend acting quickly, if you do have a real preference for death.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    I !retract my vote for Senor Fish
    I !accuse Otakud00d


    All tied up. Ball is in your court now communists.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Current Spreadsheet (as of Post 2355). My numbers seem to match Celebrim's, so that's good.

    Re: Rygar - Hmm, that's true. I'm not so suspicious of you that I'd let you get killed by something silly like that. I'll move my vote off of you later tonight (but not in this post).

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There. That's a nice cushion of serpent for you.

    PS: typing that was easier than typing out the code.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    The only one I am not reasonably sure about now is Tofu. Since Serpent and Fish are covered, that will be final resting spot tonight.

    I !withdraw my accusation of Serpent.
    I !accuse Tofu

    Unless someone knows something about Tofu that I do not, if so act quickly, cause I am out the door.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, he did take a pill without dying.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Well, since the pills (from my experience) only highlighted potential targets, that doesn't seem relevent. Who did he out with the pill?

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, he did take a pill without dying.

    So did Saburbia, and I thouht Squashua said he could have been a victim of some sort of conversion mechanic because of the pill. So taking the pill and living might not neccessarily be a sign of being on the side of the troubleshooters.

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    Well, since the pills (from my experience) only highlighted potential targets, that doesn't seem relevent. Who did he out with the pill?

    I think tofu outed somebody who was already dead with his pill? Or was that somebody else?

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    Well, since the pills (from my experience) only highlighted potential targets, that doesn't seem relevent. Who did he out with the pill?

    I think tofu outed somebody who was already dead with his pill? Or was that somebody else?

    tofu outed Cantide, who indeed was dead when the pill was consumed. But I don't think anyone's really sure of what all the pills did - Squashua was the one who posted theories on the effects but didn't seem to knowwhat they did himself. He also said he wasn't sure of what Unearthly Stew's pill did - care to add some clarity to the issue?

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Here it is:
    tofu wrote: »
    The pills have spoken, !accuse Cantide!

    (I !retract my accuse whoever I accused before!)

    and
    tofu wrote: »
    Apparently Cantide is already dead! I am so fucking high right now!

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    Well, since the pills (from my experience) only highlighted potential targets, that doesn't seem relevent. Who did he out with the pill?

    I think tofu outed somebody who was already dead with his pill? Or was that somebody else?

    tofu outed Cantide, who indeed was dead when the pill was consumed. But I don't think anyone's really sure of what all the pills did - Squashua was the one who posted theories on the effects but didn't seem to knowwhat they did himself. He also said he wasn't sure of what Unearthly Stew's pill did - care to add some clarity to the issue?

    Well if we aren't going to be adding clarity to it, them im going to !retract my vote for Serpent. and !vote for Tofu. That way, on the off chance that any of the pill effects may have been negative (Saburbia?) or lied about, then all of the pill-takers are either dead, or slated to be killed tonight.

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    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    KILL EVERYONE! THEY MUST ALL DIE! FRIEND COMPUTER DEMANDS BLOOD! *twitch*
    LONELY TYLENOL!

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    KILL EVERYONE! THEY MUST ALL DIE! FRIEND COMPUTER DEMANDS BLOOD! *twitch*
    LONELY TYLENOL!

    He's gone completely batshit loco!
    No x in 'Nixon'

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    I !retract my vote for otakud00d
    I !accuse tofu

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    These are what I have at this time:

    ACCUSE!
    Tofu 3
    Rygar 2
    Senor Fish 2
    OtakuD00d 1

    ZAP!
    Unearthly Stew 2
    V2-Gundam 2
    Serpent 2
    Senor Fish 2
    Kilnaga 1

    INACTIVE REAP-O-MATIC (Barring votes in the next 42 minutes)
    Malkor
    V2-Gundam

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    KILL EVERYONE! THEY MUST ALL DIE! FRIEND COMPUTER DEMANDS BLOOD! *twitch*
    LONELY TYLENOL!

    He's gone completely batshit loco!
    No x in 'Nixon'
    Ah, you understand me. A Dog, a Panic, in a Pagoda

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    KILL EVERYONE! THEY MUST ALL DIE! FRIEND COMPUTER DEMANDS BLOOD! *twitch*
    LONELY TYLENOL!

    He's gone completely batshit loco!
    No x in 'Nixon'
    Ah, you understand me. A Dog, a Panic, in a Pagoda

    It's been too long since I've heard that song. Ah well, we'll have to settle at partial proficiency.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    KILL EVERYONE! THEY MUST ALL DIE! FRIEND COMPUTER DEMANDS BLOOD! *twitch*
    LONELY TYLENOL!

    He's gone completely batshit loco!
    No x in 'Nixon'
    Ah, you understand me. A Dog, a Panic, in a Pagoda

    It's been too long since I've heard that song. Ah well, we'll have to settle at partial proficiency.
    I'm sorry that it has to end like this. I told you, though. You shoot him, I shoot you. You shot him.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Didn't Otaku also shoot him though?

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