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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    There is this massive swole bro that has the same workout schedule as me. Or maybe he just lives here, idk. He's super nice tho and was super encouraging spotting me on the bench even tho he reps like double the weight

    "even tho" as though repping high weights would make him a jerk

    This antibroism is disgusting

    No just how a lot of people operate

    Ref: everyone that sneers down their nose at noobs in games/art/music/sports

    Surely people don't sneer at each other over performance in such things. I can't even imagine.

    Well, you can't imagine it because you aren't good at any of those things




    Could you imagine if I just left it there? Like, where did that come from, Jesus, Narwhal.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    when sig and I have the same thought at the same time

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Dadhole is not an alternative name for cornhole that is too obvious.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    dingleberryhole

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    getting a cow pile or the dirty rollup mirite

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Dadhole is not an alternative name for cornhole that is too obvious.

    It's on Wikipedia it must be true

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    There is this massive swole bro that has the same workout schedule as me. Or maybe he just lives here, idk. He's super nice tho and was super encouraging spotting me on the bench even tho he reps like double the weight

    "even tho" as though repping high weights would make him a jerk

    This antibroism is disgusting

    No just how a lot of people operate

    Ref: everyone that sneers down their nose at noobs in games/art/music/sports

    Surely people don't sneer at each other over performance in such things. I can't even imagine.

    Well, you can't imagine it because you aren't good at any of those things




    Could you imagine if I just left it there? Like, where did that come from, Jesus, Narwhal.

    savage

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I played my first two games of Warhammer 40k 8th edition yesterday and today I have a fever and my throat hurts.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I played my first two games of Warhammer 40k 8th edition yesterday and today I have a fever and my throat hurts.

    Coincidence? I think not.
    Papa Nurgle's gifts are plenty.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    Did you buy it, btw?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I just came back from a run, the weather outside is perfect at 6 am and park was relatively empty. I still hate passing people on the trail while they're walking their dogs. Those leashes are long, I'm running at a good clip, who knows if a dog while decide to take a nip out of my heels.

    No I'm not paranoid, you know it happened to someone out there once.

    I just realized you can go to Jimmy Jacks and tell everyone that the best BBQ is in Iowa @elki

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    I think you don't need to use the keyboard most of the time, but you maybe do need to be able to shift-click to rearrange your fleets? Maybe you can remap that to something with just a mouse though.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    Did you buy it, btw?

    No, I've been busy playing Batman: AA and being indecisive.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    It's more convenient to pause and unpause with a spacebar, but otherwise you'd be fine

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    Did you buy it, btw?

    No, I've been busy playing Batman: AA and being indecisive.

    Well, I have a spare base game sans DLC that I got in a Humble Bundle. Yours if you want it.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    How playable is Stellaris on a big screen, using a mouse, and no keyboard? Asking for a lazy friend.

    Did you buy it, btw?

    No, I've been busy playing Batman: AA and being indecisive.

    Well, I have a spare base game sans DLC that I got in a Humble Bundle. Yours if you want it.

    Hell yeah.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I just came back from a run, the weather outside is perfect at 6 am and park was relatively empty. I still hate passing people on the trail while they're walking their dogs. Those leashes are long, I'm running at a good clip, who knows if a dog while decide to take a nip out of my heels.

    No I'm not paranoid, you know it happened to someone out there once.

    I just realized you can go to Jimmy Jacks and tell everyone that the best BBQ is in Iowa elki

    There's one in downtown and another one a bit out of town. Is the downtown one good?

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I just came back from a run, the weather outside is perfect at 6 am and park was relatively empty. I still hate passing people on the trail while they're walking their dogs. Those leashes are long, I'm running at a good clip, who knows if a dog while decide to take a nip out of my heels.

    No I'm not paranoid, you know it happened to someone out there once.

    I just realized you can go to Jimmy Jacks and tell everyone that the best BBQ is in Iowa elki

    There's one in downtown and another one a bit out of town. Is the downtown one good?

    That one is new. I only know the one out by sycamore mall. They have the best fries.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I'd definitely take Stellaris over Darkest Dungeon or No Man's Sky

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

    no no, this is totally wrong. Dogs on leashes will attempt to clothesline you. They generally sprint to one side then leap so the leash hits you right in the neck as you go by.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i've found dogs on leashes will attempt to outwit you with cunning riddles

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

    I'm totally justified in technique of running off the trail and onto the grass, 15 feet away from the dog.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    (I have been tripped by my own dog, the old Akita when he was younger and we ran together. He cut across me suddenly and I went 100% horizontal and smacked into the sidewalk.)

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    My dachshund mix feigns disinterest when people approach us, and then often sneaks over to sniff their heels as they walk past

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

    I'm totally justified in technique of running off the trail and onto the grass, 15 feet away from the dog.

    no you need to run towards the dog. If you go on the grass they'll think you are grass. Then they chase you down and pee on you.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Who is it that's really on the leash though? The dog

    or the human?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Who is it that's really on the leash though? The dog

    or the human?

    maek
    u
    think

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Who is it that's really on the leash though? The dog

    or the human?

    maek
    u
    think

    i mean we can clearly see it's the dog but

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

    I'm totally justified in technique of running off the trail and onto the grass, 15 feet away from the dog.

    Have you tried instead stopping and petting the dog.

    asoqjhi0anji.jpg

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Who is it that's really on the leash though? The dog

    or the human?

    maek
    u
    think

    i mean we can clearly see it's the dog but

    Chabus get outta here with that critical thinking bullshit

    I ate an engineer
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    2015: The President sings Amazing Grace.

    2017: The President clotheslines an anthropomorphic representation of a major news network to the ground.

    2019: ? ? ? U N I T E D E A R T H O F C E N A T I O N ? ? ?

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i've found dogs on leashes will attempt to outwit you with cunning riddles

    what is brown and has bark
    a stick
    no it is i, dog

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    2015: The President sings Amazing Grace.

    2017: The President clotheslines an anthropomorphic representation of a major news network to the ground.

    2019: ? ? ? U N I T E D E A R T H O F C E N A T I O N ? ? ?

    John Cena would be a better president than Donald Trump

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i've found dogs on leashes will attempt to outwit you with cunning riddles

    what is brown and has bark
    a stick
    no it is i, dog

    clever pupper

    clever

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    On the page with the "Aware of Dog" image was this autoplay video ad.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvO1pC3A-94

    Prepare yourself.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki, dogs on leashes are not going to lunge at a runner after they pass. They'd lunge before! They'd lunge right as you pass, like a police dog.

    And they wouldn't bite a foot. That's a good way to get kicked in the mouth. They'd go for the butt and chomp chomp.

    I'm totally justified in technique of running off the trail and onto the grass, 15 feet away from the dog.

    Have you tried instead stopping and petting the dog.

    asoqjhi0anji.jpg

    No, I need very controlled environments for my introduction to dogs. I need to meet the owner beforehand, and check their background, and learn about their life philosophy before they can tell their dog about me and then we can meet up.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Pony wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    2015: The President sings Amazing Grace.

    2017: The President clotheslines an anthropomorphic representation of a major news network to the ground.

    2019: ? ? ? U N I T E D E A R T H O F C E N A T I O N ? ? ?

    John Cena would be a better president than Donald Trump

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