I'm maybe not world class at my specific style of frog ramming but I have managed to net companies millions of dollars for the work I do.
I used to be really, really good at trumpet. Like, soloed at half time shows for bowl games, played with semi-famous people good. Then I stopped because I didnt have the time or inclination to continue.
you should pick it up again dude
trumpet is wonderful and diverse, unlike the horrible saxophone
I mean, once every year or so I pull out a beat up yamaha I still have, oil it, run through my circle of fifths, play the bottle dance from fiddler because its funny to me on a trumpet, and bust out some A train, then out it away.
You never know...
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I'm maybe not world class at my specific style of frog ramming but I have managed to net companies millions of dollars for the work I do.
I used to be really, really good at trumpet. Like, soloed at half time shows for bowl games, played with semi-famous people good. Then I stopped because I didnt have the time or inclination to continue.
you should pick it up again dude
trumpet is wonderful and diverse, unlike the horrible saxophone
I'm low-key trying to score my mom's soon-to-be-ex's saxophone when they divide up their stuff
I'm maybe not world class at my specific style of frog ramming but I have managed to net companies millions of dollars for the work I do.
I used to be really, really good at trumpet. Like, soloed at half time shows for bowl games, played with semi-famous people good. Then I stopped because I didnt have the time or inclination to continue.
you should pick it up again dude
trumpet is wonderful and diverse, unlike the horrible saxophone
hey wtf! sax is great
I played baritone sax all through high school. so coooooool.
can we all agree that the sax is literally the worst jazz instrument
possibly the worst instrument period
I mean, soprano sax is sitting right over there.
Unless you are saying all sax is bad, which I will disagree with you on.
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Amazon position is like, (sexual position stuff)
penis person is on their back and they put their legs up and the vagina person gets between their legs right up close and inserts the penis so it's kind of like missionary but with the power dynamics reversed.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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black isn't as salty, which is nice, but it just doesn't have that glorious fiery hotness either
and if I'm just going to have normal ramen, well, I could just go have pho instead
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Listen let's just say I like a woman who knows what she wants and likes to take control, alright
I'm pleased more people are discovering the Amazon position, is all I'm saying
refresh my memory?
I'm currently in public, but if I remember later
...
I'll shot you a PM >_>
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Right away, know that this position requires some added effort and flexibility — but it pays off for the woman by offering lots of control. To get into Amazon position, the man lies on his back and brings his knees to his chest. The woman then squats down onto him, with his legs wrapping over hers. Variations of this position include reversing the woman's position or having her kneel over her partner.
can we all agree that the sax is literally the worst jazz instrument
possibly the worst instrument period
consider the ukelele though
accordion
recorder
bassoon
Didgeridoo
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
The only reason I know about the Amazon position is my favorite porn comic featured it and everyone in the comments was going "I don't know what that position is but it's hot"
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So because we're talking about this, by rule 34 logic, someone on deviantart has painted an uber realistic Gal Gadot doing Amazon Position with either Chris Pine or Superman or Batman right?
are YOU on the beer list?
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I mean, once every year or so I pull out a beat up yamaha I still have, oil it, run through my circle of fifths, play the bottle dance from fiddler because its funny to me on a trumpet, and bust out some A train, then out it away.
You never know...
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
you put that shit in open [chat] and you fking batsignal me or so help me I'll
No also let me know
I'm low-key trying to score my mom's soon-to-be-ex's saxophone when they divide up their stuff
They think they're dividing their stuff two ways
They are misguided
Narwhal gets Narwhal's due :P
possibly the worst instrument period
hey wtf! sax is great
I played baritone sax all through high school. so coooooool.
edit: baritone gets a pass, barely
I like it.
I mean, soprano sax is sitting right over there.
Unless you are saying all sax is bad, which I will disagree with you on.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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shin ramyun black < normal shin ramen
black isn't as salty, which is nice, but it just doesn't have that glorious fiery hotness either
and if I'm just going to have normal ramen, well, I could just go have pho instead
Trick me into getting infracted for posting porn once, shame on you,
Excuse you
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What's the benefit over cowgirl?
This sounds awful
Variety and power dynamics
increased battle readiness.
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...Huh. There seem to be some...requirements I'm not sure I fulfill for that.
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Fuck Joe Manchin
I murmured "good luck" as he wandered off in tears
She's wearing a shirt that just says "Sad as heck", white font on a black tee :P
better angle, sometimes deeper penetration if you're into that, and the power dynamic shift is hot for some women
it is also that
there's also pegging if you're down for that
consider the ukelele though
accordion
recorder
bassoon
Didgeridoo
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
The trick, simon, is to let women be in charge of all the hard stuff, up to and including sex
And just leave me to lift heavy stuff until a robot comes along that can do it better
Note: that robot will never exist.
let's confine ourselves to the alto sax because really it's by far the worst offender
I understand maybe 30% of this post
I would take 20,000 vuvuzelas over an alto sax
also the extra creaminess of that like, ox packet. the bits of beef.
so much better
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades