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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »

    I've purchased them before for that forum battle where my college buddy pretended to have angry sex with me.

    what

    what???

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    edit: jesus totp what the fuck

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Xaquin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I'm still solidly against dating people with kids.

    I wasn't looking to date you anyway

    humph!

    b mine 4ever toots

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Oh geez I caught a lady checking me out today

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Oh geez I caught a lady checking me out today

    what were you buying?

    heyyyyoooooooo!
    (that was mean, and I'm sorry)

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Oh geez I caught a lady checking me out today

    what were you buying?

    heyyyyoooooooo!
    (that was mean, and I'm sorry)

    Yeah, the real question here is

    What were you selling?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
    It was more like a lingering glance at me when she didn't think I was looking at her type thing


    She's sort of a co-worker

    One of the attractive single ones

    That I had almost talked myself into asking to get some pizza and beer with me and few weeks ago

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    It was more like a lingering glance at me when she didn't think I was looking at her type thing


    She's sort of a co-worker

    One of the attractive single ones

    That I had almost talked myself into asking to get some pizza and beer with me and few weeks ago

    Why don't you?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

    So you're saying my whole life has been a lie

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

    like produce and

    ummmmm

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

    I don't understand

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    wait

    what else am I supposed to like if not butts?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

    I don't understand

    there is also cake and dogs and boobs

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    but butts are like boobs of the butt

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Boobs are legit

    Definitely

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I've been working my butt cause all these exercise videos I'm using are geared towards women

    nice butts go beyond gender

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    some of us were born with the hank hill ass

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    Was she staring at your butt? :P

    There's more to life than butts

    You get out of here with your filthy liiiiiieeeeesss

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sometimes I feel bad that my main impetus for wanting kids is 50 years from now when I'm old

    my cats can support me in 10 years when i lose my independent mobility

    right?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Oh snap, there is another guy here at this bachelorette party and he is TV gay.

    He's already told a story about how the bride, back in high school, had a crush on him but then found out he was gay and cried herself to sleep.

    He also found my gin and we were immediately doing shots of it.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Oh snap, there is another guy here at this bachelorette party and he is TV gay.

    He's already told a story about how the bride, back in high school, had a crush on him but then found out he was gay and cried herself to sleep.

    He also found my gin and we were immediately doing shots of it.

    I guess you could do some more overt flirting as well then

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

    If the restaurant is Sebastian themed, you could combine the two if you're lucky.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Oh snap, there is another guy here at this bachelorette party and he is TV gay.

    He's already told a story about how the bride, back in high school, had a crush on him but then found out he was gay and cried herself to sleep.

    He also found my gin and we were immediately doing shots of it.

    why do you think they wanted you to bring lingerie

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

    My favorite pizza chain is just outside of Disney world - Giordano's. Sooooooo much cheese.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

    you are 2 hours away from me

    the answer at this time of year in florida is that no, it will not stop raining, and if it does it will be australia hot out and your hair will poof out from the humidity

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

    you are 2 hours away from me

    the answer at this time of year in florida is that no, it will not stop raining, and if it does it will be australia hot out and your hair will poof out from the humidity

    Australia heat and Florida humidity might be enough to kill a Canadian.

    Skeith on
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    A thing i would love right now is if it would stop raining enough in Orlando for my family to go and find out how many crawfish a grown woman can eat without dying

    I mean I would also like to go do some Disney things but I have my priorities

    you are 2 hours away from me

    the answer at this time of year in florida is that no, it will not stop raining, and if it does it will be australia hot out and your hair will poof out from the humidity

    Australia heat and Florida humidity might be enough to kill a Canadian.

    Luckily DC for the last few weeks was basically like training in the hyperbolic time chamber

    This is nothing

    I haven't even revealed my true form

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pics pls

    Also it's 31C and 50% humidity at 8 pm and there's a woman in this cafe wearing a chunky woollen wrap and drinking a hot tea and it's freaking me the fuck out

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    It needs to cross 100 (38 ish I think) for me to consider drinking my coffee not hot.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think the tea would worry me less without the winter kit attached
    Maybe she's an interdimensional traveler who just landed from a realm of ice and snow

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am wearing a sweater and it's like 80F out right now.

    I am also wearing shorts I just haven't gotten to the point of taking off my work sweater.

    I should probably do that.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Pics pls

    Also it's 31C and 50% humidity at 8 pm and there's a woman in this cafe wearing a chunky woollen wrap and drinking a hot tea and it's freaking me the fuck out

    People routinely wear long sleeves and a jacket in 35 degree, 100% humidity here and it makes me feel like I am taking crazy pills.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I feel the same way about people who wear sandals in 10F weather too.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    I want kids eventually but would be uncomfortable dating someone with them, if only because I am entirely not ready to be a parental figure and it would require the significant other to be living a different lifestyle than I am interested in for a good long while

    Can't have irresponsible drinking nights or last-minute trips places, that kind of thing

    Seeing my sister raise her my niece makes me realize, having a solid roster of family to help you raise your kid is REAL GOOD. Like having my mother, grandmother, and the fatheraround creates a situation where like, she can't go out every night of course but it's not impossible to have a crazy drunken club night every fortnight or so? And she can generally manage to make time for a vacation every six months are so. And I kind of think she deserves that?

    Honestly this feels a lot healthier and natural way to raise kids than, 'hey I gotta kid now, I can't take literally anytime for myself anymore' way of doing things. I think the nuclear family, is kind of weird difficult thing for folks, and shouldn't be seen as the only and best way to have a family. Takes a village and all that.

    This isnt a dig or argument to try and change anybody's mind. I just think the; You should only have a kid when you can dedicate your life to that goal, and you have a house and make 50k a year. Is kind of a toxic mindset we don't really question as much as we should.

    *Gets off soapbox.*

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Opponent runs an attack ad that's just that forum battle video with the butter.

    that one coked out clown picture

    THAT FREAKIN' PICTURE

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    It was more like a lingering glance at me when she didn't think I was looking at her type thing


    She's sort of a co-worker

    One of the attractive single ones

    That I had almost talked myself into asking to get some pizza and beer with me and few weeks ago

    Why don't you?

    Nerves, mostly

    I'm also trying to keep my crushes under control, and... Temper my expectations?

    I think I look desperate lots of times

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    People routinely wear long sleeves and a jacket in 35 degree, 100% humidity here and it makes me feel like I am taking crazy pills.
    They must have seriously underactive thyroid.

    I see people wearing skinny jeans in 30c+ outside and the only thing I can think of is how to take them off I'd have to use scissors to cut and peel 'em off my skin.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Opponent runs an attack ad that's just that forum battle video with the butter.

    that one coked out clown picture

    THAT FREAKIN' PICTURE

    what???

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