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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Are we saying Mueller is a master edger?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i'm tired of this long buildup shit

    can we just burn this admin down and start over already

    No no no no no, Chanus, this is the best part

    Listen, you ever been jerking off? And you just are not going to get there?

    But you've got nothing else to do and you're feeling determined and like you deserve this orgasm, so you ain't quitting that easily

    So you start checking your alternative sources, start to get a little weird, a little too specific

    But finally

    Finally

    You get there, and it's just the best

    One of the best feelings in the world

    That's what impeaching Trump will be like.

    the narwhal perspective on us politics: like jerking off to weird porn

    That's basically my perspective to all politics everywhere ever, to be fair

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    how weird are we talking bnards

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I made a huge breakthrough in what I was working on for the past few weeks.

    My schedule looks like it's going to ramp down considerably in the next few days.

    I might even get a vacation in before the end of the summer!!

    I can finally finish that dude's project to which I feel super bad about

    Everything's coming up millhouse!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    *The Walk comes on TV*

    oh god not another one of Zemeckis's uncanny valley CG films

    wait is this movie live action

    is that just Joseph Gordon Levitt's actual face

    wandering on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    how weird are we talking bnards

    Listen let's just say I like a woman who knows what she wants and likes to take control, alright

    I'm pleased more people are discovering the Amazon position, is all I'm saying

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SDCC anouncements
    • Noah Hawley Developing Doctor Doom Movie for Fox
    • Hit Manga "One Piece" Getting Live-Action TV Show in the West
    • Stargate: Origins Announced at SDCC #1
      New miniseries coming to Stargate Command - a new streaming service for all things Stargate

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Sympathetic Dr Doom... this is the future @descberals want

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    how weird are we talking bnards

    Listen let's just say I like a woman who knows what she wants and likes to take control, alright

    I'm pleased more people are discovering the Amazon position, is all I'm saying

    cause

    I seent some shit, is what I'm saying

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    You've got to be in some serious shape for the Amazon position, like damn

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I don't know what you're talking about and as usual that seems the better option.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    You've got to be in some serious shape for the Amazon position, like damn

    You don't have to be in serious shape you just can't have a huge gut

    Also not having a tiny pee pee helps

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Dream Daddy is a weird game because it is objectively worth $15 in that like, a ton of time and love was put into it, the art is good, it's a high quality visual novel.

    But my first play through felt super unsatisfying because I aimed for one of the most difficult romances, fucked it up, didn't really know that it was one of the most difficult romances, and so I basically spent an hour getting laid by an emotionally distant alcoholic while parenting my child

    and its like

    No, game, I married Aaron so I didn't take that path in life

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    So you're saying I can't do the Amazon position

    (I already knew that, for one thing my legs don't bend like that)

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Of course the best surgeon in the US is a black lesbian Person of Interest, I SEE YOUR MARXIST LIBERAL AGENDA

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    SDCC anouncements
    • Noah Hawley Developing Doctor Doom Movie for Fox
    • Hit Manga "One Piece" Getting Live-Action TV Show in the West
    • Stargate: Origins Announced at SDCC #1
      New miniseries coming to Stargate Command - a new streaming service for all things Stargate

    this reads more like a list of threats than content i should be excited about

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgR3WiGPYiQ

    this makes me sick

    playing the more difficult sections of bohemian rhapsody is already super hard and the people on youtube who do it in one take are stupid talented

    then this asshole comes in and throws in like, 64th note flourishes in between notes

    being world class at something seems like it'd be really cool

    speaking honestly without joking is anyone here world class at their jobs or any of their hobbies

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I personally read hundreds of negative comments about Doctor Who in the threads on /r/doctorwho and /r/television, but, you know, Reddit :rotate:

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I like my sex to be less like an intimate bonding of two bodies and souls and more like a mixed martial arts sparring match

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    So you're saying I can't do the Amazon position

    (I already knew that, for one thing my legs don't bend like that)

    The real question is, do you need a massive condom for your magnum dong?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    I think I've mentioned the park near my house that is always awesome and multicultural, like a little patch of "This is the future liberals want"

    I drove by today, and its really hot and it was completely empty, except for a shirtless white guy standing on the tennis court completely motionless.

    What I'm saying is you liberals have gotten weird.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    SDCC anouncements
    • Noah Hawley Developing Doctor Doom Movie for Fox
    • Hit Manga "One Piece" Getting Live-Action TV Show in the West
    • Stargate: Origins Announced at SDCC #1
      New miniseries coming to Stargate Command - a new streaming service for all things Stargate

    ....


    What?

    if done right, i'd be insanely happy but I can't see it being done right.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    it's just bound to have too many pieces

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    it's just bound to have too many pieces

    This.

    Also the special effects budget will need to be insane to do justice to the insanity of One Piece.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgR3WiGPYiQ

    this makes me sick

    playing the more difficult sections of bohemian rhapsody is already super hard and the people on youtube who do it in one take are stupid talented

    then this asshole comes in and throws in like, 64th note flourishes in between notes

    being world class at something seems like it'd be really cool

    speaking honestly without joking is anyone here world class at their jobs or any of their hobbies

    Shit I'm not even good at my hobbies

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    That dude is pretty good at piano

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    One Piece, but it's directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Once every few decades, a film captures the imagination of a generation and enters the pantheon of greats

    The Godfather
    Citizen Kane
    Star Wars

    These are the type of film that I enjoy, and 1993's venerable classic Coneheads stands tall among them.

    https://youtu.be/JvJN2VPu6no

    Look at all that food he eats! Grid-like breakfast slabs, flattened chicken embryos, seared swine flesh.

    Use this thread to talk about your favorite Coneheads scenes and only to talk about your favorite Coneheads scenes and maybe how much of a crush you had on Connie, the Conehead daughter.

    Connie was definitely hot, and due to socialising mainly on this planet acted fairly normal compared to her parents, but with just enough weird to be cool. Teenage me was definitely into it. I also connected pretty well with Chris farley's general character in most films in that era (he kinda had a bit). So yeah at least a bit of a crush on Connie.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I would also accept Baz Luhrmann's One Piece

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I would also accept Baz Luhrmann's One Piece

    Alejandro Jodorowski's Dragon Ball.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Bad at dancing
    Bad at yoga
    Bad at cooking
    Bad at bicycling

    I'm detecting a pattern here

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Bad at dancing
    Bad at yoga
    Bad at cooking
    Bad at bicycling

    I'm detecting a pattern here

    Defeatism.

    Just because you're not at the level you want to be don't mean y'ain't good, pardner.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Oh also that scene with the social security numbers, the lighting as Beldar turns to face Sinbad is dope, that shot is awesomely composed.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Actually I don't even like cooking that one's not a hobby

    We can replace it with...karaoke!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    wait

    how does one be bad at bicycling

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Bad at dancing
    Bad at yoga
    Bad at cooking
    Bad at bicycling

    I'm detecting a pattern here

    Defeatism.

    Just because you're not at the level you want to be don't mean y'ain't good, pardner.

    Words have meaning you participation-trophy millennial!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Actually I don't even like cooking that one's not a hobby

    We can replace it with...karaoke!

    The only way to be bad at Karaoke is to not enjoy it.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Bad at dancing
    Bad at yoga
    Bad at cooking
    Bad at bicycling

    I'm detecting a pattern here

    Defeatism.

    Just because you're not at the level you want to be don't mean y'ain't good, pardner.

    Failure is the first step oon the way to being kinda good at something

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